Comments on: How A Bitch Get Her Eye Swole Up (Hint: It’s By Asking A Dude To Let Her Smell His Dick): The Daily Nooner (EST)!

By: John

John — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:20:42 +0000

（If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!）
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the ~~TAllhub.com~~ to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they feel boring sometimes to need new things?

By: Wolf Protagonist

Wolf Protagonist — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:30:09 +0000

JT, Tilly, The secret is… to bang the rocks together guys!

By: not JT or Tilly.

not JT or Tilly. — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:51:31 +0000

As neither of the two above mentioned people, I have to take JT’s side on this, mainly because his name calling aroused my hunger. Tilly just sounds like a complete asshole. No wonder he keeps getting everyone to shit on him. I wonder if he interviews applicants for his scat loving website. That would make sense. So I recommend everyone stop shitting on him because it is just causing him to masturbate…A LOT. oh, yeah, my dick smells like rotten cheese dipped in carrot juice and smothered with turtle urine.

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:13:04 +0000

Right. Ladies, you should really worry if his member smells like soap. What’s the old adage? If a man changes his habits, its usually because he’s cheating.

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:31:34 +0000

if she smells pussy she shouldnt be as worried about the fact that hes cheating so much as the fact that shes fucking someones whos FUCKING STRIPPERS NAMED DIAMOND WITH NO CONDOM

By: retard*party

retard*party — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:51:22 +0000

wow, thats what the comments were actually for… hm i love the smell of penis with pussy glaze in the morning…

i honestly believe kilts would get you out of the smelling fued. i mean, how the hell do u pick up wearing one of those?

i shall test it later at the strip joint.

By: FollicleMan

FollicleMan — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:37:21 +0000

Yeah right, Lynn, your writing style clearly reveals that you’re just JT’s penis in disguise.

By: Dark

Dark — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:48:59 +0000

Hahaha….

You are drowning in self pity, aren’t you?

By: Lynn

Lynn — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:30:29 +0000

I could have sworn a few times my boyfriend’s dick smelled like pussy juice, but how do you call a guy out on that? “Gee honey, you smell like fucked cunt juice….we haven’t fucked in weeks…are ya possibly cheating on me?” I know he would have lied about it. “No my balls were sweaty, you know I don’t wear underwear…I haven’t showered in 2 days…you’re crazy…” Sadly though, I just say nothing and continue to blow him because I love him, regardless of the fact he’s cheated on me, never calls on my birthday…never buys me christmas presents or takes me to a movie… I’m one of those pretty girls with low self esteem, dating a douchebag who’s cheated several times…and I stay completely loyal.

So this song makes me sad. Even a scary, intimidating “nappy headed ho” gets treated like shit by her man, just like the pretty white girl…

Love sucks!

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:04:02 +0000

My penis has an penchant for singing pickles.

By which I mean I’m on crystal meth.