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	<title>Comments on: Angelina Jolie Has Diabetes and is Going to Sleep With Me, and Other Proof That God is Dead</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: molly</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-34783</link>
		<dc:creator>molly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club---------- Mixedmingle.com--------- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Mixedmingle.com&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.</p>
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		<title>By: Beta</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-34642</link>
		<dc:creator>Beta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You take Angie I take Pit (t) -too lazy to look up the spelling.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You take Angie I take Pit (t) -too lazy to look up the spelling.</p>
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		<title>By: Namorgasm</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15246</link>
		<dc:creator>Namorgasm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm still giggling at the Oedipal commet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still giggling at the Oedipal commet.</p>
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		<title>By: Nadia</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15231</link>
		<dc:creator>Nadia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You "forgot" the African baby.  Hmmmmm....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You &#8220;forgot&#8221; the African baby.  Hmmmmm&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15229</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Ha! six hours- try 20 minutes… ZINGGG!! to you darling" .....

and from what I understand fifteen minutes of that is fucking whining and begging.</description>
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<p>and from what I understand fifteen minutes of that is fucking whining and begging.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15166</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Go man go!</description>
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		<title>By: smashpro1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15165</link>
		<dc:creator>smashpro1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know what, I'm gonna make an image macro of Angelina that says "DIABEETUS"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what, I&#8217;m gonna make an image macro of Angelina that says &#8220;DIABEETUS&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15161</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, guy! I missed you! I need someone to till my back 40; you know anyone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, guy! I missed you! I need someone to till my back 40; you know anyone?</p>
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		<title>By: Pharaoh Mustafa</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15158</link>
		<dc:creator>Pharaoh Mustafa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Michael....guess what ---- you're still a racist</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Michael&#8230;.guess what &#8212;- you&#8217;re still a racist</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/1062/#comment-15094</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Look, Angelina, there's no need to mask yourself as "Michael's lover." We all know it's you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look, Angelina, there&#8217;s no need to mask yourself as &#8220;Michael&#8217;s lover.&#8221; We all know it&#8217;s you.</p>
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