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	<title>Comments on: Help Me Ruin Dilbert!</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jack a</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-30641</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack a</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 03:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why Dilbert, Dilbert is the cream of comic strips, floating atop a sea of excrement. Cant we focus on Family circus or Garfield?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why Dilbert, Dilbert is the cream of comic strips, floating atop a sea of excrement. Cant we focus on Family circus or Garfield?</p>
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		<title>By: TwatMuffins</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-22082</link>
		<dc:creator>TwatMuffins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fragg, your LOLcats spoof slays my soul. Props.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fragg, your LOLcats spoof slays my soul. Props.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21894</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>（If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!）

You may check out more sportsmen and celebrities' profiles with hot photos on the famous and largest dating site ~~~Tallhub.c om ~~~, where many tall models, tall sportsmen and tall admirers flirting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>（If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!）</p>
<p>You may check out more sportsmen and celebrities&#8217; profiles with hot photos on the famous and largest dating site ~~~Tallhub.c om ~~~, where many tall models, tall sportsmen and tall admirers flirting.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21278</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/5187/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/5187/" rel="nofollow">http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/5187/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Bacalao</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21240</link>
		<dc:creator>Bacalao</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21214</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There sure are a lot of weird Garfield tributes/parodies/slash fiction on the internet, aren't there?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There sure are a lot of weird Garfield tributes/parodies/slash fiction on the internet, aren&#8217;t there?</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21165</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I read those Garfield minus Garfield comics and the first three or four were kind of funny, but, you know, the more I read the more I realized what a pathetic sad motherfucker John Arbuckle is. Even if you put that stupid cat back in the strip, Arbuckle is still pathetic as hell 
because Garfield can't really talk anyway or Arbuckle is crazier than he seems because he thinks he can hear his cat's thoughts.


He's almost as pathetic as me commenting on a fat talking cat at 2:30 Thursday morning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read those Garfield minus Garfield comics and the first three or four were kind of funny, but, you know, the more I read the more I realized what a pathetic sad motherfucker John Arbuckle is. Even if you put that stupid cat back in the strip, Arbuckle is still pathetic as hell<br />
because Garfield can&#8217;t really talk anyway or Arbuckle is crazier than he seems because he thinks he can hear his cat&#8217;s thoughts.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s almost as pathetic as me commenting on a fat talking cat at 2:30 Thursday morning.</p>
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		<title>By: The Butcher</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21112</link>
		<dc:creator>The Butcher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so, so confused by this post.  Since when has the Dilbert strip ever needed help in destroying itself?  All you have to do is let Scott Adams continue to write it.  It will keep degrading on an exponential level until nothing is left but office humor based entirely off of how the characters interact with office supplies (Dilbert gets "curious" about the electric pencil sharpener, anyone?).

Trust me, none of you can destroy this thing any faster than it's founder.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so, so confused by this post.  Since when has the Dilbert strip ever needed help in destroying itself?  All you have to do is let Scott Adams continue to write it.  It will keep degrading on an exponential level until nothing is left but office humor based entirely off of how the characters interact with office supplies (Dilbert gets &#8220;curious&#8221; about the electric pencil sharpener, anyone?).</p>
<p>Trust me, none of you can destroy this thing any faster than it&#8217;s founder.</p>
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		<title>By: Bacalao</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21031</link>
		<dc:creator>Bacalao</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dilbert? More like DILDObert! Am I right or what? Also, chlorophyll? More like BOROPHYLL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dilbert? More like DILDObert! Am I right or what? Also, chlorophyll? More like BOROPHYLL!</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/help-me-ruin-dilbert/#comment-21022</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/4854/
http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/4857/
http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/4859/

I'm trying to ruin it for you, Swaimarino.</description>
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<a href="http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/4857/" rel="nofollow">http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/4857/</a><br />
<a href="http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/4859/" rel="nofollow">http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/4859/</a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m trying to ruin it for you, Swaimarino.</p>
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