Comments on: Pedophilia. But, You Know, the Good Kind. http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:33:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Dick_Stiffington http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-22187 Dick_Stiffington Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:17:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-22187 I dreamt that I was reincarnated as a Bulgarian Olympic girls gymnastics coach. Anyway.. Look at the statistics. It's only been within the last 100 years or so that the average lifespan has been extended. Historically (Moses and Methusela excluded) humans lived to about 35, maybe 40 years. It's no wonder that Romeo and Juliet got it on so young. At age 18 to 20, your life was already half over! Girls were considered old maids if they were past their teens and still unmarried. Perhaps this is a modern day societal issue, made more creepy by the fact that dirty old men are becoming older and older. Logan's Run! No one lives past 30. Now that would be Utopia. It's all a matter of perspective. I dreamt that I was reincarnated as a Bulgarian Olympic girls gymnastics coach.

Anyway.. Look at the statistics. It’s only been within the last 100 years or so that
the average lifespan has been extended. Historically (Moses and Methusela excluded)
humans lived to about 35, maybe 40 years. It’s no wonder that Romeo and Juliet got
it on so young. At age 18 to 20, your life was already half over! Girls were considered
old maids if they were past their teens and still unmarried. Perhaps this is a modern
day societal issue, made more creepy by the fact that dirty old men are becoming older
and older. Logan’s Run! No one lives past 30. Now that would be Utopia. It’s all a
matter of perspective.

]]> By: Jay http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-21790 Jay Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:11:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-21790 I say that it should be allowed. Some teens are mature enough to mate. I'll totally do my science teacher. I say that it should be allowed.
Some teens are mature enough to mate.
I’ll totally do my science teacher.

]]> By: floppynoodleson http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-20850 floppynoodleson Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:08:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-20850 I think there is a large difference between young boys and young girls. By age 13 (hell even before that really) most boys are ready, able and excited to have sex. I know this was true for me and every guy I knew at that age. And I don't mean to sound sexist (what am I saying... yes i do), but girls at that age didn't want sex so much. So all of us 13 year old guys were running around with boners we couldn't stick anywhere but in our own hands, while the girls were busy grooming horses (which I now understand, young girls are just into giant horse dicks. I bet if I lived in India the girls would have been grooming elephants instead of paying attention to my 13-years-old dorky ass.). But by age 15 many of the girls were out having sexual relationships with guys in their 20s. While at 15 most of boys were still resigned to just our hands. And nobody ever did anything about this. And now, in my early 20s myself, almost all the girls I knew in school were or are fucking pregnant. So my 13-18 year old self thinks (female)teachers who have sex with their students (of either gender and above at least 14) are cool, my modern self (19-23) thinks there are too many people on the earth, and no one should be having sex because we don't need any more people. (I'm still pissed about how many underage girls were having sex with 25 year olds when I was in high school and that no one ever points this out to the authorities.) I think there is a large difference between young boys and young girls. By age 13 (hell even before that really) most boys are ready, able and excited to have sex. I know this was true for me and every guy I knew at that age. And I don’t mean to sound sexist (what am I saying… yes i do), but girls at that age didn’t want sex so much. So all of us 13 year old guys were running around with boners we couldn’t stick anywhere but in our own hands, while the girls were busy grooming horses (which I now understand, young girls are just into giant horse dicks. I bet if I lived in India the girls would have been grooming elephants instead of paying attention to my 13-years-old dorky ass.). But by age 15 many of the girls were out having sexual relationships with guys in their 20s. While at 15 most of boys were still resigned to just our hands. And nobody ever did anything about this. And now, in my early 20s myself, almost all the girls I knew in school were or are fucking pregnant. So my 13-18 year old self thinks (female)teachers who have sex with their students (of either gender and above at least 14) are cool, my modern self (19-23) thinks there are too many people on the earth, and no one should be having sex because we don’t need any more people.

(I’m still pissed about how many underage girls were having sex with 25 year olds when I was in high school and that no one ever points this out to the authorities.)

]]> By: LittlaBigMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-19595 LittlaBigMan Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:20:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-19595 Law is law. The laws are set as a baseline standard by older men and women that have already lived through the, 'do not understand the consequences of their actions both in the now or the impact such acts will have later in their lives' - that part of living a long and healthy life. Of course there are children under 18 that seem much more mature than another and in some cases are. So what!? We have to have set rules in law to protect kids from all adults. We see every day a twenty-something male so out of tune with reality they will buy a car they cannot afford or do not need after seeing some hot chick sitting in it in the television ad. "Boy, am I gonna get laid now!" Something that idiotic should tell us all something needs to be done with the age of consent. Where do we draw the line? You want a 25 year old male fucking your 14 year old daughter? Do you want a 50 year old fucking your 20 year old daughter? Where do we draw the line? Well, it is 18. After 18 we can fuck our brains out. Yes, I know, with parental consent a child can marry at 16 in Georgia. Again, the arguements for letting adults fuck children are abundant and spew out of adult males mouths like a beehive being beat on by a stick. In the meantime leave the under 18, they are known as children, alone. Over 18 we are known as adults - act accordingly. Under 18 children are beat to death with religion, morality and guilt over their sexuality. i.e., I was jerking off by 12. Who wasn't!? Sexual limbo from 12-17. It is hell. Against our instincts. And every pedophile and child rapist knows this. LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE to handle their sexual progress during that sexual phase. Let the kids fuck it up, not an adult that is supposed to be caring for our children. Those that don't leave these kids alone... go shoot yourself. Finally, do something constructive. Thin the herd for those of us sick of this shit. Law is law. The laws are set as a baseline standard by older men and women that have already lived through the, ‘do not understand the consequences of their actions both in the now or the impact such acts will have later in their lives’ - that part of living a long and healthy life. Of course there are children under 18 that seem much more mature than another and in some cases are. So what!? We have to have set rules in law to protect kids from all adults. We see every day a twenty-something male so out of tune with reality they will buy a car they cannot afford or do not need after seeing some hot chick sitting in it in the television ad. “Boy, am I gonna get laid now!” Something that idiotic should tell us all something needs to be done with the age of consent. Where do we draw the line? You want a 25 year old male fucking your 14 year old daughter? Do you want a 50 year old fucking your 20 year old daughter? Where do we draw the line? Well, it is 18. After 18 we can fuck our brains out. Yes, I know, with parental consent a child can marry at 16 in Georgia. Again, the arguements for letting adults fuck children are abundant and spew out of adult males mouths like a beehive being beat on by a stick. In the meantime leave the under 18, they are known as children, alone. Over 18 we are known as adults - act accordingly. Under 18 children are beat to death with religion, morality and guilt over their sexuality. i.e., I was jerking off by 12. Who wasn’t!? Sexual limbo from 12-17. It is hell. Against our instincts. And every pedophile and child rapist knows this. LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE to handle their sexual progress during that sexual phase. Let the kids fuck it up, not an adult that is supposed to be caring for our children. Those that don’t leave these kids alone… go shoot yourself. Finally, do something constructive. Thin the herd for those of us sick of this shit.

