Comments on: Two-For-One Disappointing Robot Monday: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:03:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: John http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-21896 John Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:24:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-21896 （If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!） You may check out more sportsmen and celebrities' profiles with hot photos on the famous and largest dating site ~~~Tallhub.c om ~~~, where many tall models, tall sportsmen and tall admirers flirting. （If You Are Easily Offended…..Then do not CLICK THERE!）

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]]> By: JT http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20745 JT Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:59:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20745 yeah, but is Omarion ok? Lets all pray for Omarion, thats what is importiant here. yeah, but is Omarion ok? Lets all pray for Omarion, thats what is importiant here.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20658 kingmonkey +1 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:57:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20658 You know, it's a sad day when robots fail to excite us (or bears or sharks, according to the delicious Tina Fey). Remember when you first saw Runaway and thrilled to the terrifying spider bots Gene Simmons unleashed? That was the day when I knew Mad Science was my destiny. Granted, the first few robots I made were deemed "unfeasable for mass production," and "too cardboardy to withstand basic operating stress" but I never gave up hope. Now seeing the robots that real life scientists are coming up with... I feel only shame that Robot Wars (the TV show, not the movie) is the closest thing we'll come to real life Robot Wars (the movie, not the TV show). You know, it’s a sad day when robots fail to excite us (or bears or sharks, according to the delicious Tina Fey). Remember when you first saw Runaway and thrilled to the terrifying spider bots Gene Simmons unleashed? That was the day when I knew Mad Science was my destiny. Granted, the first few robots I made were deemed “unfeasable for mass production,” and “too cardboardy to withstand basic operating stress” but I never gave up hope. Now seeing the robots that real life scientists are coming up with… I feel only shame that Robot Wars (the TV show, not the movie) is the closest thing we’ll come to real life Robot Wars (the movie, not the TV show).

]]> By: Wallsy http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20571 Wallsy Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:57:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20571 Putting that second video there completely fucked up the layout in Opera. This webpage is clearly not standards-compliant. :-( Putting that second video there completely fucked up the layout in Opera. This webpage is clearly not standards-compliant. :-(

]]> By: Sean http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20567 Sean Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:15:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20567 Dear Ross Wolinsky (Or as I will now refer to you, RW-D2), I am now convinced that you are a robot. It's obvious why you're on this campaign to convince robot designers to construct vicious, man-killing robots... you're trying to bring about the robot apocalypse but you're not technically-inclined enough to build the bots yourself (which is weird because you're a robot). I'll be keeping my eye on you, mister. (i.e. Reading your blogs for evidence and general entertainment.) Dear Ross Wolinsky (Or as I will now refer to you, RW-D2),

I am now convinced that you are a robot. It’s obvious why you’re on this campaign to convince robot designers to construct vicious, man-killing robots… you’re trying to bring about the robot apocalypse but you’re not technically-inclined enough to build the bots yourself (which is weird because you’re a robot).

I’ll be keeping my eye on you, mister. (i.e. Reading your blogs for evidence and general entertainment.)

]]> By: Luftwaffe http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20524 Luftwaffe Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:46:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20524 Along with a black bar that obscures the upper-middle portion of his face. Along with a black bar that obscures the upper-middle portion of his face.

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20506 Gladstone Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:02:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20506 you just summed up everything I know about Chris! (oh, except that he writes good columns and has no intention of ever speaking to me.) you just summed up everything I know about Chris! (oh, except that he writes good columns and has no intention of ever speaking to me.)

]]> By: dajumbles http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20505 dajumbles Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:58:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20505 "Is that first vid Chris Buckholz?" No that couldn't be him, Chris is only part robot and wears orange coats while hiking. “Is that first vid Chris Buckholz?”

No that couldn’t be him, Chris is only part robot and wears orange coats while hiking.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20495 glendoor42 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:22:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20495 Glandoor42 is my cousin, who is a adult film star. He taught John Holmes everything he knew. Left out the safe sex part though. Glandoor42 is my cousin, who is a adult film star. He taught John Holmes everything he knew. Left out the safe sex part though.

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/two-for-one-disappointing-robot-monday-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20487 Panzer-Stier Ross Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:55:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1163#comment-20487 I can understand Robot no. 2's purpose as maybe robotic legs for amputees but seriously, what is the purpose of that trashcan-dice roller? It is pretty cool watching the bystander's reactions to robot number 2. Although my time in college showed me that some students will leave their jeans lying unwashed so long that they are capable of standing free and actually walking. I can understand Robot no. 2’s purpose as maybe robotic legs for amputees but seriously, what is the purpose of that trashcan-dice roller?

It is pretty cool watching the bystander’s reactions to robot number 2. Although my time in college showed me that some students will leave their jeans lying unwashed so long that they are capable of standing free and actually walking.

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