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	<title>Comments on: 4 Sure-Fire Ways To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Screwing Justin Timberlake</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: &#187; 8 Things That Pissed Me Off About The FoxNews Fat Cops Report &#124; Cracked.com</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-30462</link>
		<dc:creator>&#187; 8 Things That Pissed Me Off About The FoxNews Fat Cops Report &#124; Cracked.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 12:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] took the phone. &#8220;Who&#8217;s your girlfriend having sex with now, Jack?&#8221; I [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] took the phone. &#8220;Who&#8217;s your girlfriend having sex with now, Jack?&#8221; I [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: ittybittymuggle</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-28025</link>
		<dc:creator>ittybittymuggle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 17:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but...but....i like Radiohead and Pink Floyd....and why would i want to date Justin? He looks homeless. lol. j/k J.T.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but&#8230;but&#8230;.i like Radiohead and Pink Floyd&#8230;.and why would i want to date Justin? He looks homeless. lol. j/k J.T.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-25931</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 20:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, absolutely! We all play off each other and feel the benefits of influence. For example, sometimes I write a post that's not funny at all.  That's when I'm trying to be Ross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, absolutely! We all play off each other and feel the benefits of influence. For example, sometimes I write a post that&#8217;s not funny at all.  That&#8217;s when I&#8217;m trying to be Ross.</p>
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		<title>By: Panzer-Stier Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-25915</link>
		<dc:creator>Panzer-Stier Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 20:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, not many people would be proud of an inbred son, but dammit you guys are troopers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, not many people would be proud of an inbred son, but dammit you guys are troopers.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-25027</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 00:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Because i created the tag and then DOB used it. Kind of like how I used his Jack O'Brien Hates America Tag. Kind of like how I did the first Cracked post on Hannah Montanna and then DOB made it his thing. Kind of like how DOB started making fun of Jack and then I jumped on that with this Timberlake post. Kind of like how this entire blog is becoming wonderfully inbred. And I mean that honestly when I say "wonderfully."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because i created the tag and then DOB used it. Kind of like how I used his Jack O&#8217;Brien Hates America Tag. Kind of like how I did the first Cracked post on Hannah Montanna and then DOB made it his thing. Kind of like how DOB started making fun of Jack and then I jumped on that with this Timberlake post. Kind of like how this entire blog is becoming wonderfully inbred. And I mean that honestly when I say &#8220;wonderfully.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Dark</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-24962</link>
		<dc:creator>Dark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 22:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kind off topic, but why are there two items in the "Swaim tried to rape a dog" catagory?

(please don't say that "dog" is a reference to SOMEONE'S luxurious man-pelt)

Oh, and for the record, a part robot girl would be awesome. Play GTAIV on her dashboard while she blows you.

*hears collective sigh from every man in the room, including Lou Pearlman as he rides Jack*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kind off topic, but why are there two items in the &#8220;Swaim tried to rape a dog&#8221; catagory?</p>
<p>(please don&#8217;t say that &#8220;dog&#8221; is a reference to SOMEONE&#8217;S luxurious man-pelt)</p>
<p>Oh, and for the record, a part robot girl would be awesome. Play GTAIV on her dashboard while she blows you.</p>
<p>*hears collective sigh from every man in the room, including Lou Pearlman as he rides Jack*</p>
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		<title>By: Dark</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-24954</link>
		<dc:creator>Dark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 22:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That vid of Justin at 11 is scarily reminiscent of Hannah Montana.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That vid of Justin at 11 is scarily reminiscent of Hannah Montana.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-24637</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The answer is no. Also, Ross looks very convincing in a red wig.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The answer is no. Also, Ross looks very convincing in a red wig.</p>
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		<title>By: girl</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-24591</link>
		<dc:creator>girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>must they be mutually exclusive? :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>must they be mutually exclusive? <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/30/4-sure-fire-ways-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-screwing-justin-timberlake/#comment-24341</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 13:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a girl going for the cracked writers, huh? And here I thought all girls wanted to do was experiment with lesbianism with Gillian Anderson at Gladstone's tailgate party. Learn something new every day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a girl going for the cracked writers, huh? And here I thought all girls wanted to do was experiment with lesbianism with Gillian Anderson at Gladstone&#8217;s tailgate party. Learn something new every day.</p>
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