]]> By: Daves http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-18652 Daves Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:50:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-18652 The more I read these comments, the more I'm starting to think there's actually nothing wrong with pedophilia at all. If there was, someone would be able to give a reason more compelling than 'it's just so wrong!' 'if you don't think it's wrong you're sick!' 'it will cause issues for the kid later!' Ohnoe! Not ISSUES. I f**king HATE issues! I can't for the life of me find a single anti-pedophile statement (here or anywhere else) that isn't complete rhetorical bullshit. I'm not saying that it IS okay, I'm just saying that even if you're REALLY SURE it's wrong, if you can't come up with an actual sound argument, you're just making noise. But I guess that's okay for the status quo. God forbid anyone should actually try thinking. The more I read these comments, the more I’m starting to think there’s actually nothing wrong with pedophilia at all. If there was, someone would be able to give a reason more compelling than ‘it’s just so wrong!’ ‘if you don’t think it’s wrong you’re sick!’ ‘it will cause issues for the kid later!’ Ohnoe! Not ISSUES. I f**king HATE issues! I can’t for the life of me find a single anti-pedophile statement (here or anywhere else) that isn’t complete rhetorical bullshit. I’m not saying that it IS okay, I’m just saying that even if you’re REALLY SURE it’s wrong, if you can’t come up with an actual sound argument, you’re just making noise. But I guess that’s okay for the status quo. God forbid anyone should actually try thinking.

]]> By: LittlaBigMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-16322 LittlaBigMan Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:54:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-16322 kingmonkey +1... yes, I did set myself up on that Larry Flynt comment, didn't I. Actually meant Larry could have taught me how, who and why I could have been fucking instead of should have been fucking by 9th grade... is there a difference? Anyway, I agree, I could not do Larry F. I like pussy... I know that is strange to say these days and disappoints about 10% of the boys... maybe more... but some of us boys need to take care of the girl's that enjoy cock. That will include me. kingmonkey +1… yes, I did set myself up on that Larry Flynt comment, didn’t I. Actually meant Larry could have taught me how, who and why I could have been fucking instead of should have been fucking by 9th grade… is there a difference? Anyway, I agree, I could not do Larry F. I like pussy… I know that is strange to say these days and disappoints about 10% of the boys… maybe more… but some of us boys need to take care of the girl’s that enjoy cock. That will include me.

]]> By: Criolla http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-16057 Criolla Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:35:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-16057 Hey, Woody Allen was tapping Soon-Yi years before she was legal. However, have you taken a look at her? No one is going to lose sleep over one less unattractive virgin vagina walking the earth. Marie Kay Letorneau was banging a 12 year old. I find it forgivable because no adult man (woman, snake or ant) in their right mind would want to get busy with her. Her sneaking off in her station wagon at night to meet her 6th grade lover, keeps her out of the clubs and bars. Where drunken goggles could get a man (woman, snake or ant) in deep trouble. Quality Control at it's finest. Hey, Woody Allen was tapping Soon-Yi years before she was legal. However, have you taken a look at her? No one is going to lose sleep over one less unattractive virgin vagina walking the earth. Marie Kay Letorneau was banging a 12 year old. I find it forgivable because no adult man (woman, snake or ant) in their right mind would want to get busy with her. Her sneaking off in her station wagon at night to meet her 6th grade lover, keeps her out of the clubs and bars. Where drunken goggles could get a man (woman, snake or ant) in deep trouble. Quality Control at it’s finest.

]]> By: C http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-16039 C Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:50:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-16039 Hannah Montana supports paedophilia...but only if the sex is with paraplaegic babies Hannah Montana supports paedophilia…but only if the sex is with paraplaegic babies

]]> By: Paradox http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-15904 Paradox Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:28:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-15904 Damn you to hell! You won this time... but we WILL meet again... EVIL kingmonkey +1 Damn you to hell! You won this time… but we WILL meet again… EVIL kingmonkey +1

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/02/1069/#comment-15863 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:27:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1069#comment-15863 See, you fell for it, Paradox. I lured you into a reasonable conversation and you<i> totally forgot you were on Cracked.com!</i> There's no place here for people like you. You make me sick! See, you fell for it, Paradox. I lured you into a reasonable conversation and you totally forgot you were on Cracked.com! There’s no place here for people like you. You make me sick!

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