Cracked’s Dan O’Brien to Host Late Night?
Nope.
Well, not yet, anyway, but I think should focus all of our efforts on making that happen. In case you didn’t know, Late Night’s Conan O’Brien will be leaving in 2009 to take over for grinning chin-monster Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show, and the race to fins his replacement is on. According to this article, the frontrunner is the totally relevant and always professional Jimmy Fallon. Really, Fallon’s a terrific choice. Remember that time he giggled his way through six seasons of SNL? What about all those great characters he created, (that guy who really like Noma, or the guy who often folded shirts, or the annoying asshole who kept laughing during skits)? And who could forget his illustrious film career which includes new classics like Taxi, an action comedy that teamed Fallon with a sassy, talking car that solved mysteries, (if you’ve ever seen Taxi, you are now well aware that I have not)? Also, Fever Pitch. Jimmy Fallon has truly earned the Late Night desk.
Horseshit.
I should host Late Night. I’m an astoundingly perfect candidate, it’s ridiculous. The similarities between Conan and I are really staggering: We have the same last name, (O’Brien), he was a relatively obscure writer before hosting, I’m a relatively obscure writer right now, there was a lot of uproar and controversy when he was named host, I’m wanted in six states and I’m not legally allowed within ten feet of any Taco Bell, etc. There are other similarities. I won’t bore you with the details now, but the punch line is that I should host that god damned show.
Come on, Whoever-the-hell-is-in-charge-of-making-this-decision, I’m such an obvious choice it’s sickening. I’m young, charismatic and charming: I’m like a black Barack Obama.
Also like Barack Obama, I can’t do this without the support of great people all across the country. (Also Barack isn’t allowed in Taco Bell.) So, Cracked Readers, I’m going to ask that we shift our efforts away from destroying Hannah Montana right now. That’s not to say that we haven’t made great progress on the Hannah Montana front- we have. For better or worse, Cracked Commenters, you crazy motherfuckers know how to get things done. In just a few months, we’ve contributed hundreds of Mabisms and gotten Montana’s Biographicon locked. Just go ahead and search around the internet for a while and you will see anti-Montana sentiments sprouting up. Hell, in the April 18th issue of Esquire, real-live-author Chuck Klosterman even mentions Montana, what she represents, and why she might be dangerous for America.
Folks, We have started something.
I want you heroes to channel the energy you focused on creating and spreading this Hannah Montana Phenomenon, (”Phenomenontana?”), and put it into this new, incredibly important mission:
Getting me hired as the new host of Late Night.
How? Great question, You. Included in this blog post is a letter I have actually sent out to NBC, Lorne Michaels, Conan and several dozen random addresses.
I need your help, warriors. Send out similar letters. Make fliers. Somebody head over to my Biographicon page and add something about me being the new frontrunner for the Late Night desk. Has anyone told Lorne Michaels how great I look in a suit? If you get the chance, tell Lorne Michaels how great I look in a suit. (Very.) Does anyone work for Time magazine or, alternatively, any newspaper or magazine? Spread the word. Make T-Shirts. Bumper stickers. Post about it in your blog. Hit NBC.com and various messageboards. Start petitions. Punch jerks, right in their faces, (I think the message will be clear). Go to it and post your results in the comments.
Why should you help me? Another terrific question. Because, Ladies and Gentlemen, I never forget a favor. If I get this job, I will not forget your heroic work. Want free tickets to the show whenever you’re in town? They’re yours. Do you play a musical instrument? Congratulations, you just joined the new Late Night House Band. Do you want me to get Hannah Montana booked on the show just so I can tell her she was an accident and stick gum in her hair? Way a-fucking-head of you.
You people- the readers and commenters- you are the internet, as far as I’m concerned, (mostly because I’m not entirely sure what they internet actually is). If anyone can take a simple, small-town former-street-vigilante-turned-Jesus-Christ-of-Boning and bring him all the way up to Late Night, it’s you folks.
Let’s make this happen.
For my part, here are some other letters I’ve sent out:
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“Dear Conan,
What’s up? NM here. Hey, did you know that we were Name Buddies? We are! (Name Buddies!) I heard you were heading over to The Tonight Show. Congrats. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Just figured I’d throw my hat into the ring for your replacement. (Name Buddies.)
Hey, did you hear that Jimmy Fallon once called you a “cross between a clown-transsexual and Powder” (from the movie Powder)? That’s what I heard Jimmy Fallon said. I don’t agree with it, but Jimmy Fallon said it. Also he giggled while he said it.
Just letting you know.
