Comments on: The First Annual Cracked Fat Jokes Festival! Get It While It’s Legal! http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:10:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: James http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-29892 James Thu, 08 May 2008 15:54:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-29892 I should probably post the video i am talking about... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKlKnXckoDg&feature=related I should probably post the video i am talking about…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKlKnXckoDg&feature=related

]]> By: James http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-29891 James Thu, 08 May 2008 15:53:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-29891 budsey i am amazed at that video and the several others added by the same girl. my favorite comment was that her bouncing added a new bass line to the song budsey i am amazed at that video and the several others added by the same girl. my favorite comment was that her bouncing added a new bass line to the song

]]> By: caro http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-29812 caro Thu, 08 May 2008 05:56:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-29812 I'm frustrated that it's socially acceptable to harass smokers and tell them they're practically committing suicide with every drag... But have you ever seen this happen to a fatty? Thank you cracked-- Viva the fat joke! PS. This is all Hannah Montana's fault. I’m frustrated that it’s socially acceptable to harass smokers and tell them they’re practically committing suicide with every drag… But have you ever seen this happen to a fatty? Thank you cracked– Viva the fat joke!

PS. This is all Hannah Montana’s fault.

]]> By: budsey http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-28551 budsey Tue, 06 May 2008 06:37:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-28551 Sorry this is so late! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz3eThLlvyY Sorry this is so late!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz3eThLlvyY

]]> By: Liam (Simon Says Die) http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-27176 Liam (Simon Says Die) Mon, 05 May 2008 02:02:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-27176 Quoth: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jpHZqODkwF8 Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi say, 'that's no moon, that's yo MAMA!' Quoth: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jpHZqODkwF8

Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi say, ‘that’s no moon, that’s yo MAMA!’

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-27092 glendoor42 Sun, 04 May 2008 22:51:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-27092 No machete fight for any of these cheeseburgers though, dammit. No machete fight for any of these cheeseburgers though, dammit.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-27090 glendoor42 Sun, 04 May 2008 22:47:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-27090 Never the fuck mind Swaim, using my superior Googling skills I found that cheeseburger. It's at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pennsylvania. The guy in the picture finished the cheeseburger in 7 hours and is not retarded but appearently a competitive eater. He is however a dumbass because from what I can tell the helmut IS NOT photoshopped. The girl in the article finished the cheeseburger in 2 hours and 54 minutes. The stats on the cheeseburger are as follows, 6 pounds of meat, one large onion, two whole tomatoes, one half head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles. They has since made several larger burgers including a one that is a massive 11.5 pounds of meat, 25 slices of cheese, 1 full lettuce, 2 onions, 3 tomatoes and 25,000 calories. This would set you back a modest $34.99. You have six hours to eat it and besides being free if you do you win $350. All of this info can be found at my now second favorite site in the world cheese-burger.net. Never the fuck mind Swaim, using my superior Googling skills I found that cheeseburger.
It’s at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pennsylvania. The guy in the picture finished the cheeseburger in 7 hours and is not retarded but appearently a competitive eater. He is however a dumbass because from what I can tell the helmut IS NOT photoshopped.

The girl in the article finished the cheeseburger in 2 hours and 54 minutes.

The stats on the cheeseburger are as follows, 6 pounds of meat, one large onion, two whole tomatoes, one half head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles.

They has since made several larger burgers including a one that is a massive 11.5 pounds of meat, 25 slices of cheese, 1 full lettuce, 2 onions, 3 tomatoes and 25,000 calories. This would set you back a modest $34.99. You have six hours to eat it and besides being free if you do you win $350.

All of this info can be found at my now second favorite site in the world cheese-burger.net.

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-26976 Panzer-Stier Ross Sun, 04 May 2008 20:18:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-26976 '# Tommy The Brat Says: May 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 am A few facts about that picture: -The football helmet as been photoshopped in for giggles. -At the time the picture was taken it was the largest burger in the world and if you finished it within three hours it was free. -That guy didn’t. -This girl did. http://www.competitiveeaters.com/images/clinton16.JPG' Sorry to rain on your parade doctor, but I think we've already had our diagnosis. ‘# Tommy The Brat Says:
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 am

A few facts about that picture:
-The football helmet as been photoshopped in for giggles.
-At the time the picture was taken it was the largest burger in the world and if you finished it within three hours it was free.
-That guy didn’t.
-This girl did. http://www.competitiveeaters.com/images/clinton16.JPG‘

Sorry to rain on your parade doctor, but I think we’ve already had our diagnosis.

]]> By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-26970 FollicleMan Sun, 04 May 2008 20:10:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-26970 Oh and by the way yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat when your dad said it was "chilly" outside, she ran out with a spoon. Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out (does that even make sense?) Oh and by the way yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo momma so fat when your dad said it was “chilly” outside, she ran out with a spoon.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out (does that even make sense?)

]]> By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-first-annual-cracked-fat-jokes-festival-get-it-while-its-legal/#comment-26958 FollicleMan Sun, 04 May 2008 20:03:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1217#comment-26958 Fucking doctors. Fucking doctors.

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