Comments on: Nobody Ever Said Parenting Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:28:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Some Random Person http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33253 Some Random Person Tue, 27 May 2008 21:43:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33253 Lyk, ZOMG!111 dat dam muthur!11 she nu betur!1!!1! (Translation for the sane: Like, OMG! That damn mother! She knew better!!!!) I know a lot of you acknowledged that she was only 15 and therefore TOO F**KING YOUNG TO DRIVE, but I'd like to acknowledge that agian. WHY did her parents even BUY her a Lexus? I got a used hand-me-down Toyota Corolla, and I'm happy with it (even though it goes from 0-50 in maybe a minute...) But yeah, her behavior DOES originate from her parents. I mean, my parents raised me to be grateful for what I have/get, so her parents must've raised her to be all f**ked up, and scream at her mother when she got her a, what... $60,000 car on the wrong day. Super Sweet 16, right? Only in America... ungrateful children... Lyk, ZOMG!111 dat dam muthur!11 she nu betur!1!!1!
(Translation for the sane: Like, OMG! That damn mother! She knew better!!!!)

I know a lot of you acknowledged that she was only 15 and therefore TOO F**KING YOUNG TO DRIVE, but I’d like to acknowledge that agian. WHY did her parents even BUY her a Lexus? I got a used hand-me-down Toyota Corolla, and I’m happy with it (even though it goes from 0-50 in maybe a minute…) But yeah, her behavior DOES originate from her parents. I mean, my parents raised me to be grateful for what I have/get, so her parents must’ve raised her to be all f**ked up, and scream at her mother when she got her a, what… $60,000 car on the wrong day. Super Sweet 16, right? Only in America… ungrateful children…

]]> By: StevenJ http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31759 StevenJ Sun, 18 May 2008 20:16:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31759 Dammit, how would any of you people like to be given a car that you wouldn't be able to drive for a FULL YEAR!? She's a 15 year old GIRL, probably already emotional, who just got the equivalent of a lap dance for dudes. She could look all she wants, but can't actually do anything with it. I'd be pissed as hell, too. Dammit, how would any of you people like to be given a car that you wouldn’t be able to drive for a FULL YEAR!? She’s a 15 year old GIRL, probably already emotional, who just got the equivalent of a lap dance for dudes. She could look all she wants, but can’t actually do anything with it. I’d be pissed as hell, too.

]]> By: crueljack http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30028 crueljack Fri, 09 May 2008 07:49:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30028 WOW i hate my life. My sister is just like that and did that same thing two out of the FIVE times my parents bought her a new car and once out of the two times they bought one of her various boyfriends a new car. They paid for insurance gas even that one guy's hospital bill. Of course four of these gifts came on her birthday and i shit you not one on mine. Imagine the look on my face when I saw that Corvette C6 in the driveway. Damn that burned too. Well when it came time for me to get a car guess what happened, if you guessed that I had to pay for it myself insurance and gas to. But did I cry once, no not even one little tear I just buried down deep and there it stayed until I saw that video. I think the only thing that kept it there was the very firm beleif that my sister was the anti-christ and that she was the only person in the world who could act so deplorably. I'm not making any of this shit up either. Well... I'm gonna go shoot myself in the face, good-bye world WOW i hate my life. My sister is just like that and did that same thing two out of the FIVE times my parents bought her a new car and once out of the two times they bought one of her various boyfriends a new car. They paid for insurance gas even that one guy’s hospital bill. Of course four of these gifts came on her birthday and i shit you not one on mine. Imagine the look on my face when I saw that Corvette C6 in the driveway. Damn that burned too. Well when it came time for me to get a car guess what happened, if you guessed that I had to pay for it myself insurance and gas to. But did I cry once, no not even one little tear I just buried down deep and there it stayed until I saw that video. I think the only thing that kept it there was the very firm beleif that my sister was the anti-christ and that she was the only person in the world who could act so deplorably. I’m not making any of this shit up either. Well… I’m gonna go shoot myself in the face, good-bye world

]]> By: KyleTheGirl http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18827 KyleTheGirl Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:37:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18827 I got my first car when I was 17. This was 2005. This was a hand me down car- Was my aunt's.. Then my parents'.. Then my sisters.. Then finally it was mine. 1986 Chevrolet Nova. Died in 2007 at the ripe old age of 22. Might I add this wasn't one of the old badass Novas, this was the Toyota Corolla/Chevy Nova Nova. Ugly, and rusted, it was zippy as all get out though. God I loved that car. I got my first car when I was 17. This was 2005. This was a hand me down car- Was my aunt’s.. Then my parents’.. Then my sisters.. Then finally it was mine.