Hugs and Kisses, Stars and Wishes,
-DOB”
———-
“Dear NBC
I heard Dan O’Brien is under serious consideration to replace Conan as the host of Late Night. Is this rumor true or merely extremely true?
-A reporter (from the Newspaper)”
———-
“Dear Max Weinberg,
One time I saw you checking out magazines at a Barnes & Noble in Holmdel, New Jersey.
Can I be the new host of Late Night?
-DOB”
April 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Anyone ever tell you that your the spitting image of Hannah Montana? With less hair and a smaller penis, of course.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Hey, my friend owns a T-Shirt and Poster making store thing, people, come up with designs for this, and we will completely waste more time doing something mindless and pointless that the internet inspired. Because you know, cancer cures and helping the homeless is completely a waste of time. Wait… Cracked readers don’t do any of that shit, lets get on with the electing and dick jokes.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Man-bitch (JT, not DOB). You do know that Hannah Montana doesn’t have a penis, right?
She merely has what was coined by Stephen King as the “deadlights” (for all who read/saw IT).
April 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
‘Specially the dick jokes.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Seeing as how your initials are DOB, does anyone actually call you Dob? Because that could possibly be a pretty sweet nickname.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Since Hannah Montana’s Biographicon is locked I changed her fathers entry so that he has a daughter known as “Miley the fetus eater”
April 25th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I have media connections, I could easily get you in Dan.
Unfortunately my media connections will only get you as far as a job hosting local cable in Edinburgh.
But hey, if Craig Ferguson can do that and still get on late-night tv, so can you.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
DOB for Late Night Host! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
Oh, btw, on the Hannah Montana front, she is becoming even more powerful by the second. She now has a real life bill named after her! This is getting scary:
http://wonkette.com/384134/hannah-montana-bill-gets-minnesota-legislators-hot
April 25th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
There’s no end of fun to be had with Biographicons related to Hannah ‘Grendel’ Montana’s. I’ve never seen ‘Late Night’, the Tonight Show or any of those things, so I’m sure DOB’d be great on all of them. At once.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I hope it works for you DOB. Jimmy sucks ass! Hehe hehehe
April 25th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
You’re an asshole, Daniel O’Brien. The talking car you mentioned from Taxi was Queen Latifah. You don’t have to make fun of her, she’s just big-boned.
Wait, let me do this Chris Cocker style.
LEEEEAVE LATIFAH ALOOONE!
April 25th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Nukewhales, that would have been funny even if it weren’t true. But the fact that it is is pure genius. I wonder how long it will go unnoticed…
April 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
From Billy Ray’s Biographicon entry:
“Starting in 2006, he is currently co-starring in the Disney Channel original television series, Hannah Montana, which stars his daughter Miley Cyrus, professional soulrapist/snake monster. She is also famous for having killed everyone. Everyone. How are you reading this right now? Don’t you realize that you’re dead?”
Nukewhales, did you add this too?
April 25th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
http://www.biographicon.com/view/v9r9j/Daniel_O_Brien
And so it shall be.
April 25th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
D.O.B. The Main Man of Mabisms. My knuckles are absolutely, and completely obliterated from punching faces and trying to get you into the chair on Late Night.
If my efforts are in vain, I will punch that sonofabitch Conan O’Brien. Right in his unfunny balls.
IN HIS BALLS.
(D.O.B. For Late Night!)
April 25th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
The internet is made out of tubes.
April 25th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I got confused while reading this article (primarily due to the Jose Cuervo and quaaludes), so the only thing I really remembered was D.O.B. telling me to punch people in the face. I am now disowned by my family, currently out on bail facing 56 charges of assault and battery, unknowingly initiated into some sort of gang for my random acts of violence and, worst of all, have a self-inflicted black eye.
If you don’t get to be the host of Lite Brite or what-the-hell-ever you were babbling on and on about in this post then I am going to be very upset with you.
I may just punch myself again.
April 25th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
(giggles) oh D.O.B…
April 25th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I call ‘dibs’ on the guitar spot in the late night house band. If anyone else wants it, you’ll have to fight me for it.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Hell, DOB, you even got the Onion moving on that serpentine Queen of Sin and Lies.
http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/hanna_montanas_secret
April 25th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I call ‘dibs’ behind the drums.
