Who DOESN’T Need A Video Movie? The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Fred and Sharon Want to Know: Who Needs A Movie?
Fred and Sharon might pretend like there’s some question involved here, but the truth of the matter is that YOU need a movie. Let’s face the facts: a video movie could improve pretty much all of our lives. Who do you think you are? You think you don’t need a video movie to documenting your last wedding, stage production or Quinceañera? You think Fred and Sharon don’t know what’s best for you?
Wrong on both counts, bucko.
Think about all those recent events you’ve had. Remember that birthday party? Remember how your buddy Abe kept doing his hilarious Borat impression? What about your great aunt’s funeral? Remember how Abe was doing the Borat impression at that one, too? Well let me tell you something about memories: they fade. You might remember your friend Abe screaming “Eez nice! I like!” at various inapproriate events today, but what about tomorrow? Will you remember his dated pop culture references in a few years? Will you even remember Borat at all? You might read a passing reference to Borat in some general interest magazine ten years from now and be like, “That reminds me of something, but I can’t remember what.” Then your friend Abe will be like, “I from Kazakhstan! I have sex with my sister!” and you’ll be like “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?”
Eez nice.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:19 am
“Prom night, or a special evening out,” looks like the most awkward BDSM sex ever. Ever.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:25 am
what the fuck was that?
March 12th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Are you sure that video is legit? I axe because I may need a video made to sell my RV faster or for more money.
Is it just me, or is Sharon a little, shall we say, unenthusiastic?
Fred-our-wedding-anniversary-is-coming-up-we-should-make-a-movie. I get the impression that this is the same kind of fiery passion she shows during lovemaking.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:32 am
WordPress is not letting me post but it will post this bullshit comment just to piss me off!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:33 am
The goggles, they do nothing!!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Fucking see!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
kingmonkey: fredandsharonsmovies.com is a disappointing-but-real website, and the phone number in the video goes to someone named Fred’s voicemail. Could still be a hoax I guess, but if it is, someone put some time into it.
It does feel vaguely like a Tim & Eric sketch.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I did fill out the required fields you goddamn sorry excuse for a piece of software.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Well Mr. Smartass WordPress it may look like I’ve already said that and in all reality I have ,about five fucking times, but it it hasn’t posted goddamn time number one.
Fuck you WordPress
March 12th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
this is just bloody depressing.
but in a funny way.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Holy crap! Did you see the Ogopogo at the end there!? That has got to be the most convincing footage I’ve seen to date! If Fred and Sharon can get a prestigious mythical lake monster as a client, surely they are movie makers extraordinaire.
I shall be applying for their services forthwith. I have boil that needs to be lanced, and I wish to share each exciting moment of it with loved ones in distant lands.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Wait, Alanis. I still suspect this is a hoax. That may not be the real Ogopogo. I know that may be a bitter pill to swallow… a bitter, jagged little pill.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Isn’t it ironic Kingmonkey+1?
No, no it isn’t.
Also, bored middle-aged couple + video editing software = so many limitless possibilities.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
glendoor42 — You need to sneak your important, cool message into code in the posts that are being allowed. Unless you already have…
…HAH HAH HAH HAH, YES YOUR SISTER IS NUMBER 1 WHORE IN ALL KHAZAHKSTAN!
March 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I think it feels more than vaguely like a Tim and Eric sketch. In fact, I think it feels more like a Tim and Eric sketch than even a Tim and Eric sketch does. Tim and Eric need to hire this couple to produce the Tim and Eric show. Or maybe this is the couple that produces the Tim and Eric show and this is their raw stuff that isn’t watered down for the masses by Tim and Eric.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I just finished watching the rest of his videos on YouTube and I think they are strange.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
glendoor42, ry-tay using ig-pay atin-lay.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
FUCK GODDAMN WORDPRESS, I have tried again to post this comment and it still won’t let me fucking post it. The man (WordPress) is trying to keep me down.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Fuck it, I give up. I have been defeated by a piece of buggy software. The shame.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Don’t give up glendoor, keep keepin’ on. Life’s a garden, dig it.
Also, what the fuck was that, i am scared.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:53 am
here are all his videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/FredSpencerpu
make sure you check out ‘I could sure use a hug right now’ and ‘christmas greeting’.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:05 am
WOW…
seems it is not a new video ,many friends public this news on a tall dating site ~~~~ Tallmingle.com ~~~~ which has many other good projects but dating
But a good video.lol…
March 13th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Damn, I watched I sure could use a hug right now… it’s bizarre, and Fred mispelled his own name!
March 13th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
If tallmingle.com approves of Fred and Sharon, then how could I go wrong?
Their animation looks really professional, too. In fact, I think Dire Straits may have asked Fred and Sharon to do their music video for Money for Nothing…
March 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I don’t know, kidargyle. If past posts have been any indicator, I believe cora may not be the best judge of coolness. In fact, I think she might even be shilling for tallmingle– just for the money!
Examine her posts. Most of the time, she just phones them in, there’s no real belief in what she writes. Heck, she sometimes uses the exact same lines! How sad is that? At least try to make us want to mingle with tall people, cora.
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