Comments on: A Compelling Argument For Unemployment: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:17:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Bacalao http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22084 Bacalao Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:12:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-22084 So Cate went black and she never went back So Cate went black and she never went back

]]> By: Cate http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22078 Cate Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:20:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-22078 I met my new friends at a cele hot club __Blackgirlsconnect.com__ several days ago. It is a funny and interesting place. So nice to talk and date some girls or guys on here. I met my new friends at a cele hot club __Blackgirlsconnect.com__ several days ago. It is a funny and interesting place. So nice to talk and date some girls or guys on here.

]]> By: MAGNA http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22059 MAGNA Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:57:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-22059 I WON 4 MILLION DOLLARS LAST WEEK I TORE UP THE FREAKIN TICKET I SHIT ON 4 MILLION.... I'M GONNA WAIT UNTIL THE JACKPOT HITS 12 MILLION and I'm am NOT gonna give up my job If I play my cards right I have a chance to become ASST NIGHT MANAGER and then - I will be getting the BIG BUCKS.... I WON 4 MILLION DOLLARS LAST WEEK
I TORE UP THE FREAKIN TICKET
I SHIT ON 4 MILLION….

I’M GONNA WAIT UNTIL THE JACKPOT HITS 12 MILLION

and I’m am NOT gonna give up my job
If I play my cards right I have a chance to become ASST NIGHT MANAGER
and then - I will be getting the BIG BUCKS….

]]> By: IsDanielOBrien? http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22050 IsDanielOBrien? Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:21:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-22050 DANIEL O'BRIEN!!!!!!!!! Snake-Monster Monatana is on the cover of Vanity fair, check out UK Newspaper The Sun . co .uk!! DANIEL O’BRIEN!!!!!!!!! Snake-Monster Monatana is on the cover of Vanity fair, check out UK Newspaper The Sun . co .uk!!

]]> By: The Butcher http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22040 The Butcher Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:10:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-22040 Am I the only one here that realizes the obvious responsibility of every man, woman, child and crazed lottery number calling robot to use any winnings over 100 million dollars to build a feces flinging chimp army? I promise you, small minded people of the world, that if every country was to focus their military efforts on stopping the Nazi Chimp Army of Ass Death Destructiveness (as well as Historic Badassery), there would be no other strife on the planet worth focusing on. Therefore? Peace on Earth. What brings 6 billion people together quicker then concentrating their angst, ire and firearms on random Nazi Chimps of Ass Death Destructiveness? Nothing, my friends. Absolutely nothing. Am I the only one here that realizes the obvious responsibility of every man, woman, child and crazed lottery number calling robot to use any winnings over 100 million dollars to build a feces flinging chimp army? I promise you, small minded people of the world, that if every country was to focus their military efforts on stopping the Nazi Chimp Army of Ass Death Destructiveness (as well as Historic Badassery), there would be no other strife on the planet worth focusing on. Therefore? Peace on Earth.

What brings 6 billion people together quicker then concentrating their angst, ire and firearms on random Nazi Chimps of Ass Death Destructiveness?

Nothing, my friends. Absolutely nothing.

]]> By: Woombie http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22026 Woombie Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:40:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-22026 Ibh, yea yea I like what you did there. Ibh, yea yea I like what you did there.

]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-22019 lbh Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:57:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-22019 is this supposed to signify that if you win the lottery, you don't spank the monkey...the monkey spanks you? is this supposed to signify that if you win the lottery, you don’t spank the monkey…the monkey spanks you?

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-21979 Panzer-Stier Ross Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:04:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-21979 Oh you know it's really him. It's too perfect not to be really Gladstone. The set up. The rival blogger. The talk of 'lottery'. It's all an elaborate sham. Oh you know it’s really him. It’s too perfect not to be really Gladstone.

The set up. The rival blogger. The talk of ‘lottery’.

It’s all an elaborate sham.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-21977 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:54:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-21977 What the hell? Panzer-Stier Ross isn't glendoor42... I'm losing my mind, thanks to this wonderful chimp video. What the hell? Panzer-Stier Ross isn’t glendoor42… I’m losing my mind, thanks to this wonderful chimp video.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/28/a-compelling-argument-for-unemployment-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-21976 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:53:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1200#comment-21976 Yeah, right glendoor42, a Gladstone <I>lookalike</I>. Suuurre... Yeah, right glendoor42, a Gladstone lookalike. Suuurre…

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