Because that is where my witty banter will not get unnoticed and I’ll be promoted in no time to co-host along side our snake-wrestle-tastic DOB. But when after a couple of succesfull years my addiction to various kinds of mind-expanding drugs will start to surface, my appereance on the show will start to go downhill. And after a controversial, on-air kick in in a famous person’s groin, I’ll probably be fired. Besides showing up in various pulp-magazines unshaved and screaming at the camera while trying to shop for milk, I’ll be out of the spotlight. Before my addiction gets the best of me, my final appereance will be in a “fresh new comedy” where I play opposite of Miley Cyrus and Jimmy Falon as the sarcastic, but lovable, neighbour. The final sign that my career is truly over will be a guest-appereance by ’sitcom-grim reaper’ David Spade. After that I’m never heard of again…
That sounds pretty terrible! You know what, forget what I said about the drums. The drums are still up for grabs.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
New in Biographicon……..
“Front runners among Conan’s possible replacement include Daniel O’Brien, Name Buddy of Conan, Cracked.com blogger and overall demi-god of boning. Lorne Michaels himself is said to be the driving force behind this possibility, due to his overwhelming hate for Hannah Montana. Others include useless giggling school girl Jimmy Fallon, and the much more entertaining sea sponge drying on the desk.”
April 25th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Damn, D.O.B. is sexy in that desk shot. I’ll vote for him to be president of whatever, just let me touch those sideburns.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
D.O.B. for Late Night! I just spent a couple hours duct taping Jimmy Fallon to the underside of a truck. I hope that helps!
I must say your odds are not all that awful, DOB. If that golem Jimmy Kimmel can host a show, anybody can.
Hey, can I be the star of random skits on the DOB show?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I’ll take the drums with the blessing of D.O.B. of course.
I can’t believe we’re switching our resources to this campaign.
We have to stay the course with the Mabisms, all we need is a surge to push “it” over the edge.
I support D.O.B. 325874%, Woot!
April 25th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I’m hoping that you’ll use your new position (if you get it) as a vessel to flame the fluck out of the dreaded snake beast.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
You look like you belong in House of Pain in that photo.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Lolz, don’t be hating Gladdy because DOB can actually “do” the short hair.
Oh, but I totally agree with you. And btw, the pic of you with long hair could turn me gay.
Almost.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Don’t get jealous over the gay love, Gladstone.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I’m so happy “gladstone” and “gay” show up in two consecutive comments. That’s all the proof my biggest fan “lasers” needs.
And for the record, I wish machete every success with his future NBC employment, but I have to say, Fallon was pretty great in The Barry Gibb Talk Show on SNL.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Sorry Dob, you look a bit too much like Shia Luhbuff in that photo to get my vote.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
You’re insulting Shia?
Not a wise thing to do (see things with the tag “Shia LaBeouf”).
Oh, and Gladdy, for the record, I said “Gladdy”, not “Gladstone”. Lasers’s been foiled again >:D
April 25th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Hanna Montana’s a mole!!! An abortion loving poo eating mole!
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=88248&showcomments=true
April 25th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Dude you got my support DOB, Jimmy Fallon is not funny at all. The only reason to see Taxi is because Giselle Bundchen takes her shirt off.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Dan, I do believe you could beat Jimmy Fallon’s ass, in so many ways you whup Fallon’s ass.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
She does?
I am going to have to Netflix the shnit out of that movie.
No shit sherlock (Robot_Raptor).
April 25th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Fallon would like that G42. He’d like it a lot.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Well you may be a blog writer on a website for a failed magazine but you’re still better than Fallen.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
If DOB DOESN’T get Late Night, it is OBVIOUSLY because Hannah Montana used her dark powers to magically make Jimmy Fallon appears as though he doesn’t suck, at least for a little while.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I am a whore for D.O.B.!!!!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I just want to be the announcer. I’ll announce the shit outta you, D.O.B.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:36 am
The Butcher, your mistake was that you didn’t rock out really hard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgNznIG7rQ
April 26th, 2008 at 2:14 am
“(primarily due to the Jose Cuervo and quaaludes),”
Breakfast of fucking champions!!!!!!
April 26th, 2008 at 2:23 am
why shoot for late night? I say cut out the middleman and go straight to replacing Jay Leno…Conan can sit and rot in the 12 30 slot for a few more years
April 26th, 2008 at 3:03 am
The similarities between you two really do go on.
You want to bone Tina Fey, he imaginary-boned Tina Fey!
AMAZING!
April 26th, 2008 at 8:30 am
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2008/03/hannah-montana-really-real-teeth.html
April 26th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I wonder if Conan O’Brien or Barack Obama has ever pooped/cried on the side of the Garden State Parkway. I have all your secrets, Dan. I miss you.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Love Dan.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Seeking a special show in __blackgirlsconnect.com__.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
you own dan .. did you know that we are also name buddies dan? I’m called danny too!!! (!!!)
