Internet Tattoos Are A Great Idea: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Some Guy Getting A Tay Zonday Tattoo
Just for the record, I completely support this guy in his decision to get a tattoo of Tay Zonday. It’s not like “Chocolate Rain” is just some passing internet fad with a half-life of approximately one year or something. We’re talking about “Chocolate Rain” here! The thing has been viewed 18 million times! Surely all of those people will remember Tay Zonday for the rest of their lives, right? Yes, it’s going to be annoying when people from the other 99.997% of the global population (do the math) ask him “what’s up with that tattoo?” and yes, that’s going to be happening to him for the rest of his life, but that’s a small price to pay for having a hilarious internet joke permanently etched into your skin - particularly one like “Chocolate Rain” that will totally never get old or stop being funny or anything like that.
Yet still, for some reason I can’t help feeling sorry for the guy. It’s not because he now has a tattoo of Tay Zonday on his arm, and it’s not because he’s going to be explaining it to people for the rest of his life. No - I feel bad for him because he has just unwittingly joined a very exclusive club of people who have shitty tattoos that are famous on the internet. Now he’s going to have to start hanging out with Zune tattoo guy, cat ass tattoo guy, Star Wars tattoo guy, Hulk Hogan tattoo guy, and maybe Mr. Cool Ice if he’s lucky. Which sounds great at first, but seriously - what in the name of God are those guys going to talk about? Zune guy is gonna be like, “The Zune is superior to the iPod in every way,” and Hulk Hogan tattoo guy will be like, “Hulk Hogan is superior to the Zune AND the iPod in every way.” Meanwhile the Star Wars tattoo guy will be trying to explain why Boba Fett is badass to Mr. Cool Ice, but Mr. Cool Ice doesn’t speak English, so that’s going nowhere. It’s going to be a complete and utter disaster, but hey, Tay Zonday tattoo guy: it was worth the 31,000 YouTube views, wasn’t it?
April 9th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Boba Fett is a tool!
April 9th, 2008 at 11:09 am
It would be so much cooler for someone to get a tattoo of an obvious and recognizable world icon like Ross Wolinsky, or maybe Miley Cirus. Of course, i am bias, since as i have already stated, Ross Wolinsky is my father.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:31 am
The only way this man could be cooler is if he had this tattooed to his FACE. That’s show all the stuck up conservatives how badass the Internet is! Take that, establishment!
Also, I agree with Onodera: Boba Fett is a tool. Why the Hell do so many Star Wars fans like that douche? He’s like the Rocketeer only he gets eaten by a desert.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:33 am
I always love the nooners. TSeeing the stuff Ross “Little Vids” Wolinsky posts always reminids me how much worse off my life could be. Thank you for this. I was worried for a while, when I got Gary Brolsma tattoed on my ass, that it was a bad idea. Now I know I was a-ok!
Long live Numa Numa!
April 9th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I got a Tay Zonday tattoo as well, but it was taken from last week’s South Park, after his head exploded
April 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I have a banjo tattooed on my knee , figure it out.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I like banjos…
April 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I got the south park “numa numa guy” as he kicks “tron guy” in the nuts
April 9th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I don’t understand Mr. Cool Ice. Does he sell ice, and this is his way of marketing? Clearly the skull with sunglasses logo makes perfect sense though. Thank God for that.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
These are the people the little for that ask “are you drunk, are you in your right mind, etc.” are supposed to stop from getting a tattoo. I don’t mind tattoos a bit, I have one of my own, but anything on the back of a big, fat, pasty, hairy guy *hrrrpppp* I just threw up a little in my mouth…
April 9th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
The Zune gentleman looks horrified at his own tattoo.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Glendoor, your comment made me think of that old folk song “Oh Susannah” (sp?)
April 9th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
You have a banjo tattoo on your knee glendoor? That is so awesome! I am determined to get a tattoo, and I can finally be bothered the first one I am getting is a flaming banjo on the inside of my forearm. Way I see it, people get flaming guitars and stuff like that, but that doesn’t accurately represent me. But a flaming banjo? I want to be able to look at it when I’m 70 and, rather than say “What the hell was I thinking?”, I will say “Dude, I was so fucking kick ass!”
April 10th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Years from now people are going to look at that and and think it’s his childhood friend who died tragically,
Or his gay lover. Who died tragically.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:26 am
@Crazycracker, Yes exactly.
@Max_Fightmaster, Glad I could help and go right ahead get the banjo, but remember not everyone is cool like me and can pull that shit off.
April 12th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
“Or his gay lover. Who died tragically.”
Chocolate rain, prolapsed ass is causing lots of pain
Chocolate rain, jizz and shit make quite the stain
April 14th, 2008 at 7:18 am
They will think its Urkel.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
For the record, it is actually only 99.7% of the world’s population that hasn’t seen it, not 99.997%.
Just saying.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Crowquill & TurboBohemian:
*ROFLMAO*