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	<title>Comments on: Amazing New MIT Robot Can Make Faces, Point At Stuff and Make Me Yawn: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/</link>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: &#187; Two-For-One Disappointing Robot Monday: The Daily Nooner (EST)! &#124; Cracked.com</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20418</link>
		<dc:creator>&#187; Two-For-One Disappointing Robot Monday: The Daily Nooner (EST)! &#124; Cracked.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] been banging this drum for a while now, but maybe if I keep at it I can get the robot-making community to listen. If I [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] been banging this drum for a while now, but maybe if I keep at it I can get the robot-making community to listen. If I [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Vicki</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18478</link>
		<dc:creator>Vicki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video with hot bikini at RichMatchMaki ng.c om...... which is a niche dating site for all 18+ singls. Love her!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video with hot bikini at RichMatchMaki ng.c om&#8230;&#8230; which is a niche dating site for all 18+ singls. Love her!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Frederic Christie</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18006</link>
		<dc:creator>Frederic Christie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apparently Rachel Ray is easy, too. Since she had a few publically reported trysts. So we all might be able to tap Food Network chick's ass. I should point out, though, that Giada has massive tits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently Rachel Ray is easy, too. Since she had a few publically reported trysts. So we all might be able to tap Food Network chick&#8217;s ass. I should point out, though, that Giada has massive tits.</p>
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		<title>By: LoganB</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-17059</link>
		<dc:creator>LoganB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People here hate Rachel Ray too?  If we could start a prowrestling, comicbook, and videogame discussion I would only go to this website.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People here hate Rachel Ray too?  If we could start a prowrestling, comicbook, and videogame discussion I would only go to this website.</p>
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		<title>By: Robb</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-17036</link>
		<dc:creator>Robb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck Rachel Fucking Ray, she made spam, out of a fucking, goddamn, motherfucking, ham.. She spend money, on a spiral cut, honey glazed ham, and PUT IT IN A FOOD PROCESSOR!! and mixed bunches of shit in it, and then, and then, served it on crackers. Fuck her, she made $45 spam. I would nail her though, and then when i was done, i would put her in a food processor and feed her to a Canadian. (its only has a capital "c" because i am on Firefox, i don't consider people from the north deserving of it to be honest)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck Rachel Fucking Ray, she made spam, out of a fucking, goddamn, motherfucking, ham.. She spend money, on a spiral cut, honey glazed ham, and PUT IT IN A FOOD PROCESSOR!! and mixed bunches of shit in it, and then, and then, served it on crackers. Fuck her, she made $45 spam. I would nail her though, and then when i was done, i would put her in a food processor and feed her to a Canadian. (its only has a capital &#8220;c&#8221; because i am on Firefox, i don&#8217;t consider people from the north deserving of it to be honest)</p>
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		<title>By: 6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun) &#171; Ur Place</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-16924</link>
		<dc:creator>6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun) &#171; Ur Place</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] If you enjoyed that, check out David Wong&#8217;s rundown of The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses. Then, enjoy our in-depth critique of the Church of Scientology (a critique which, it should be noted, uses more dildos than most). Or, head over to the blog for some adorable robot heckling with Ross Wolinsky. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] If you enjoyed that, check out David Wong&#8217;s rundown of The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses. Then, enjoy our in-depth critique of the Church of Scientology (a critique which, it should be noted, uses more dildos than most). Or, head over to the blog for some adorable robot heckling with Ross Wolinsky. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Wallsy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-16889</link>
		<dc:creator>Wallsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, Stiles, we have the internet in other countries too now. It's very exciting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, Stiles, we have the internet in other countries too now. It&#8217;s very exciting.</p>
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		<title>By: fishmonkeyfiend</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-16738</link>
		<dc:creator>fishmonkeyfiend</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, that first thing on the list...Hitchhiker's Guide anyone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, that first thing on the list&#8230;Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide anyone?</p>
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		<title>By: Bat Mask Man</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-16735</link>
		<dc:creator>Bat Mask Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So it can let you physically know it wants your booty in a nonchalant way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it can let you physically know it wants your booty in a nonchalant way.</p>
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		<title>By: Prof. E.</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/07/amazing-new-mit-robot-can-instantly-put-me-to-sleep-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-16722</link>
		<dc:creator>Prof. E.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why does a robot need to blink?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does a robot need to blink?</p>
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