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	<title>Comments on: A New Beatles Album You Won&#8217;t Buy (But I Will)</title>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14333</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you look really close at the Chrissie Hynde / Derek Smalls picture there you can almost see the cucumber.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you look really close at the Chrissie Hynde / Derek Smalls picture there you can almost see the cucumber.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14332</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That kind of upset me too, there Brentin. I think you and I need to get a life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That kind of upset me too, there Brentin. I think you and I need to get a life.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14320</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My fever broke on Easter monday... when I had called in sick... and still worked from home to meet the client's deadline. I drank a lot of Buckley's Cough Mixture.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My fever broke on Easter monday&#8230; when I had called in sick&#8230; and still worked from home to meet the client&#8217;s deadline. I drank a lot of Buckley&#8217;s Cough Mixture.</p>
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		<title>By: CrazyCracker (aka Brentin)</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14301</link>
		<dc:creator>CrazyCracker (aka Brentin)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I spent my Easter crying over the fact I knew Lex Friedman's smiling face wouldn't be greeting me on Monday morning...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I spent my Easter crying over the fact I knew Lex Friedman&#8217;s smiling face wouldn&#8217;t be greeting me on Monday morning&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14278</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does Chrissie Hynde have breasts? Does she store them away for special occasions?

Rod Stewart wants his clothes back though.

My Easter Sunday involved me having one chocolate egg, then going out drinking.

I almost got into 2 fights somehow, one was a delayed fight from almost a month ago that in some wierd passage of time way has finally caught up to me, and the other was just some asshole in McDonalds who was pissing everyone off.

On an even manlier note I stubbed out two candles with my bare hands. Then drank a shot composed of Jack Daniels and Jager.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does Chrissie Hynde have breasts? Does she store them away for special occasions?</p>
<p>Rod Stewart wants his clothes back though.</p>
<p>My Easter Sunday involved me having one chocolate egg, then going out drinking.</p>
<p>I almost got into 2 fights somehow, one was a delayed fight from almost a month ago that in some wierd passage of time way has finally caught up to me, and the other was just some asshole in McDonalds who was pissing everyone off.</p>
<p>On an even manlier note I stubbed out two candles with my bare hands. Then drank a shot composed of Jack Daniels and Jager.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14254</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, why is blog-time EST, while comment section time is PST? it is confusing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, why is blog-time EST, while comment section time is PST? it is confusing.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14253</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not to rub salt in anyone's wounds, but I gotta go with the group consensus here. That doesn't mean she doesn't kick ass though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not to rub salt in anyone&#8217;s wounds, but I gotta go with the group consensus here. That doesn&#8217;t mean she doesn&#8217;t kick ass though.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14230</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YES, MY EASTER WAS PLEASANT AS WELL. I AM ENJOYING THIS CONVERSATION THOROUGHLY.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YES, MY EASTER WAS PLEASANT AS WELL. I AM ENJOYING THIS CONVERSATION THOROUGHLY.</p>
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		<title>By: Martin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14222</link>
		<dc:creator>Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sorry. I regret writing that, Overlord Swaim.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry. I regret writing that, Overlord Swaim.</p>
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		<title>By: Martin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/24/1032/#comment-14221</link>
		<dc:creator>Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>glendoor42: 

I watched Spinal Tap again for the umpteenth time, and I agree - she looks like Harry Shearer/Derek Small. If the moustache was there, the resemblance would be uncanny.

Swaim has a thing for masculine women.</description>
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<p>I watched Spinal Tap again for the umpteenth time, and I agree - she looks like Harry Shearer/Derek Small. If the moustache was there, the resemblance would be uncanny.</p>
<p>Swaim has a thing for masculine women.</p>
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