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	<title>Comments on: The Top Nine Rejected American Apparel Billboards Featuring Woody Allen</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 08:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-16367</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>benihana, you know how many white males have been vilified in the US? Like every one of them, almost. Maybe you haven't heard of some of the US's least favourite white sons: George W. Bush, George Bush, David Duke, Mark David Chapman, J. Edgar Hoover, Walt Disney, John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein, Michael Bay, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, Tammy Fay Bakker...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>benihana, you know how many white males have been vilified in the US? Like every one of them, almost. Maybe you haven&#8217;t heard of some of the US&#8217;s least favourite white sons: George W. Bush, George Bush, David Duke, Mark David Chapman, J. Edgar Hoover, Walt Disney, John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein, Michael Bay, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, Tammy Fay Bakker&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Max</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-16266</link>
		<dc:creator>Max</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From AA's response: "Although we generally use our two billboards...for commercial purposes, we also use them as vehicle for non-commercial social and political commentary."

Right.  That's why they have the AA name/logo at the bottom.  Just because it's not advertising a specific product doesn't mean it's not an advertisement, you pretentious liars.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From AA&#8217;s response: &#8220;Although we generally use our two billboards&#8230;for commercial purposes, we also use them as vehicle for non-commercial social and political commentary.&#8221;</p>
<p>Right.  That&#8217;s why they have the AA name/logo at the bottom.  Just because it&#8217;s not advertising a specific product doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s not an advertisement, you pretentious liars.</p>
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		<title>By: StoatLad</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-16145</link>
		<dc:creator>StoatLad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@benihana lol wut?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@benihana lol wut?</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-16105</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No.</p>
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		<title>By: benihana</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-16102</link>
		<dc:creator>benihana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How about the ad where that dirty old sleaze is applying for a job of principal at an all-girl middle school?!! Oh that's RIGHT!! It's a forbidden 'sacrilege' to vilify white males in america particularly celebrities no matter HOW sleazy,perverted,disgusting,despicable,nasty,drug-addled,lowlife,low-class,etc. And apparently the racist,hypocrite,full of shit media fuckwads have been given a 'birthright' to determine who is or isn't guilty,innocent or ANY fucking thing right,right shitholes?!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about the ad where that dirty old sleaze is applying for a job of principal at an all-girl middle school?!! Oh that&#8217;s RIGHT!! It&#8217;s a forbidden &#8217;sacrilege&#8217; to vilify white males in america particularly celebrities no matter HOW sleazy,perverted,disgusting,despicable,nasty,drug-addled,lowlife,low-class,etc. And apparently the racist,hypocrite,full of shit media fuckwads have been given a &#8216;birthright&#8217; to determine who is or isn&#8217;t guilty,innocent or ANY fucking thing right,right shitholes?!!</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-16099</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't forget their moose and beavers( not the good kind ).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t forget their moose and beavers( not the good kind ).</p>
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		<title>By: Panzer-Stier Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-16074</link>
		<dc:creator>Panzer-Stier Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pfft, you always win, what with your plentiful land and milk and honey and whatnot.

And your vast, neverending fields of hockey players.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pfft, you always win, what with your plentiful land and milk and honey and whatnot.</p>
<p>And your vast, neverending fields of hockey players.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey+1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-15886</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey+1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We won!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We won!</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-15868</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, South Park the other night said Casnadian were on strike. I haven't watch the end, so I don't know how it turned out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, South Park the other night said Casnadian were on strike. I haven&#8217;t watch the end, so I don&#8217;t know how it turned out.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/03/the-top-nine-rejected-american-apparel-billboards-featuring-woody-allen/#comment-15861</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, no, you're thinking of emos. What I was doing up there was trying to dominate Swaim so that I could abuse him later and still have him come back to me.

Which, now that I've revealed my plan aloud like a comic book villain, may not work out so well.

Michael, I command you to ignore those last two sentences! Remember, I'm the only one who's looking out for you. Everyone else will hate you and treat you like dirt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, no, you&#8217;re thinking of emos. What I was doing up there was trying to dominate Swaim so that I could abuse him later and still have him come back to me.</p>
<p>Which, now that I&#8217;ve revealed my plan aloud like a comic book villain, may not work out so well.</p>
<p>Michael, I command you to ignore those last two sentences! Remember, I&#8217;m the only one who&#8217;s looking out for you. Everyone else will hate you and treat you like dirt.</p>
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