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By: chicken tender

chicken tender — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:53:29 +0000

Hannah Montana broke Jem Finch’s arm.

By: meowmix

meowmix — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:40:55 +0000

Hannah Montana faked the lunar landing.

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» Hannah Montana Should Date the Cracked Readers | Cracked.com — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:19:57 +0000

[…] The article, a continuation on the “Miley Cyrus is Lonely and Reptilian” piece from last week’s National Ledger, describes Cyrus’s methods for finding a new boyfriend. Apparently, she […]

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:02:41 +0000

@ Daniel O’Brien Oh God yes , lets get back to hating on a fifteen year old girl.

Which, now that I think about it, after raising two daughters, hating on a fifteen year old girl is not that hard. Pretty damn easy now that I think about it.

As matter of fact, Hell ,if there is such a place, is probably full of fifteen year old girls.

Boys are easier to raise. You can pretty much give them the same advice from the time they are 12 until they’re 30. Don’t blow anything up and don’t get anything pregnant.

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:34:18 +0000

I did notice that her face in that picture seems weird, and flat. It looks poorly drawn, if you ask me, like the artist has no reference for drawing a human face.

By: Daniel O'Brien

Daniel O'Brien — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:19:21 +0000

I think we’re all starting to lose focus on what’s REALLY important here, you guys. Have you ever noticed that “Cyrus” rhymes with “Virus” and that if you take “Montana” and rearrange the letters* you get “Terminal Cancer”? Just something to think about.

*And make a few other minor alterations.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:11:40 +0000

Everyone from the North, no matter race, creed, religion, national origin or sexual orientation is a you people . Otherwise known as Yankees . That was what was meant by the you people statement.

BTW: This is all in jest I hope you know that.

By: lbh

lbh — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:55:49 +0000

Oh, that’s just in Boston and, with the exception of the Kennedy’s, they’re only allowed to leave the city with special visas. Kind of like an apartheid for white people.

There is a lovely St.Patrick’s Parade in Holyoke every year, but that’s mostly a hollow tradition. Most of the Irish there fled years ago,from the influx of Puerto Ricans(go ahead, I dare you) .

BTW: I’m not a “you people”. I come from a long line of the most pathetically, homogenized W.A.S.P.’s ever.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:28:53 +0000

“prolific breeders you folks apparently ” What? ain’t most of you you people Irish Catholic,
and we’re prolific breeders?

The list came from Wikipedia who’s founder, in case you missed it , is from Alabama.

By: lbh

lbh — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:14:51 +0000

damn… *rhythm*

that’s it, I’m goin’ to bed.