April 26th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
DOB, I think that spambot loves you.
They’re into black people, I think you’re in.
April 26th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Test
April 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
See it printed that why won’t it post my previous comment?
April 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Speaking of spambots here an example of some spam I got on a Toyota site,
“Hi,
I’m new here, how’s it going?
“Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity” - Albert Einstein
Stephanie
And it really goes to a Buddist web page. How come all the shit Cracked.com gets is from adult sites?
I guess toyota can afford a better class of spambot.
April 26th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Well I took out the link and it posted go figure, I guess WordPress does not want anyone enlightened.
April 26th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Enlightened, looking at herpes stricken woman, having to watch a drunken monkey and a harsh but lovable goat stumble through clumsy teenage fumblings in the backseat of an ‘83 Stingray….It’s all the same to Wordpress.
I think I mentioned I’m on crystal meth, did I not?
April 26th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Oh don’t worry, that’s pretty evident. Besides Cracked and drugs go pretty much hand in hand. I was on heavy duty pain killers when I first started perusing these pages and commenting. Now I have no such excuse.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Well, you do come in pretty much daily contact with Gladstone, so that might have something to do with it.
Make of what that statement what you will.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
No, that’s kingmonkey that Gladstone stalks. I haven’t talked to him for weeks and by talk I mean received an email for my address and I gave him kingmonkey’s. Gladstone did not seem to notice. But I got his back though.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
*coughs*
So, who is it that [u]you[/u] stalk?
April 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Code doesn’t work? How about HTML?
you
April 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Meh, it stays invisible but doesn’t actually underline the word….
Hrmph.
April 27th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Wow, the “fetus eater” comment is still on Billy Ray’s bio. Guessed nobody’s caught on yet!
DOB - you would totally TOTALLY rock the show. “Late Night Show with Daniel O’Brien” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Also, I think your first guest should be Hannah Montana. It will be perfect finale to the long-standing hatefest and the perfect beginning to your TV career. What say??
April 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
nukewhales, you deserve a freaking medal.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I have my very own stalker? Sweet! Now I know how Jody Foster must feel.
April 27th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I’d tap Jody Foster, still. Then I’d drill her skull in the hope of making her a zombie.
April 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Gladstone is stalking Jody Foster? How does he find the time for all that stalking…
On a more relevant note Vote 1 D.O.B. You just remember us little guys when it happens for you!
April 27th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Meh, Jodie is a zombie.
(I’m not going to make a joke, or delight you all with some witty banter. Just stating a fact)
April 27th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
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April 27th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
@ Dark , Like does she have to eat fucking brains or what?
April 27th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Hannah Montana told Jeff Zucker to name Jimmy Fallon the new host of Late-Night (that’s a two-fer right there)
April 28th, 2008 at 4:55 am
I say Carson and Fallon fight to the Death for the job at this years Superbowl halftime show, even tho no matter who wins we all lose. But u gotta admit it would be cool to see Jimmy Fallons head on a pike.
and btw: When does that new R.Kelly Hanna Montana song drop?
April 28th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Danny, what happened to your jet-pack and your sandwich-eating mug from the drawing? Why would you leave something that spectacular out? Pretty sure if NBC knew you owned a jet-pack and/or loved sandwiches, they could do nothing but offer you the job right now
April 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
DOB, I can play several instruments and would like to be in the band. Let me know when you get the nod!
April 28th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
one last thing on the miley cyrus front. i swear. as soon as you can, read the bill ray cyrus biographicon. i personally edited it to include true information about his daughter. hopefully it is well hidden enough in the first paragraph that it stays for a bit. but if not, here it is.
Overview
Billy Ray Cyrus (born August 25, 1961) is a Grammy nominated American country singer and film and television actor, who is best known for his hit single “Achy Breaky Heart” (1992). He is also a multi-platinum selling recording artist, with one number one country single and eight top-ten singles. From 2001 to 2004, he starred in the television series Doc, a show about a doctor from the ranch adjusting to the large city. Starting in 2006, he is currently co-starring in the Disney Channel original television series, Hannah Montana, which stars his serial abortionist daughter Miley Cyrus.
In Cyrus’ 16 year career, he has released 23 charting singles, 12 of which reached the top 40 and one reached the top of Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. After a four year hiatus from the charts, Cyrus returned with his current single, a duet with snake cunt daughter Miley, “Ready, Set, Don’t Go To the Bathroom on my Chest, Dad”, which has so far reached the Top 30 of the Billboard country charts.
