Comments on: My Name Is Michael Swaim And I Love Chris Crocker: The Friday 9AMer (PST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 16 May 2008 03:19:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-19752 FollicleMan Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:10:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-19752 I think Vicki was talking about Chris Crocker. I think Vicki was talking about Chris Crocker.

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18669 Panzer-Stier Ross Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:32:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18669 Hey, if you were a lady Smoove would feed you sumptuous berries and then get you freaky in his whirlpool. Or maybe break you off one nasty outside the club. All under the magical influence of a heart-shaped ceiling mirror on a rotating circular bed. Hey, if you were a lady Smoove would feed you sumptuous berries and then get you freaky in his whirlpool.

Or maybe break you off one nasty outside the club.

All under the magical influence of a heart-shaped ceiling mirror on a rotating circular bed.

]]> By: rev.felix http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18639 rev.felix Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:26:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18639 At least he's wearing an expensive hat. At least he’s wearing an expensive hat.

]]> By: kingmonkey+1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18629 kingmonkey+1 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:41:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18629 Tell that to the guy who got arrested for humping his picnic table. Huh, Cracked just folded in on itself there for a moment. Tell that to the guy who got arrested for humping his picnic table.

Huh, Cracked just folded in on itself there for a moment.

]]> By: Max_Fightmaster http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18614 Max_Fightmaster Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:03:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18614 I've heard furniture doesn't make a very responsive lover. I’ve heard furniture doesn’t make a very responsive lover.

]]> By: JT http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18597 JT Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:03:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18597 I wish I was Smoove B, that brotha gets vagina, and all I get is couch cushion. But I wreck that couch like a champ !!! I wish I was Smoove B, that brotha gets vagina, and all I get is couch cushion.

But I wreck that couch like a champ !!!

]]> By: Larry http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18582 Larry Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:09:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18582 Whoa! You'd never catch ROSS making a dumb, repetitive, space-wasting post like that! And responding to your own post is kind of creepy, Michael! Are you going schizo on us?? Whoa! You’d never catch ROSS making a dumb, repetitive, space-wasting post like that! And responding to your own post is kind of creepy, Michael! Are you going schizo on us??

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18499 Panzer-Stier Ross Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:37:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18499 'with the finest oils and lotions,' Are you Smoove B from The Onion by any chance? ‘with the finest oils and lotions,’

Are you Smoove B from The Onion by any chance?

]]> By: Wallsy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18485 Wallsy Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:18:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18485 The spam has somehow managed to get weirder… The spam has somehow managed to get weirder…

]]> By: Vicki http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/11/my-name-is-michael-swaim-and-i-love-chris-crocker-the-daily-9amer-pst/#comment-18470 Vicki Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:23:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1128#comment-18470 yummy.She's a pretty girl...but there is still something about her eyes that give the creeps..I heard she's looking for rich guys on the free and hot celeb and millionaire dating site "RichMatchMaki ng.c om......" Wish her good luck. yummy.She’s a pretty girl…but there is still something about her eyes that give the creeps..I heard she’s looking for rich guys on the free and hot celeb and millionaire dating site “RichMatchMaki ng.c om……” Wish her good luck.

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