Comments on: If Books Weren’t Dead, I Would Be Famous Right Now http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:45:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: MLE05 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-34753 MLE05 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:32:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-34753 A few comments: 1. Crap, you're old. Well, I know you're not _really_ old, but what with me being jailbait that'll make it difficult for me to hit on you. 2. He is never called "Mr. Lupin." Mr. Lupin, according to the internet, is Remus's FATHER. *gigglegiggleSNORT* 3. Is the book good aside from your contribution? And do you get money from sales? Because otherwise I'll just walk into the bookstore, read your part, and leave. oops, you mentioned scrabulous. gotta go! A few comments:

1. Crap, you’re old. Well, I know you’re not _really_ old, but what with me being jailbait that’ll make it difficult for me to hit on you.

2. He is never called “Mr. Lupin.” Mr. Lupin, according to the internet, is Remus’s FATHER. *gigglegiggleSNORT*

3. Is the book good aside from your contribution? And do you get money from sales? Because otherwise I’ll just walk into the bookstore, read your part, and leave.

oops, you mentioned scrabulous. gotta go!

]]> By: Robot Jesus http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-30421 Robot Jesus Mon, 12 May 2008 03:36:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-30421 Wow Gladstone I am impressed and depressed. I am depressed that I have the same taste in music as a geezer like you. I m obviously not as hip and cool as I thought. I am impressed though that you were a Soundgarden fan before Superunknown came out. You are getting better every post I read. Wow Gladstone I am impressed and depressed. I am depressed that I have the same taste in music as a geezer like you. I m obviously not as hip and cool as I thought. I am impressed though that you were a Soundgarden fan before Superunknown came out. You are getting better every post I read.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-18566 glendoor42 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:07:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-18566 Or any Radiohead album and like the sound of an English guy being tortured to death while laying on three synthesizers. Or any Radiohead album and like the sound of an English guy being tortured to death while laying on three synthesizers.

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-18492 Gladstone Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:34:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-18492 Radiohead's finest album, unless you're more old school in which case you say The Bends, or if you're an insufferable non-conformist (and wrong), Amensiac. Radiohead’s finest album, unless you’re more old school in which case you say The Bends, or if you’re an insufferable non-conformist (and wrong), Amensiac.

]]> By: Psychosquirrel http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-18458 Psychosquirrel Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:30:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-18458 whats an OK computer??? whats an OK computer???

]]> By: Robb http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-16986 Robb Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:16:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-16986 Dear God! he is old enough to be my father, as i am just now 18, well, i will make you proud, i swear, i will go to college, and all that, and pay for your old gray ass to get all the ladies in the hottest condos around. Just because you were not there for me as a father, doesn't mean i wont be there for you as a child. Dear God! he is old enough to be my father, as i am just now 18, well, i will make you proud, i swear, i will go to college, and all that, and pay for your old gray ass to get all the ladies in the hottest condos around. Just because you were not there for me as a father, doesn’t mean i wont be there for you as a child.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-16944 glendoor42 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:21:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-16944 My Dad was so controllng over the thermostat(he would not turn on the air until June, and in Alabama and Texas that is a BIG deal) anyway, he was so controlling over the thremostat that I was in college before I realized that I could control the temp and turn on the heat and shit. My Dad was so controllng over the thermostat(he would not turn on the air until June, and in Alabama and Texas that is a BIG deal) anyway, he was so controlling over the thremostat
that I was in college before I realized that I could control the temp and turn on the heat and shit.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-16929 kingmonkey +1 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:03:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-16929 I guess you're not really a dad, then. Otherwise you would have been genetically encoded with some of the following threats: Don't make me turn this car around. If I have to come back there, you're going to be in trouble. You're not really my kid, I bought you from Gypsies. I guess you’re not really a dad, then. Otherwise you would have been genetically encoded with some of the following threats:

Don’t make me turn this car around.
If I have to come back there, you’re going to be in trouble.
You’re not really my kid, I bought you from Gypsies.

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-16900 Gladstone Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:55:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-16900 Christ people, I'm just in my 30's. Leave me alone and keep down that racket. You call that music? Don't make me turn these lights off and on. Christ people, I’m just in my 30’s. Leave me alone and keep down that racket. You call that music? Don’t make me turn these lights off and on.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/if-books-werent-dead-gladstone-would-be-famous-right-now/#comment-16897 kingmonkey +1 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:40:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-16897 Wayne Gladstone: Doom Dad. Wayne Gladstone: Doom Dad.

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