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	<title>Comments on: What A Fat White Kid And A Car Full Of Death-Defying Muslims Have In Common: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: T.G.C.</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-29329</link>
		<dc:creator>T.G.C.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 23:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best part is when the kid demonstrates an exercise, pauses to gasp for breath, and says, "Uhhh...and do that, like, three or four more times."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part is when the kid demonstrates an exercise, pauses to gasp for breath, and says, &#8220;Uhhh&#8230;and do that, like, three or four more times.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: strongbadia7</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-26221</link>
		<dc:creator>strongbadia7</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 05:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the saudi video would have been much better had the car exploded at the end. you know, more true to life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the saudi video would have been much better had the car exploded at the end. you know, more true to life.</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-25043</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 01:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jimmy Kimmel did a bit showing the 7 year old little shithead who totalled his grandma's SUV and the Indian baby dropping videos. Wanna' guess what video he spliced the Ibdv with ?

Yup. The one with with M.J. dangling baby Blanket off the balcony. I'd call the fucker out for stealing my joke but that would mean admitting publicly that I came up with it first. What a hack, yet he gets a late night show and not DOB? In Hollywood, it really is who you blo...er...I mean know. No, make that... blow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jimmy Kimmel did a bit showing the 7 year old little shithead who totalled his grandma&#8217;s SUV and the Indian baby dropping videos. Wanna&#8217; guess what video he spliced the Ibdv with ?</p>
<p>Yup. The one with with M.J. dangling baby Blanket off the balcony. I&#8217;d call the fucker out for stealing my joke but that would mean admitting publicly that I came up with it first. What a hack, yet he gets a late night show and not DOB? In Hollywood, it really is who you blo&#8230;er&#8230;I mean know. No, make that&#8230; blow.</p>
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		<title>By: Dark</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-24897</link>
		<dc:creator>Dark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 21:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ibh, that would go perfect with something by Chris Crocker. Or Hamster Dance.

Either way, really....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ibh, that would go perfect with something by Chris Crocker. Or Hamster Dance.</p>
<p>Either way, really&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-24493</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>kingmonkey +1, I believe it's that "-ish" that makes you such a valued member of the Cracked.com community.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>kingmonkey +1, I believe it&#8217;s that &#8220;-ish&#8221; that makes you such a valued member of the Cracked.com community.</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-24366</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 13:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@gray: Saw it referenced on another site(Radar.com) and went to original(?) source.

Nobody answered my question though. Obvious answer ...Michael Jackson video?
(yeah, that even made me wince)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@gray: Saw it referenced on another site(Radar.com) and went to original(?) source.</p>
<p>Nobody answered my question though. Obvious answer &#8230;Michael Jackson video?<br />
(yeah, that even made me wince)</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-24332</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 12:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Psht, that nothing lbh, my mom used to throw me off a 70 foot high bridge every week or so, when I was young. Look at me, I turned out fine-ish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Psht, that nothing lbh, my mom used to throw me off a 70 foot high bridge every week or so, when I was young. Look at me, I turned out fine-ish.</p>
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		<title>By: woc</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-24037</link>
		<dc:creator>woc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 07:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my girlfriend also watches americas top model and it makes me want to murder her, just a little bit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my girlfriend also watches americas top model and it makes me want to murder her, just a little bit</p>
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		<title>By: Gray</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-24032</link>
		<dc:creator>Gray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 07:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, Ibh, how the hell did you even find that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, Ibh, how the hell did you even find that?</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/01/what-a-fat-white-kid-and-a-car-full-of-death-defying-muslims-have-in-common-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-24004</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 06:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"WHY ISN’T HE WEARING ANY PANTS?"

WHY THE HELL NOT?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;WHY ISN’T HE WEARING ANY PANTS?&#8221;</p>
<p>WHY THE HELL NOT?</p>
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