Comments on: CNN Helps You Decide Which Corner Of America Is Going To Hell Sooner

By: Onodera

Onodera — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:58:11 +0000

I would like to defend the midwest and state that Kansas is in the south. I’m not saying that’s the truth, I’m just stating that… the thing I stated. Come on! OK, I’ll say Kansas is nuetral as it’s in the center, but I’ll be damned if I accept Missouri!

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By: fragg

fragg — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:40:44 +0000

We need to get Swaim that dog sex toy from the disturbing sex toys article.

That being said, I love Swaim’s poetry. It has me drooling everywhere and chasing my tail in excitement!

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:36:08 +0000

Okay, cora, why don’t you just… wait. Toilet Girl is available on tallmingle.com?

By: cora

cora — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:20:22 +0000

WOW…so sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site~~~~~~~Tallmingle.com ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member each month.
funny thing…..

By: kingmonkey+1

kingmonkey+1 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:19:09 +0000

I thought I put an end to that 2 years on the john thing. She was actually only seated for about a month or so, and her skin didn’t meld to the toilet. It was just some open sores (caused by sitting for a month) which festered and stuck to the toilet seat.

Isn’t that better?

The answer is no.

By: Nadia

Nadia — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:39:29 +0000

Glendoor, videotape yourself having an epic battle with wordpress and maybe Ross will make it a nooner.

Swaim, I would release a press conference (to Spitzer proportions) detailing your “non-involvement” with said dog. You don’t want PETA to boycott your youtube sketch, do ya?

By: HickeryDickery

HickeryDickery — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:22:25 +0000

I always thought Grand Wizard was a way more awesome title than Pope… We should swap the two around.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:08:08 +0000

Swaim always did strike me as the ‘inserts foreign objects’ type rapist. Did you check Muffy’s colon for car keys? I bet you’ll find a ‘thosearentmuskets’ keychain attached to them, and an ‘Official Grand Wizard’ keychain attached to that.

By: Pharaoh Mustafa

Pharaoh Mustafa — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:03:04 +0000

I usually like to come here and call Michael Swaim a racist, and I will continue that proud tradition

How does Mustafa know that Gladstone’s dog, Muffy, has (had?) black fur?

Michael Swaim, like his ancestors, likes nothing more than fucking with “black bitches”