Comments on: Justin Timberlake Denies Reports That He Is Dating God

By: Nick

Nick — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 23:20:53 +0000

I could never hate on anyone who inspired me to give a little piece of me to my gf via a box.

By: Hoy1229

Hoy1229 — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:24:49 +0000

Come on people, just admit it…..whatever JT is doing, it’s working, and you wish you had thought of it first….

I know that’s how I feel about that no-talent bitch Jessica Alba that all men openly drool over and compare all women to…what we need is a woman Cracked blogger to speak up for all of us unbelievably interesting but (sigh) average looking women out there

(and just to qualify, by average looking I mean unrealistically gorgeous but typically unairbrushed)

By: Wooten

Wooten — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:02:12 +0000

@ Smith: I refuse to believe that anyone who likes Dream Theater can like Justin Timberlake. It’s an impossibility. Anyone making such claims should be burned at the stake…

By: TOTALLYworthmy$17.50/h

TOTALLYworthmy$17.50/h — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:59:59 +0000

Justin Timberlake has never done anything for me musically, and physically he kind of reminds me of one of those small rat-like dogs that celebutards carry. However, I am conflicted. One of his pictures on his latest (I think?) CD has a picture of him where he is psychotically attacking a disco ball (if I remember correctly?) which amused me for quite a while. That, and Dick in a Box leads me to believe he is probably an allright dude.

By: danceanyonewannadance

danceanyonewannadance — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:09:24 +0000

Justin Timberlake is a hack plain and simple, he came from a wussy ass boy band and took all his pansy ass boy bank formulated tactics for singing music with him.
He sucks plain and simple.
Long live Nirvana

By: Hoy1229

Hoy1229 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:54:41 +0000

What’s this about touching someone’s ass with a stick?? Where can one sign up for the pass time of touching asses with ruler length sticks? I want to sign up for that activity please….Is there some sort of league I need to join to be a part of this touching asses with measured sticks party, b/c I think that would be the most self-amusing thing I have participated in for quite some time…

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:24:01 +0000

It’s the bout of the century! (if century can be taken to mean day)

In the blue corner, wearing a thick pelt of luxuriant fur: the thundering stallion, Wayne “From Maine” Glaaaaadstooooonnn-ah!

…and in the white corner, wearing nothing but a charming smile: the challenger, Michael “Fartypants” Swaaaaaaaaaiiimm-ah!

By: » Timberlake Speaks Out! But at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, so Very Few People Hear. | Cracked.com

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:00:39 +0000

[…] Ceremony accomplished two important feats: giving Justin Timberlake a forum for responding to Gladstone’s hateful comments about him, and bringing the debate as to whether Madonna or Leonard Cohen is a more important […]

By: Commander Ross

Commander Ross — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:32:18 +0000

Well Tilly, you settled that in a rather mature way.

I’m proud of you.

Oh, and my line is i’m a frustrated genius.

Heh.

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:24:54 +0000

Did we ever determine exactly who provides the… ’services’ if someone attains a high enough post count? I may or may not want pics, depending on what (or who) is going down.