http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:40:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-35580 sexybigbeauty Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:28:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-35580 Hiliary is a poor woman. I heared from friends that Clinton is cheating on her and hooking up with hot sexy big beauties @____ P l u s M e e t . c o m ____, where many big boob women, big booty women and big manful guys meet and seek fun and romance together. Hiliary is a poor woman. I heared from friends that Clinton is cheating on her and hooking up with hot sexy big beauties @____ P l u s M e e t . c o m ____, where many big boob women, big booty women and big manful guys meet and seek fun and romance together.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-17348 Darkness Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:37:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-17348 Case in point. Case in point.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-15016 Andrew Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:00:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-15016 I would way rather get blown by Monica than Hilary. I would way rather get blown by Monica than Hilary.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-15009 orangemtl Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:31:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-15009 "If I wanted to know your opinions I'd eat your brain and steal your thoughts." Jesus, I laughed so hard I need to stop at Target for another "3 pairs for the price of two!" Jockey sale---that's NEVER going to wash out. Ohmigod... Seriously, it's unfortunate that she wasn't dodging sniper fire. Or, at least it's a shame that there weren't snipers. Really, really good ones. Or, at a minimum, it's a shame that her face during one of those insane Jokeresque expressions didn't stick that way, like your Mom said it could. Man, I'd ignore the ludicrous excuse for a political platform and vote for her, just to see that over the Presidential lectern during every press conference. “If I wanted to know your opinions I’d eat your brain and steal your thoughts.”
Jesus, I laughed so hard I need to stop at Target for another “3 pairs for the price of two!” Jockey sale—that’s NEVER going to wash out. Ohmigod…
Seriously, it’s unfortunate that she wasn’t dodging sniper fire. Or, at least it’s a shame that there weren’t snipers. Really, really good ones. Or, at a minimum, it’s a shame that her face during one of those insane Jokeresque expressions didn’t stick that way, like your Mom said it could. Man, I’d ignore the ludicrous excuse for a political platform and vote for her, just to see that over the Presidential lectern during every press conference.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14830 JcDent Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:11:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14830 You get to choose who to vote for in elections. Here in Lithuania, we have only assholes. Although they can be separated into two categories: Russian-bought assholes and local assholes. Come to think of it, our government is a pile of assholes. And they don't look funny like Hillary. You get to choose who to vote for in elections. Here in Lithuania, we have only assholes. Although they can be separated into two categories: Russian-bought assholes and local assholes. Come to think of it, our government is a pile of assholes. And they don’t look funny like Hillary.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14718 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:13:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14718 I don't know... those photos, while unflattering, still have a certain level of dignity. I know! Can someone lolcat those pics up? That's the only thing that could make her look like more of a jackass. I don’t know… those photos, while unflattering, still have a certain level of dignity. I know! Can someone lolcat those pics up? That’s the only thing that could make her look like more of a jackass.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14708 tank Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:35:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14708 She's definitely butch enough to be Pres. Don't know about any other qualifications, though. She’s definitely butch enough to be Pres. Don’t know about any other qualifications, though.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14660 blacksonny Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:51:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14660 She R scary! She R scary!

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14594 AlanSmithee Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:21:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14594 Hillary Clinton took my shoe. Hillary Clinton took my shoe.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14510 Neil Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:56:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/26/dodging-sniper-fire-is-the-the-new-not-having-sexual-relations-with-that-woman/#comment-14510 Hillary Clinton makes my penis not work. Hillary Clinton makes my penis not work.

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