Comments on: I Will No Longer Sleep With Tina Fey If She Asks Me To http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 11 May 2008 23:16:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Obama’s disdain for middle America is also the basis for Colbert and Borat’s so-called “humor” « docweaselblog http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-19848 Obama’s disdain for middle America is also the basis for Colbert and Borat’s so-called “humor” « docweaselblog Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:25:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-19848 [...] the slider through in parts. It consisted of the very kind of “applause lines” that Tina Fey was bagging on The Daily Show for using instead of actual, you know, jokes. Pander lines. Stuff that wouldn’t have worked had a [...] […] the slider through in parts. It consisted of the very kind of “applause lines” that Tina Fey was bagging on The Daily Show for using instead of actual, you know, jokes. Pander lines. Stuff that wouldn’t have worked had a […]

]]> By: Colbert and Borat’s unfunny schtick owes much to an Obama-like disdain for non-liberal Americans « docweaselblog http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-19846 Colbert and Borat’s unfunny schtick owes much to an Obama-like disdain for non-liberal Americans « docweaselblog Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:24:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-19846 [...] the slider through in parts. It consisted of the very kind of “applause lines” that Tina Fey was bagging on The Daily Show for using instead of actual, you know, jokes. Pander lines. Stuff that wouldn’t have worked had a [...] […] the slider through in parts. It consisted of the very kind of “applause lines” that Tina Fey was bagging on The Daily Show for using instead of actual, you know, jokes. Pander lines. Stuff that wouldn’t have worked had a […]

]]> By: docweasel http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-15764 docweasel Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:45:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-15764 First off, Fey is right. The Daily Show hasn't been funny since Craig Whats-his-name left. Next off, all female humor is about how men suck. Every listened to Laura Kightlinger, Joy Behar, Brett Butler, Roseanne, all your top women "comics", all they do is bitch about men and how much they suck. First off, Fey is right. The Daily Show hasn’t been funny since Craig Whats-his-name left.

Next off, all female humor is about how men suck. Every listened to Laura Kightlinger, Joy Behar, Brett Butler, Roseanne, all your top women “comics”, all they do is bitch about men and how much they suck.

]]> By: trojjer http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-15392 trojjer Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:37:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-15392 From http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/25/flight.incident as mentioned by Trevor: "In the teen's possession were handcuffs, duct tape and a type of rope or yarn, according to the FBI. Authorities noted that those are not prohibited items." So all those items are acceptable, but a small bottle of shower gel -- or a MacBook Air (without a hard drive) -- is flagged because it "may contain explosives"? Hmm... From http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/25/flight.incident as mentioned by Trevor:

“In the teen’s possession were handcuffs, duct tape and a type of rope or yarn, according to the FBI. Authorities noted that those are not prohibited items.”

So all those items are acceptable, but a small bottle of shower gel — or a MacBook Air (without a hard drive) — is flagged because it “may contain explosives”? Hmm…

]]> By: » Angelina Jolie Has Diabetes and is Going to Sleep With Me, and Other Proof That God is Dead | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-15056 » Angelina Jolie Has Diabetes and is Going to Sleep With Me, and Other Proof That God is Dead | Cracked.com Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:00:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-15056 [...] laborious, six-hour lovemaking is one of the best full-body workouts you can get. And unlike some other Cracked bloggers, I have few qualms about banging gorgeous celebrities (as long as we keep the lights off and [...] […] laborious, six-hour lovemaking is one of the best full-body workouts you can get. And unlike some other Cracked bloggers, I have few qualms about banging gorgeous celebrities (as long as we keep the lights off and […]

]]> By: » It’s Just A Stupid Baby | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14739 » It’s Just A Stupid Baby | Cracked.com Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:16:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14739 [...] you’ll recall from last week, as a result of Tina Fey’s comments in Reader’s Digest that may or may not have called [...] […] you’ll recall from last week, as a result of Tina Fey’s comments in Reader’s Digest that may or may not have called […]

]]> By: Wingfan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14738 Wingfan Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:51:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14738 Murphy, I couldn't agree with you more man, but we can only hope for the world's sake Hannah Montana avoids that, because with Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears, that's two young stars who went that way, and God only knows how much fucked-up teen star this planet can handle. Think of what that would do to our population girls as old as 17 (I know one) idolize Hannah Montana, if she fucks up, that's a whole generation pretty much down the crapper. If she wants I'd be glad to teach her to play Halo and WoW so she never leaves the house and never has this problem! Murphy, I couldn’t agree with you more man, but we can only hope for the world’s sake Hannah Montana avoids that, because with Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears, that’s two young stars who went that way, and God only knows how much fucked-up teen star this planet can handle. Think of what that would do to our population girls as old as 17 (I know one) idolize Hannah Montana, if she fucks up, that’s a whole generation pretty much down the crapper. If she wants I’d be glad to teach her to play Halo and WoW so she never leaves the house and never has this problem!

]]> By: MetalBrainSurgery http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14663 MetalBrainSurgery Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:28:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14663 Incase you missed it the first time. It's called "Servants of the False" http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=816355 Incase you missed it the first time. It’s called “Servants of the False”
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]]> By: David http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14638 David Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:35:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14638 So male comics are all goons, as proved by the cast of SNL, yet female comics are good, based on a few obscure (and poor as I've discovered) female comics that require active attention to stand up? Females are likely just as good as male comedians, but there aren't as many female stand up comedians as I've noticed. It follows that since 90% of male comics aren't great, then female comics would only come out as a handful. So male comics are all goons, as proved by the cast of SNL, yet female comics are good, based on a few obscure (and poor as I’ve discovered) female comics that require active attention to stand up? Females are likely just as good as male comedians, but there aren’t as many female stand up comedians as I’ve noticed. It follows that since 90% of male comics aren’t great, then female comics would only come out as a handful.

]]> By: right http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14609 right Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:29:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/i-will-no-longer-sleep-with-tina-fey-if-she-asks-me-to-also-hannah-montanas-a-bitch/#comment-14609 Are you on your period? try some cranberry juice, bro. Are you on your period? try some cranberry juice, bro.

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