Comments on: If The Internet Is A Grade School Cafeteria We’re All Stepping On Our Food And Eating It: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:10:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Execudork http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-18538 Execudork Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:09:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-18538 <I>The real danger in the Liquid Nitrogen trick is if some portion of the Nitrogen gets stuck where it is not supposed to–say, if a pocket of it got stuck in the mouth somewhere where it could not escape. In cases like that the person gets “burned” by the low temperature Nitrogen. Otherwise, as Fitzroy says, it is a harmless pastime.</I> Yeah, just like gnawing on a gun barrel is a harmless pastime as long as the trigger never gets pulled. How is "only dangerous if this rather likely thing happens" equivalent to "harmless"? Dude in the video is a douchebag. Ooooh, look, he blew smoke out of his mouth! And his nose! It's like cigarettes were never invented... The real danger in the Liquid Nitrogen trick is if some portion of the Nitrogen gets stuck where it is not supposed to–say, if a pocket of it got stuck in the mouth somewhere where it could not escape. In cases like that the person gets “burned” by the low temperature Nitrogen. Otherwise, as Fitzroy says, it is a harmless pastime.

Yeah, just like gnawing on a gun barrel is a harmless pastime as long as the trigger never gets pulled.

How is “only dangerous if this rather likely thing happens” equivalent to “harmless”?

Dude in the video is a douchebag. Ooooh, look, he blew smoke out of his mouth! And his nose! It’s like cigarettes were never invented…

]]> By: Vicki http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-18476 Vicki Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:26:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-18476 Girls who like him please pay attention. Here's a big news for you. A young lady said she saw his photo on a free and hot celebrity and millionaire dating site call RichMatchMaki ng.c om.............last night. Girls who like him please pay attention. Here’s a big news for you. A young lady said she saw his photo on a free and hot celebrity and millionaire dating site call RichMatchMaki ng.c om………….last night.

]]> By: ginenbijnoam http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-18016 ginenbijnoam Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:52:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-18016 I've always wondered if it was possible to drink burning alcohol (>80% pure). Anyone wants to try? I’ve always wondered if it was possible to drink burning alcohol (>80% pure). Anyone wants to try?

]]> By: Sam http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-17237 Sam Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:17:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-17237 Ironically I did this today in Physics class and it is completely harmless as long as you don't swallow you don't even feel it going into or out of your mouth Ironically I did this today in Physics class and it is completely harmless as long as you don’t swallow you don’t even feel it going into or out of your mouth

]]> By: ColdCalfCity http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-16916 ColdCalfCity Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:05:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-16916 I bloomin' love Tom Waits. Is playing the piano like a savant a good thing? I bloomin’ love Tom Waits. Is playing the piano like a savant a good thing?

]]> By: Stiles http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-16908 Stiles Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:37:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-16908 I still maintain, despite all the indisputable evidence to the contrary, that Tom Waits is actually a giant fat man. I mean, c'mon, there's no way that voice comes from that wisp of a man! I still maintain, despite all the indisputable evidence to the contrary, that Tom Waits is actually a giant fat man. I mean, c’mon, there’s no way that voice comes from that wisp of a man!

]]> By: Razok http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-16762 Razok Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:52:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-16762 fact that he's a relentless drunk who happens to play the piano like a savant. fact that he’s a relentless drunk who happens to play the piano like a savant.

]]> By: Razok http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-16761 Razok Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:51:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-16761 Nothing wrong with Renfield... I mean, c'mon. Tom Waits did an awesome job with the role. We'll just set aside the Nothing wrong with Renfield… I mean, c’mon. Tom Waits did an awesome job with the role.

We’ll just set aside the

]]> By: Daniel O'Brien http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-16724 Daniel O'Brien Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:41:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-16724 Yeah, I got a little bit older and recognized the spider-Renfield-Dracula connection and noticed the error of my ways. But at the time, I was 9 and Dracula, (<em>none</em> of Bram Stoker's work, in fact), wasn't required reading yet. Yeah, I got a little bit older and recognized the spider-Renfield-Dracula connection and noticed the error of my ways.
But at the time, I was 9 and Dracula, (none of Bram Stoker’s work, in fact), wasn’t required reading yet.

]]> By: fragg http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/08/if-the-internet-is-a-grade-school-cafeteria/#comment-16711 fragg Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:23:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1112#comment-16711 DOB, are you sure you didn't want to be Dracula? Eating spiders is a Renfield thing to do. DOB, are you sure you didn’t want to be Dracula? Eating spiders is a Renfield thing to do.

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