Comments on: 15 Cool Things to Do With Your Helicopter http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:32:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Spider Jerusalem http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-45007 Spider Jerusalem Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:01:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-45007 I would fly over fat camps and drop cheeseburgers. And then I would laugh. I would fly over fat camps and drop cheeseburgers. And then I would laugh.

]]> By: ZACH G http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-37472 ZACH G Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:01:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-37472 If I had a helicopter, I'd 1. pick up chicks in it. 2. Perform the Whisper in The Wind finisher move on my assailants from it 3. Rescue JR from Smackdown! If I had a helicopter, I’d

1. pick up chicks in it.
2. Perform the Whisper in The Wind finisher move on my assailants from it
3. Rescue JR from Smackdown!

]]> By: mtrix534issoawesome http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-33676 mtrix534issoawesome Thu, 29 May 2008 10:47:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-33676 if i had a helicopter, i would stop hannahmontana! she must DIE! also, i would go skydiving, right on to my soon-2-be x-girlfriend's house and tell her we should see other people. by which i mean MY F***ING HELICOPTER if i had a helicopter, i would stop hannahmontana! she must DIE!
also, i would go skydiving, right on to my soon-2-be x-girlfriend’s house and tell her we should see other people. by which i mean
MY
F***ING
HELICOPTER

]]> By: Rania http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-30868 Rania Wed, 14 May 2008 03:55:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-30868 I'd fly over my parents' house in the middle of the night blasting some sweet hard rock, breaking all the noise bylaws in the country. I'd re-enact the chase scene from the James Bond 'Tomorrow Never Dies' (I think), using downtown Hamilton as a substitute for China. The place could use some "urban renewal". I'd also go to Toronto in the middle of (a different) night, when nobody would be in it, and crash it into the CN Tower. (After ejecting; I'm crazy, not suicidal!) Honestly, that's the fugliest phallic-compensation building in Canada, and the skyline would be better without it. I’d fly over my parents’ house in the middle of the night blasting some sweet hard rock, breaking all the noise bylaws in the country.

I’d re-enact the chase scene from the James Bond ‘Tomorrow Never Dies’ (I think), using downtown Hamilton as a substitute for China. The place could use some “urban renewal”.

I’d also go to Toronto in the middle of (a different) night, when nobody would be in it, and crash it into the CN Tower. (After ejecting; I’m crazy, not suicidal!) Honestly, that’s the fugliest phallic-compensation building in Canada, and the skyline would be better without it.

]]> By: VinceLambargo http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-30575 VinceLambargo Mon, 12 May 2008 20:30:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-30575 ----make the cestle run in less then 11 parsecs. —-make the cestle run in less then 11 parsecs.

]]> By: John http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-21895 John Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:23:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-21895 （If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!） You may check out more sportsmen and celebrities' profiles with hot photos on the famous and largest dating site ~~~Tallhub.c om ~~~, where many tall models, tall sportsmen and tall admirers flirting. （If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!）

You may check out more sportsmen and celebrities’ profiles with hot photos on the famous and largest dating site ~~~Tallhub.c om ~~~, where many tall models, tall sportsmen and tall admirers flirting.

]]> By: pgbnbs http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-21613 pgbnbs Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:36:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-21613 Dark, if you're referencing WKRP in Cincinnati, I will be ever so highly amused. Dark, if you’re referencing WKRP in Cincinnati, I will be ever so highly amused.

]]> By: Caleb Owens http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-21537 Caleb Owens Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:43:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-21537 Having Insane Fun with your NEW HELICOPTER! Step 1: Install a massive cannon of some sort. Step 2: Proceed to steal the ammo for said cannon. Step 3: Paint your face, the flag of your new country, and your campaign promises. Step 4: Buy gas. Lots of freakin' gas. That or just steal it. Works either way. Step 5: Take over a very tiny island with a squad of mercenaries. Step 6: Move family to island. Step 7: Wait quietly until your dictatorship is overthrown. Having Insane Fun with your NEW HELICOPTER!

Step 1: Install a massive cannon of some sort.
Step 2: Proceed to steal the ammo for said cannon.
Step 3: Paint your face, the flag of your new country, and your campaign promises.
Step 4: Buy gas. Lots of freakin’ gas. That or just steal it. Works either way.
Step 5: Take over a very tiny island with a squad of mercenaries.
Step 6: Move family to island.
Step 7: Wait quietly until your dictatorship is overthrown.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-21536 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:40:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-21536 There may just be room enough for two simian monarchs here at Cracked, my friend. Well played, well played indeed. There may just be room enough for two simian monarchs here at Cracked, my friend. Well played, well played indeed.

]]> By: Monkeyking27 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/22/1-cool-things-to-do-with-your-helicopter/#comment-21382 Monkeyking27 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:46:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1175#comment-21382 I would engage the Channel 8 Action News copter in a dogfight. After knocking it to earth in a broken heap of metal, I would ransom Hal the traffic guy for all the Channel 8 tote bags and umbrellas I can carry. And the weather girls phone number I would engage the Channel 8 Action News copter in a dogfight. After knocking it to earth in a broken heap of metal, I would ransom Hal the traffic guy for all the Channel 8 tote bags and umbrellas I can carry. And the weather girls phone number

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