Comments on: Guitar Hero DS Opens Up Brand New Looking-Like-A-Douche Possibilities: The Friday Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 16 May 2008 08:28:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Zephyr97 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14637 Zephyr97 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:25:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14637 "Why do people waste time playing guitar hero when they could spend that time learning to play a real guitar?" Why is that the first response when this comes up... every single time? Guitar Hero isn't "time consuming" unless you're a dumbass. Any idiot can pick up the guitar and play the game on hard the first time around, so if you play easy or medium or "spend time" learning to play harder difficulties, you must be retarded. I've only logged about 4 hours in the year that I've had the game, and I play on expert. So what? I can go out and learn to play a real guitar if I wanted, since I haven't wasted a MINUTE of my time. Go away, douchebag. “Why do people waste time playing guitar hero when they could spend that time learning to play a real guitar?”
Why is that the first response when this comes up… every single time?
Guitar Hero isn’t “time consuming” unless you’re a dumbass. Any idiot can pick up the guitar and play the game on hard the first time around, so if you play easy or medium or “spend time” learning to play harder difficulties, you must be retarded. I’ve only logged about 4 hours in the year that I’ve had the game, and I play on expert. So what? I can go out and learn to play a real guitar if I wanted, since I haven’t wasted a MINUTE of my time. Go away, douchebag.

]]> By: ruin 427 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14352 ruin 427 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:42:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14352 yay ross http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/115537260_9237e0b4aa.jpg yay ross

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/115537260_9237e0b4aa.jpg

]]> By: Mechafox http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14345 Mechafox Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:29:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14345 Man, Brass Knuckles Hero would kick so much ass. Man, Brass Knuckles Hero would kick so much ass.

]]> By: J Thane http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14200 J Thane Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:58:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14200 Oh, read the comments. Yeah, you're a douchebag, Ross. Just kidding. Felt like jumping on the hate-bandwagon. Aaaaanf I'm out. Oh, read the comments. Yeah, you’re a douchebag, Ross.

Just kidding. Felt like jumping on the hate-bandwagon. Aaaaanf I’m out.

]]> By: J Thane http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14199 J Thane Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:58:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14199 How the hell could you recognize that as San Antonio? I live here and it just looked like a generic skyline. Couldn't even see the Tower of the Americas. Jeez. How the hell could you recognize that as San Antonio? I live here and it just looked like a generic skyline. Couldn’t even see the Tower of the Americas. Jeez.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14133 Nick Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:21:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14133 It's great to know I'm still remembered. Thanks guys for letting me know I made an impact. It’s great to know I’m still remembered. Thanks guys for letting me know I made an impact.

]]> By: Professor THE Guy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14130 Professor THE Guy Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:01:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14130 Couldn't have said it better myself, Smuckers. I hate to agree with the douchebag in the previous blog, but Guitar Hero does ruin music. Here's your proof. Try doing what Andy McKee does with that fake guitar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4 Couldn’t have said it better myself, Smuckers.

I hate to agree with the douchebag in the previous blog, but Guitar Hero does ruin music.

Here’s your proof. Try doing what Andy McKee does with that fake guitar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4

]]> By: sandswipe http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14072 sandswipe Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:01:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14072 That game looks really really bad, which sucks because the best music game I've ever played was on the DS. Daigasso FTW! The game had a music maker where you could manually write out the sheet music for every instrument you wanted to include (up to eight, like sixty instruments total). The only way it could be better is if it wasn't midi, or was out in America. http://youtube.com/watch?v=yrCtQCCK-g0 Back to Rock Band now to wait for tuesday's Boston Album. That game looks really really bad, which sucks because the best music game I’ve ever played was on the DS. Daigasso FTW!
The game had a music maker where you could manually write out the sheet music for every instrument you wanted to include (up to eight, like sixty instruments total). The only way it could be better is if it wasn’t midi, or was out in America.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yrCtQCCK-g0

Back to Rock Band now to wait for tuesday’s Boston Album.

]]> By: Swede http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14069 Swede Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:00:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14069 First place I'm playin' Guitar Hero DS? Rock Concert. Why listen to their shitty band when I can play in a portable shitty band? First place I’m playin’ Guitar Hero DS? Rock Concert. Why listen to their shitty band when I can play in a portable shitty band?

]]> By: kingmonkey+1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14059 kingmonkey+1 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:40:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/21/guitar-hero-ds-opens-up-brand-new-looking-like-a-douche-possibilities-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-14059 Trumpet Hero? Now that's an expensive hat! Trumpet Hero? Now that’s an expensive hat!

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