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	<title>Comments on: Aging Beatle Ravaged by Gull-Faced Harpy!</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/</link>
	<description>The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 05:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: &#187; A New Beatles Album You Won&#8217;t Buy (But I Will) &#124; Cracked.com</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-14109</link>
		<dc:creator>&#187; A New Beatles Album You Won&#8217;t Buy (But I Will) &#124; Cracked.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] moment of the Beatles’ existence (the second being Lennon’s assassination and the first being that bitch Heather Mills scamming Paulie out of his “Yesterday” [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] moment of the Beatles’ existence (the second being Lennon’s assassination and the first being that bitch Heather Mills scamming Paulie out of his “Yesterday” [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: if only</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-14026</link>
		<dc:creator>if only</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just give her a green jacket and 1 year lease at the Dakota. Mark David Chapman will take care of the rest.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just give her a green jacket and 1 year lease at the Dakota. Mark David Chapman will take care of the rest.</p>
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		<title>By: poison</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-14000</link>
		<dc:creator>poison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Linda McCartney had just died 1-2 years before he married Heather right? griefstricken people do crazy things. 

bad golddigger! BAD! Don't hurt the ex-beatle, it's bad for your rep.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Linda McCartney had just died 1-2 years before he married Heather right? griefstricken people do crazy things. </p>
<p>bad golddigger! BAD! Don&#8217;t hurt the ex-beatle, it&#8217;s bad for your rep.</p>
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		<title>By: dude</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-13993</link>
		<dc:creator>dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dude, seriously though? If she is obviously bat-shit crazy, why did Paul marry her in the first place? talk about shitty judgement...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dude, seriously though? If she is obviously bat-shit crazy, why did Paul marry her in the first place? talk about shitty judgement&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey+1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-13980</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey+1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait, is your wife a man? Oh boy, this complicates things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait, is your wife a man? Oh boy, this complicates things.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-13957</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel sorry for the man I have to marry one day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel sorry for the man I have to marry one day.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-13938</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HaHaHaHaHa.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HaHaHaHaHa.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-13933</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Screw you Glendoor 42, people like you are what's wrong with America in general for some reason. I feel sorry for the man you will have to marry one day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Screw you Glendoor 42, people like you are what&#8217;s wrong with America in general for some reason. I feel sorry for the man you will have to marry one day.</p>
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		<title>By: Bruce182</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-13925</link>
		<dc:creator>Bruce182</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was that crosswalk at Abbey Road?
*Cue dramatic music*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was that crosswalk at Abbey Road?<br />
*Cue dramatic music*</p>
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		<title>By: apocowarg</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/20/aging-beatle-ravaged-by-gull-faced-harpy/#comment-13881</link>
		<dc:creator>apocowarg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She lost her leg when she was struck by a police motorcycle at a crosswalk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She lost her leg when she was struck by a police motorcycle at a crosswalk.</p>
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