[edit]Biography
April 28th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
someone should also look at how he is connected to the queen of england. apparently he had to cancel due to family reasons…those being that he was too busy defecating on his infant daughter’s chest.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Top 5 Reasons Hanna Montana will kill D.O.B. rather than let him host Late Night:
5. D.O.B. stole the idea of hosting Late Night from Jester21’s Mabism:
Do you know why Hanna Montana has defiled DOB’s name of M&M? It is because:
“Hanna Montana thinks DOB is related to Conan O’Brian (COB) and wants to ruin his career too. ”
(http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/18/i-challenge-hannah-montana-to-a-bare-knuckle-boxing-match/#comment-20353)
4. Because #5 was way too long.
3. Because D.O.B. spent too much time in front of the microwave and now is shooting blanks, which means D.O.B. can no longer function as her #2 abortion doner.
2. Gladstone wants her to.
1. She’s royally pissed that D.O.B. has released skanky photos of her, thus ruining her Disney image of a motherless hooker with a heart of gold.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
For what it’s worth other bloggers are of the same opinion about Jimmy Fallen’s talents:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/jimmy-fallon-conan-obrien.php
@dark: Just a suggestion…dude, you really should edit out the “c” word.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Oops! I meant that suggestion for dan.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
UPDATE: Animal from the Muppets has shown an interest in joining the band on the drums.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Animal was always my favorite. ANIMAL!ANIMAL!ANIMAL!
April 28th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
It’s hard to believe that Animal and Yoda are voiced by the same person.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:44 am
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club “Wealthy Kiss.c o m” to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
April 29th, 2008 at 8:22 am
When I heard Miley Cyrus had signed a deal to write her “memoirs”, it blew my mind. She’s 15 friggin’ years old for Christ’s sake! Suddenly, Gladstone’s going over to the dark side to become her bitch made some sense. Picture this…
Gladstone: “Oh Mistress of all that’s vile and un-holy, I will serve and worship you until the end of days if you let me ghost-write those memoirs of yours. Plus it’ll give me something to do while I wait for you to reach the age of consent.”
Hannah Montana: ” Tell ya’ what, if you empty that thar slop bucket of abortion leavings and curb stomp that crippled kitten that’s trying to crawl away, I’ll think about it. Now beat it! I’ve gotta go strike a sexy pose with my pappy for that fancy photographer lady.”
April 29th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Hey guys, maybe Gladstone is like a double-agent. He gets in close, earns her confidence, then when she least expects it, upon getting the signal The Man From C.R.A.C.K.E.D. will unleash his deadly martial arts, assassin fury (like Cheung from Remo Williams) and leave a spotless corpse behind. Suicide, or perfect assassination?
April 29th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
You need a gimmick, the abs are definite money, but you need some sort of sidekick. Something quirky like a talking chimp, or a harlequin baby that juggles colored eggs.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Or maybe I’m just in love. You’ll never understand. Would you question a rainbow? Would you?!
April 30th, 2008 at 7:08 am
I question rainbows, they have pissed me off ever since I was a little kid and I tried to get to the end of it to find the pot of gold and I never could get to the end of it because it just kept moving away and I never got my pot of gold. Yeah, I question rainbows, like where’s my pot of gold, you multicolored mother fucker. I question rainbows, they piss me off.
Man, I ought to write for Hallmark.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Cheung was a fucking badass, btw.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Was that the little guy who was played by Joel Grey, from “Caberet” ? Or am I thinking of a completely different movie?
April 30th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Yes
April 30th, 2008 at 9:37 am
nchammer326 I shall fight you to the death for that guitar spot.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Tiny-effeminate-caucasian actor, famous for dancing and singing show tunes and not so famous for portraying another offensive Hollywood asian sterotype = badass ???
Is it because of that wrist tapping thing he did in the “…Remo Williams” movie ? If you tried that on your wife AND it actually worked, I’d agree otherwise…not a badass.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:53 am
[...] My New Job I don’t know if you’ve heard, but NBC recently named me the frontrunner to replace Conan as the host of Late Night. Did… Did John Mayer get asked to host anything? He didn’t? [...]
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
You see, that’s why I love this place. I can mention Cheung from Remo Williams, and you all know what I mean.
Everyone else jsut gives me blank stares.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:58 am
[...] I know DOB only started telling the rest of you last week, but for months now he’s been going on about how he’s going to be the new host of Late Night. [...]
May 5th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Seriously, I put up a connection to Miley Cyrus from te Hitler page on biographicon about a month ago and NOBODY HAS NOTICED.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:09 am
DOB should be the new host, if for no other reason, because of his divine powers, especially those pertaining to the manipulation of the name “Jack”.