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	<title>Comments on: How To Stay A Virgin For The Rest Of Your Life: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Eclipse</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-26282</link>
		<dc:creator>Eclipse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 07:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sure he'd be glad to know some people above would date him. Hope they're girls of course, unless he likes it that way..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;d be glad to know some people above would date him. Hope they&#8217;re girls of course, unless he likes it that way..</p>
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		<title>By: Poobug</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-26139</link>
		<dc:creator>Poobug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 02:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't see a problem with this.  I think it's cool and this guy has some talent.  I would date him.  Thought that could mean that I'm just a nerd/dork too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t see a problem with this.  I think it&#8217;s cool and this guy has some talent.  I would date him.  Thought that could mean that I&#8217;m just a nerd/dork too.</p>
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		<title>By: UberVixxen</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-21482</link>
		<dc:creator>UberVixxen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is the coolest thing ever. Rock and Geekery combined. That's my kinda guy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is the coolest thing ever. Rock and Geekery combined. That&#8217;s my kinda guy!</p>
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		<title>By: jtmit</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15326</link>
		<dc:creator>jtmit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>courtship on wikipedia sounds like a good idea... taking a hopeful prospect down to mainstreet for a stroll while dressed in your sunday best has always failed for me, need new ideas</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>courtship on wikipedia sounds like a good idea&#8230; taking a hopeful prospect down to mainstreet for a stroll while dressed in your sunday best has always failed for me, need new ideas</p>
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		<title>By: bassgs</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15242</link>
		<dc:creator>bassgs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am i the only one that would do any girl that plays wow (or any mmorpg for that matter)?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am i the only one that would do any girl that plays wow (or any mmorpg for that matter)?</p>
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		<title>By: Astrolounge</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15150</link>
		<dc:creator>Astrolounge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bah! It doesn't hold a candle to the HUBJO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-CCMnBpQoU&#38;eurl=http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20060913.html
Watch it.
LOVE IT.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bah! It doesn&#8217;t hold a candle to the HUBJO! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-CCMnBpQoU&amp;eurl=http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20060913.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-CCMnBpQoU&amp;eurl=http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20060913.html</a><br />
Watch it.<br />
LOVE IT.</p>
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		<title>By: Troy Siscoe</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15145</link>
		<dc:creator>Troy Siscoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>id do him as well</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>id do him as well</p>
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		<title>By: Vigs</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15048</link>
		<dc:creator>Vigs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys are too hard on this guy.  I'd probably have sex with him.  I even made a profile just to be able to tell you that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys are too hard on this guy.  I&#8217;d probably have sex with him.  I even made a profile just to be able to tell you that.</p>
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		<title>By: Mom, do you douche?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mom, do you douche?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahh hilarious writing man- the girlfriend scenario, classic-</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahh hilarious writing man- the girlfriend scenario, classic-</p>
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		<title>By: Chiemilin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/27/how-to-stay-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-your-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14755</link>
		<dc:creator>Chiemilin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, StiffenLimpnickerstien, now that you have found out my secret, i AM going to have to steal your virginity as punishment.  Or just kill you.  
And as for you, Professor the Guy,  I've never actually played W.O.W., I only know lots of virgins that do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, StiffenLimpnickerstien, now that you have found out my secret, i AM going to have to steal your virginity as punishment.  Or just kill you.<br />
And as for you, Professor the Guy,  I&#8217;ve never actually played W.O.W., I only know lots of virgins that do.</p>
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