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So Oliver Stone has geared up for his new picture: a warts and all exploration of current President George W. Bush. But will Stone’s politics get in the way of a historically accurate portrayal? The controversial filmmaker sat down with Cracked.com to plead his case:



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31 Responses to “First Look At Oliver Stone’s George W. Bush Movie”

  1. glendoor42 Says:

    Either or, it does not matter to me.

  2. kingmonkey +1 Says:

    Rachel Ray the robot?

  3. glendoor42 Says:

    I will not be going to Gladstones’s Fire Island extravaganza, y’all have fun. I will be shacking up with Rachel Ray instead.

  4. kingmonkey +1 Says:

    Wow, Gladstone, you go to Fire Island too? I usually stay at the Brimstone Plaza Hotel, myself.

  5. bush Says:

    BXc3lz nice site! http://gov.com

  6. Gladstone Says:

    Oh, don’t tease me, glendoor! He sounds so HOTT.

  7. glendoor42 Says:

    I think lasers “likes” you Gladstone.

  8. Gladstone Says:

    Damn lasers. Last time you called me that (radiohead vid) you still said my video was good. No dice this time?

    Gee, I hope that doesn’t mean you’re not coming to my party at fire island?

  9. lasers Says:

    Gladstone you’re a goddamn faggot, when are the fat cats over at cracked going to fire your fat ass already?

  10. glendoor42 Says:

    Naw, but they can bite the shit out of you.

  11. fragg Says:

    Aw, that is downright misleading, gladstone. Dogs can’t say no!

  12. gladstone Says:

    How about Swaim trying to rape a dog?

  13. alirio Says:

    Damn it we don’t want to see home movie of Gladstone humping a sheep.

  14. Gladstone Says:

    Thanks.

  15. glendoor42 Says:

    Great timing, by the way, on the reveal of the gap teeth. I laugh every time.

  16. fragg Says:

    Excellent video. And what video cannot be made better with Kids in the Hall? Or Hitler screwing a donkey, for that matter?

    On an extremely tangential note, I knew a guy once who thought that “the Magic Spit” episode of Seinfield was based on that Nicolas Cage movie about a conspiracy rather than JFK.

  17. glendoor42 Says:

    I like Nixon mostly for Anthony Hopkins performance. I feel that he was, and partly with Stones direction, was able to give a since of what a tragic and complicated figure Nixon was and not just the butt of jokes for the last thirty years.

    Favorite Richard Nixon quote of all time ” Even paranoids have enemies”

  18. kingmonkey+1 Says:

    I liked Stone’s TV miniseries Wild Palms.

  19. Gladstone Says:

    Platoon’s a fine film, but it would be nice to make movie about something as complex as Vietnam without having a good soldier and an evil soldier. And then have the evil soldier kill the good one while the good one dies in a Jesus Christ pose.

    I have to disagree on Nixon too old friend. Even if it were the greatest movie of all time I’d still hate it merely for the scene where he suggests bombing Cambodia –while he’s eating a really rare steak– and he looks down and WHAT’S THIS? Nixon has blood on his hands!!!!! I think that’s the worst symbolism in movie history.

    I like Conan. I also kind of like Born on the Fourth of July.

  20. glendoor42 Says:

    I’m amazed not I amazed.

    Goddamn, would it kill you people to put an edit function in the comment section and yeah I could proof read my work more carefully but, shit, I had peons to do that for me for the last five years and I’m not changing now.

  21. glendoor42 Says:

    Three of my, well four, favorite movies are Oliver Stone movies, Platoon, JFK and Nixon.
    The fourth he just co wrote, Conan the Barbarian.

    Great interview by the way. I amazed at the resemblance between Amy Winehouse and Oliver Stone, though.

  22. ChiChi Says:

    this is soooooo funny!!!!!!!
    http://www.fakebuddy.com

  23. Riprake Says:

    Yeah, that’s probably what his movie’s gonna be like. If you put this on DU or the Daily Kos, they probably wouldn’t believe it’s a satire.

    Incidentally, Peter Parker and J. J. J. of the first Spider-man movie could set you straight on whether this film will be slanderous:

    PP: But this is slander!

    JJJ: It is NOT! I resent that! [Lowers voice.] Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.

  24. Bruce182 Says:

    Aw shucks, I like you too squaresquare.

  25. michael Says:

    Wow, interesting ~~~~~~~~~
    I read about bestiality on tallmingle.com

    Actually, that’s not entirely true. I’m three inches under their required height, so I have to read tallmingle.com articles from over the incredibly high shoulders of its tall audience.

  26. squaresquare Says:

    I like Bruce!

  27. Panzer-Stier Ross Says:

    Ahh, those steaming jungles, good times man. Good times.

    Watch out for those deadly jungle midges though, they’ll suck the blood right out your eyeballs.

  28. kingmonkey +1 Says:

    Any bets on how long it will take cora to get in here and somehow relate bestiality to tallmingle.com?

  29. Gladstone Says:

    MacCharlie!

    Hey DOB! if you can find me non-KITH footage of Hitler screwing a donkey, please provide and I’ll used that instead. It’s not as easy to find bestiality on youtube as you think.

    At least it’s not for me.

  30. Daniel O'Brien Says:

    WOW, Kids in the Hall!

  31. kingmonkey +1 Says:

    Man, Angel Dust is an awesome album.

    Mr. Stone, who I have no reason to believe was portrayed by anyone else in this video, is exactly the right man to make a movie about George W. Bush. Who else has the guts to go against the system to portray GWB as the zoophile that we all, deep down, assume he must be? No on, that’s who. Say what you want about Stone’s politics, but Bestiality has no place in the upper levels of politics.

    Who’s to say that GWB won’t go to war with New Zealand, or Scotland, over their vast fields of sheep? Nobody wants another Viet Nam, especially one involving the steaming jungles of Scotland, where MacCharlie has intricate networks of tunnels they’ll use to ambush American troops and grind the war’s pace down to a psychologically damaging standstill. And for what? So one president who wants more sheep? I don’t think so.

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