Comments on: Your Kindle is a Filthy Liar

By: benihana

benihana — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:02:13 +0000

And of course mr. supposedly ‘liberal’ manages to once again throw in his racist commentary but making it look ‘funny’ ‘look people I don’t roll up my windows or lock my doors when a young black male approaches my car, I DON’T okayyyy’.

By: Commander Ross

Commander Ross — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:24:26 +0000

He has an amazing collection of kilts does Sam Jackson.

No one understands why.

Maybe the freedom.

FREEEEEEEDOM! FROM PANTS!

By: Misnomer

Misnomer — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:18:01 +0000

With a massive head.

By: kingmonkey+1

kingmonkey+1 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:58:18 +0000

Sort of like Sam Jackson in a kilt?

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:16:39 +0000

Glenmoor42 is my half scottish, half black, half brother.

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:26:12 +0000

Glenmoor42? I thought Pharaoh Mustafa was the only black person here.

By: phoenix

phoenix — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:36:35 +0000

good job mickey- loved the article and your wit

By: Misnomer

Misnomer — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:09:18 +0000

Glenmoor42 thank you. That shit was comedy. Let me horribly misquote someone famous and say, “Me falling into a hole and dying is a tragedy, you falling into a hole and dying is comedy.” Personally when someone falls, trips, slides, horribly embarasses themself or in general busts their ass, my first response is usually to try not and erupt in happy hysterical fits of glee. Unless I know them. Then I make sure they don’t have a head wound first.

By: Anon

Anon — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:24:20 +0000

Swaim: Alright, then I’ll cop to it being imagery. As for the grammar duel, bring it on!

Glad: My use of an ellipsis is a stylistic device to indicate my thoughts/voice trailing off, and my use of “And” at the beginning of a sentence is another stylistic device to indicate more emphasis on that particular phrase. It is generally accepted that neither of those two things are hard-and-fast grammar “rules” anymore; they have become stylistic choices in the move towards making informal written language which more closely resembles informal speech. This movement has come about largely because of electronic media, and therefore such stylistic choices are even more acceptable on the intarwebz than in regular print.

So, there.

By: SFC. glendoor42 Ret.

SFC. glendoor42 Ret. — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:49:02 +0000

If you throw in a talking dog that host an incredibly bizarre game show and dates a blonde
human, with your tentacle-rape poetry you’ll end up owning Japan.