Comments on: I’m Better Than John Mayer at a Number of Things

By: Panzer-Stier Ross

Panzer-Stier Ross — Sat, 03 May 2008 09:52:15 +0000

my bad.

The Jesus Christ of Boning encapsulated?

mmm, big words.

By: mellowship

mellowship — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:28:36 +0000

‘the Jesus Christ of Boning himself’
maybe change the wording there a little ross.

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:28:25 +0000

@kingmonkey +1: Yeah, in the sense that hentai is a cartoon.

Speaking of which, Jessica Rabbit was the predecessor to (american) hentai.

By: Metalbrainsurgery

Metalbrainsurgery — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:10:15 +0000

88k I shall crush you for saying such a thing.

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:58 +0000

smashpro1, don’t be silly. Jessica Simpson is a cartoon character.

By: 88k

88k — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:47:02 +0000

Guitar is for dicks. That’s great. Also this was hilarious.

By: gauntsgridfire

gauntsgridfire — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:03:56 +0000

@smashpro1: I say that gives him more reason to defeat Mayer. Boning beautiful women is one of the several skill sets that makes DOB who he is… if you leave John Mayer to continue convincing women thet they should bone HIM instead, there will be NO WOMEN LEFT IN THE WORLD TO BONE. Economies will collapse, mass hysteria will ensue and most importantly, DOB will lose his title of J.C. of boning. To John Mayer no less. Ridiculous.

By: Nadia

Nadia — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:13:28 +0000

DOB, I think I know a way you could be better at guitar than Mayer. Cut off his fingers. Are you going to live up to your nickname or what?

By: Jonathan_Goss

Jonathan_Goss — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:54:23 +0000

I got your back. These hookers need to go DOWN!

By: smashpro1

smashpro1 — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:04:29 +0000

Wasn’t John Mayer also that guy that dated Jessica Simpson? If so, just give up DOB, it won’t be long before he’s fucked all of the beautiful women in the world