Comments on: Is Safety Abroad a Phallusy? Protecting Your Privates from Penis Pirates http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:01:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Penisless http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-36263 Penisless Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:43:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-36263 Btw <::::::::::::::::::::::8 actual size.... Btw

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actual size….

]]> By: Penisless http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-36262 Penisless Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:42:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-36262 Oh god. I hope its not possible to measure your penis and get a number in the negatives. Because the added intimidation of the picture with all the dildos and those goddamn cock shamans have left me very limp and sexually frightened. Oh god. I hope its not possible to measure your penis and get a number in the negatives. Because the added intimidation of the picture with all the dildos and those goddamn cock shamans have left me very limp and sexually frightened.

]]> By: Orthopedic Wrist Braces http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-30286 Orthopedic Wrist Braces Sat, 10 May 2008 17:20:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-30286 <strong>Orthopedic Wrist Braces...</strong> I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you.... Orthopedic Wrist Braces…

I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you….

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]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-22960 lbh Thu, 01 May 2008 03:37:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-22960 @Courtney: You go ahead and take your boyfriend...me? I'll be sending my ex. Well, just as soon as he sends the child support he owes anyhow. Maybe I'll sign him up for the Peace Corp.'s and save a couple bucks. @Swaim: Very funny. Same story was covered by The Daily Show Monday night. Not as funny. Just so you know. @Courtney: You go ahead and take your boyfriend…me? I’ll be sending my ex. Well, just as soon as he sends the child support he owes anyhow. Maybe I’ll sign him up for the Peace Corp.’s and save a couple bucks.

@Swaim: Very funny. Same story was covered by The Daily Show Monday night. Not as funny. Just so you know.

]]> By: Courtney http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-22937 Courtney Thu, 01 May 2008 02:09:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-22937 The Congo, you say? I'll have to take my boyfriend on a long-overdue trip there... Thank you for the tip. The Congo, you say?
I’ll have to take my boyfriend on a long-overdue trip there…
Thank you for the tip.

]]> By: jogiff http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-22064 jogiff Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:10:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-22064 I think you'll find that there's a perfectly logical explanation. Swaim, did you shake hands or share a comb with someone with a big nose and who probably was a banker? They are probably responsible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic#Sudan I think you’ll find that there’s a perfectly logical explanation.

Swaim, did you shake hands or share a comb with someone with a big nose and who probably was a banker? They are probably responsible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic#Sudan

]]> By: John http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-21890 John Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:19:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-21890 （If You Are Easily Offended.....Then do not CLICK THERE!） Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the ~~TAllhub.com~~ to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they feel boring sometimes to need new things? （If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!）
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the ~~TAllhub.com~~ to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they feel boring sometimes to need new things?

]]> By: Chrissi http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-21881 Chrissi Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:12:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-21881 O THATs what happened! Now I know that in my future birdwatchingedge in Congo. I always wondered why I became a girl that fine summer day. O THATs what happened! Now I know that in my future birdwatchingedge in Congo.
I always wondered why I became a girl that fine summer day.

]]> By: Forsooth! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/#comment-21873 Forsooth! Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:29:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1189#comment-21873 Because we were distracted by Kramer saying goofy shit and walking like a spaz. While being racist, oh so very racist. Because we were distracted by Kramer saying goofy shit and walking like a spaz. While being racist, oh so very racist.

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