Comments on: Back In My Day Vehicular Rampages Were For Grownups: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:44:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Hacksaw Highway http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-35984 Hacksaw Highway Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:36:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-35984 You know, that kid does deserve to have his ass beat, but on the other hand, how much street cred is that worth? He's a lil chubby badass. You know, that kid does deserve to have his ass beat, but on the other hand, how much street cred is that worth? He’s a lil chubby badass.

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-23876 Andy Pants Fri, 02 May 2008 00:36:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-23876 @ Kingmonkey I thought that went without saying. @ Kingmonkey

I thought that went without saying.

]]> By: » What A Fat White Kid And A Car Full Of Death-Defying Muslims Have In Common: The Daily Nooner (EST)! | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-23505 » What A Fat White Kid And A Car Full Of Death-Defying Muslims Have In Common: The Daily Nooner (EST)! | Cracked.com Thu, 01 May 2008 16:16:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-23505 [...] knew I could come up with some hilarious zingers about the fat kid exercising, but I already made fun of a child yesterday. I’m pretty sure that at some point you’re supposed to stop making fun of children, [...] […] knew I could come up with some hilarious zingers about the fat kid exercising, but I already made fun of a child yesterday. I’m pretty sure that at some point you’re supposed to stop making fun of children, […]

]]> By: Professor THE Guy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-23363 Professor THE Guy Thu, 01 May 2008 13:49:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-23363 That kid needs his ass beaten. He doesn't even show a hint of remorse for what he did. He's happy about it. Watch out for that kid because he'll be drinking by 10, doing drugs by 12, and I bet he kills an animal at 13 and a human at 16. That kid needs his ass beaten. He doesn’t even show a hint of remorse for what he did. He’s happy about it. Watch out for that kid because he’ll be drinking by 10, doing drugs by 12, and I bet he kills an animal at 13 and a human at 16.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-23285 kingmonkey +1 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:25:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-23285 Andy, you forgot to mention that you pity the man he one day will marry, and that he is what's wrong with America. Get with it, man! Andy, you forgot to mention that you pity the man he one day will marry, and that he is what’s wrong with America.

Get with it, man!

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22979 Andy Pants Thu, 01 May 2008 04:36:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-22979 That kid makes a compelling argument for the reintroduction of the old Roman form of disipline. Cutting kids heels and leaving them on the side of a mountainside to die of exposure. That kid makes a compelling argument for the reintroduction of the old Roman form of disipline.

Cutting kids heels and leaving them on the side of a mountainside to die of exposure.

]]> By: WerdSeb http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22962 WerdSeb Thu, 01 May 2008 03:45:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-22962 Wow. This shows how badly video games can influence small children. At least when he grows up he can just be put in a jail cell. "It's funny to do bad things." I pity you, future citizens of America. Wow. This shows how badly video games can influence small children. At least when he grows up he can just be put in a jail cell. “It’s funny to do bad things.” I pity you, future citizens of America.

]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22947 lbh Thu, 01 May 2008 02:22:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-22947 Damn. I mean damn! Yeah, that little shit should be put in a sound-proof room with Grandma for about 30 minutes. And if this wasn't enough of a reality slap, then his mom needs a smack upside the head too. * My son lost all video game privileges, including use of the brand new Nintendo DS he got for Christmas, for a MONTH. Why? Because he turned in a term paper 2 days late. * I got home from work and found both of my latchkey children playing in the yard with one of the neighborhood kids. The rule is "no friends over when I'm at work". They'd rationlized that I meant "no friends indoors...". Grounded to their rooms, with no electronics, for the first week of summer. They could read, draw, clean or do nothing. My son actually opted to clean his room. He was glad for something to do. Sorry this post wasn't clever or funny, but DAAAAMN, if he were mine...screw DSS, they'd be welcome to that punk AFTER the beatdown I'd give him. Damn. I mean damn! Yeah, that little shit should be put in a sound-proof room with Grandma for about 30 minutes. And if this wasn’t enough of a reality slap, then his mom needs a smack upside the head too.

* My son lost all video game privileges, including use of the brand new Nintendo DS he got for Christmas, for a MONTH. Why? Because he turned in a term paper 2 days late.
* I got home from work and found both of my latchkey children playing in the yard with one of the neighborhood kids. The rule is “no friends over when I’m at work”. They’d rationlized that I meant “no friends indoors…”. Grounded to their rooms, with no electronics, for the first week of summer. They could read, draw, clean or do nothing. My son actually opted to clean his room. He was glad for something to do.

Sorry this post wasn’t clever or funny, but DAAAAMN, if he were mine…screw DSS, they’d be welcome to that punk AFTER the beatdown I’d give him.

]]> By: JT http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22905 JT Thu, 01 May 2008 01:32:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-22905 That kid kid needs his ass kicked and I would like to offer my services. I have extensive experience starting and finishing fist fights with kids ages 3-10. I have beaten the shit out of 30-40 young children, and could take fatty fat-fat out pretty easily. Please call me for a free estimate and demonstration. That kid kid needs his ass kicked and I would like to offer my services.

I have extensive experience starting and finishing fist fights with kids ages 3-10. I have beaten the shit out of 30-40 young children, and could take fatty fat-fat out pretty easily.

Please call me for a free estimate and demonstration.

]]> By: George http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/back-in-my-day-vehicular-rampages-were-for-grownups-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22886 George Thu, 01 May 2008 01:13:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1205#comment-22886 Okay, at first I didn't believe what I heard. Or thought I heard? The reporter asks "well did you know you could kill someone" and the kid replies "Yes, but I wanted to do "hoodrat stuff for my friend"" Let the kid off, he was just trying to do hoodrat stuff for his cigarette smoking friend. Okay, at first I didn’t believe what I heard. Or thought I heard?

The reporter asks “well did you know you could kill someone”
and the kid replies “Yes, but I wanted to do “hoodrat stuff for my friend”"

Let the kid off, he was just trying to do hoodrat stuff for his cigarette smoking friend.

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