Comments on: I Hope She Had A Magazine: The Friday Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:35:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13588 Andy Pants Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:45:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13588 Didn't her boyfriend need to use the bathroom at some point? Didn’t her boyfriend need to use the bathroom at some point?

]]> By: Stiles http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13530 Stiles Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:15:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13530 @kingmonkey +1; I guess that means I can let go of the universal remote now. Damn. Also, so much for lunch. @kingmonkey +1; I guess that means I can let go of the universal remote now. Damn.

Also, so much for lunch.

]]> By: Kim Jong-Il http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13506 Kim Jong-Il Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:34:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13506 Thats why I have a solid gold toilet seat. My butt doesn't stick. Thats why I have a solid gold toilet seat. My butt doesn’t stick.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13434 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:11:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13434 I have seen an update to this story. She only sat on the john for about the last month or so. Her skin didn't grow around the seat; her open sores from sitting too long merely got stuck to the toilet seat in a stew of grossness I don't even wish to contemplate. The couple is nonetheless mental for the minor alterations to the story. I have seen an update to this story.

She only sat on the john for about the last month or so. Her skin didn’t grow around the seat; her open sores from sitting too long merely got stuck to the toilet seat in a stew of grossness I don’t even wish to contemplate.

The couple is nonetheless mental for the minor alterations to the story.

]]> By: Stiles http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13414 Stiles Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:22:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13414 The real news here is that if you press something firmly against yourself for two years, your body starts to accept it and integrate it into itself... On a completely unrelated topic, I'm going to need roughly three years' salary and a badass katana. No reason. The real news here is that if you press something firmly against yourself for two years, your body starts to accept it and integrate it into itself…

On a completely unrelated topic, I’m going to need roughly three years’ salary and a badass katana. No reason.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13401 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:26:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13401 It's monday now, and friday's nooner still doesn't make sense. Something in my brain, probably common sense, is preventing me from understanding how a human can do this. It’s monday now, and friday’s nooner still doesn’t make sense. Something in my brain, probably common sense, is preventing me from understanding how a human can do this.

]]> By: TOTALLYworthmy$17.50/h http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13394 TOTALLYworthmy$17.50/h Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:59:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13394 @Hoy1229 - CRACKED edited you? Maybe the AV club was on to something! Offtopic: I wish the AV club was a club of people who wore Aviator sunglasses. Basically a giant gathering of the douchetastic? I feel I would be at home in a place like that. @Hoy1229 - CRACKED edited you? Maybe the AV club was on to something!

Offtopic: I wish the AV club was a club of people who wore Aviator sunglasses. Basically a giant gathering of the douchetastic? I feel I would be at home in a place like that.

]]> By: kingmonkey+1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13384 kingmonkey+1 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:56:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13384 Plus, eating in the bathroom is unsanitary. I hope whatever asylum she's in now has stricter hygiene. Plus, eating in the bathroom is unsanitary. I hope whatever asylum she’s in now has stricter hygiene.

]]> By: juggadore http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13347 juggadore Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:57:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13347 "children, let me tell you of a dump i once took. oh it was a glorrrious dump!" dag yo. see. first the chick asks you to do the dishes for once. then she asks you to go to the store and get her some tampons. then she tells you she can't work anymore and you gotta get a better job. soon, she'll have no reason to leave the bathroom. grow some balls, less-crazy boyfriend. look. im sure he's a nice guy, i mean he cooked her food and probably brought it to her on a mcdonalds tray or whatever, but come on. whaaaaaaat the effff? the more i think about it, the less i have any clue how this happened. “children, let me tell you of a dump i once took. oh it was a glorrrious dump!”
dag yo. see. first the chick asks you to do the dishes for once. then she asks you to go to the store and get her some tampons. then she tells you she can’t work anymore and you gotta get a better job. soon, she’ll have no reason to leave the bathroom.

grow some balls, less-crazy boyfriend. look. im sure he’s a nice guy, i mean he cooked her food and probably brought it to her on a mcdonalds tray or whatever, but come on.

whaaaaaaat the effff? the more i think about it, the less i have any clue how this happened.

]]> By: juggadore http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13346 juggadore Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:52:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/14/i-hope-she-had-a-magazine-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-13346 thats hott. thats hott.

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