1986 Chevrolet Nova. Died in 2007 at the ripe old age of 22. Might I add this wasn’t one of the old badass Novas, this was the Toyota Corolla/Chevy Nova Nova. Ugly, and rusted, it was zippy as all get out though.

God I loved that car.

]]> By: balalala http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18466 balalala Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:04:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18466 Professor The Guy, that is a horrible thing to wish on anyone. She's just a teen. Maybe she needs counseling. I wouldn't even wish dismemberment on my worst enemy. You've got some issues. Professor The Guy, that is a horrible thing to wish on anyone. She’s just a teen. Maybe she needs counseling. I wouldn’t even wish dismemberment on my worst enemy. You’ve got some issues.

]]> By: rmvvwls http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14778 rmvvwls Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:49:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14778 @Bryan When I turned 16 and finished high school, my dad helped me find a car to buy (i paid for every cent of it, and its rego). Little red Daewoo... w00t! @Bryan
When I turned 16 and finished high school, my dad helped me find a car to buy (i paid for every cent of it, and its rego).
Little red Daewoo… w00t!

]]> By: Sondra http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14576 Sondra Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:19:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14576 What a controlling bitch!!!! To humiliate her daughter like that!!!! Giving her a car in front of her friends!!! A car she can't drive!!!! How cruel to rub her face in the fact that she can't drive!!!! That poor girl must have wanted to crawl in a hole and die!!!!!! What a controlling bitch!!!! To humiliate her daughter like that!!!! Giving her a car in front of her friends!!! A car she can’t drive!!!! How cruel to rub her face in the fact that she can’t drive!!!! That poor girl must have wanted to crawl in a hole and die!!!!!!

]]> By: Nevilleii http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14544 Nevilleii Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:34:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14544 My wife and I were talking about this sort of thing a couple months ago, and both agreed that we would give our boys something to drive once they got their licenses. My parents did it for me (the '84 Dodge Ram 50 that they used to haul firewood and hay) and now I'll do it for them. I also burn wood for heat, so I have a desginated truck for hauling it. 'Rusty' is a '79 Chevy C20 that has been altered a little. The rear axle was taken out and replace with that out of a school bus. Rusty now tops out at about 55 and gets 6 miles to the gallon on a good day. Let's see the little punks get in trouble with that... The funny thing is, when I give it to them, they will love it. My wife and I were talking about this sort of thing a couple months ago, and both agreed that we would give our boys something to drive once they got their licenses. My parents did it for me (the ‘84 Dodge Ram 50 that they used to haul firewood and hay) and now I’ll do it for them. I also burn wood for heat, so I have a desginated truck for hauling it. ‘Rusty’ is a ‘79 Chevy C20 that has been altered a little. The rear axle was taken out and replace with that out of a school bus. Rusty now tops out at about 55 and gets 6 miles to the gallon on a good day. Let’s see the little punks get in trouble with that…

The funny thing is, when I give it to them, they will love it.

]]> By: chelonianmobile http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14404 chelonianmobile Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:17:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14404 Hell, I'm probably not going to get any vehicle whatever until I'm out of college, and I don't expect my folks to buy one and bring it home. Maybe make one payment on a cheap car for my birthday and let me pay the rest. And I'm fine with that. I just want to borrow THEIR car ;) Hell, I’m probably not going to get any vehicle whatever until I’m out of college, and I don’t expect my folks to buy one and bring it home. Maybe make one payment on a cheap car for my birthday and let me pay the rest. And I’m fine with that.

I just want to borrow THEIR car ;)

]]> By: silverrowan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14356 silverrowan Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:40:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/nobody-ever-said-parenting-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14356 I paid for 3/4 of my first car ($750). and drove it once. my dad drove it to work every day until the engine died. I didnt even get the scrap metal money from it when they sold it. *bitches* I paid for 3/4 of my first car ($750).

and drove it once.
my dad drove it to work every day until the engine died.
I didnt even get the scrap metal money from it when they sold it.
*bitches*

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