Comments on: Samuel L. Jackson Releases Video Endorsement of Presidential Candidate! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:34:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: molly http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-34786 molly Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:41:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-34786 I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club---------- Mixedmingle.com--------- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there. I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club———- Mixedmingle.com——— where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11831 orangemtl Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:42:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11831 Hellishly funny video. The subsequent dick jokes are a bit stale, though. Hellishly funny video. The subsequent dick jokes are a bit stale, though.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11752 glendoor42 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:24:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11752 Hey, come on I was joking, don't cry............ about your freakishly small penis! Hey, come on I was joking, don’t cry………… about your freakishly small penis!

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11738 kingmonkey +1 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:48:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11738 The thing about Hannah Montana is true. She drugged me and had me surgically reduced so her penis would look bigger by comparison. Oh, did I mention Hannah Montana is a tranny? Luckily, I don't take internet commenters seriously, right? Heh heh. ...sniff... The thing about Hannah Montana is true. She drugged me and had me surgically reduced so her penis would look bigger by comparison. Oh, did I mention Hannah Montana is a tranny?

Luckily, I don’t take internet commenters seriously, right? Heh heh.

…sniff…

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11727 glendoor42 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:57:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11727 You opened the door for that. Hey, I heard kingmonkey's penis is so small that the expensive hat for his penis is the monopoly hat. Every time I mention kingmonkey's penis to Mrs. glendoor42 her eyes squint up and she reaches for her glasses. I heard that kingmonkey's penis is so small that South American crossing dressing midgets penises look like that tree that fell on the truck in South Afrika by comparison. I heard the reason Ian Cooper left Cracked is because he couldn't stop laughing about how small kingmonkey's penis is he had to get psychiatric help. I heard that when Michael Swaim saw kingmonkey's dick it was such a sad and profound life changing experience for him he is now donating all his profits from "Those aren't Muskets" to the NAACP. ( he also cried because he found out that kingmonkey was the one who is going to give him anal for the 300 comments post). I heard that the reason that Ross Wolinsky nooner video screen's are so small is because he doesn't want kingmonkey to feel intimidated. Kingmonkey's small penis is the reason Daniel O'Brien hates Hannah Montana. Kingmonkey's small penis inspired Gladstone to lose weight, he wanted to find his own penis again. ( hey it could have been a dead baby, hairy chest joke, sorry) Kingmonkey's small penis is the reason that Lex Friedman has that insufferable smirk on his face. Filipino prisoners dance with joy that their penis is larger than kingmonkeys (who's isn't, we should all dance). Kingmonkey's name change to kingmonkey +1 is a pathetic attempt to compensate for his small penis. Kingmonkey's small penis is the reason Kate Moss can't conceive. And finally(for now) Hannah Montana is the reason for kingmonkey +1( yeah right) small penis. You opened the door for that.

Hey, I heard kingmonkey’s penis is so small that the expensive hat for his penis is the monopoly hat.

Every time I mention kingmonkey’s penis to Mrs. glendoor42 her eyes squint up and she reaches for her glasses.

I heard that kingmonkey’s penis is so small that South American crossing dressing midgets
penises look like that tree that fell on the truck in South Afrika by comparison.

I heard the reason Ian Cooper left Cracked is because he couldn’t stop laughing about how small kingmonkey’s penis is he had to get psychiatric help.

I heard that when Michael Swaim saw kingmonkey’s dick it was such a sad and profound life changing experience for him he is now donating all his profits from “Those aren’t Muskets” to the NAACP. ( he also cried because he found out that kingmonkey was the one who is going to give him anal for the 300 comments post).

I heard that the reason that Ross Wolinsky nooner video screen’s are so small is because he doesn’t want kingmonkey to feel intimidated.

Kingmonkey’s small penis is the reason Daniel O’Brien hates Hannah Montana.

Kingmonkey’s small penis inspired Gladstone to lose weight, he wanted to find his own penis again. ( hey it could have been a dead baby, hairy chest joke, sorry)

Kingmonkey’s small penis is the reason that Lex Friedman has that insufferable smirk on his face.

Filipino prisoners dance with joy that their penis is larger than kingmonkeys (who’s isn’t, we should all dance).

Kingmonkey’s name change to kingmonkey +1 is a pathetic attempt to compensate for his small penis.

Kingmonkey’s small penis is the reason Kate Moss can’t conceive.

And finally(for now) Hannah Montana is the reason for kingmonkey +1( yeah right) small penis.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11711 kingmonkey +1 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:46:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11711 Hey, stop making fun of my freakishly small penis! Hey, stop making fun of my freakishly small penis!

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11692 glendoor42 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:14:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11692 Well that good cause she said that's all you got. Well that good cause she said that’s all you got.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11590 kingmonkey +1 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:22:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11590 I just need the tip. I just need the tip.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11539 glendoor42 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:36:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11539 Yeah and Mrs.glendoor42 said you do too, she said it didn't take much though, like the little packets of salt and pepper you get from fast food places. A half a one a piece. bam. Yeah and Mrs.glendoor42 said you do too, she said it didn’t take much though, like the little packets of salt and pepper you get from fast food places. A half a one a piece.

bam.

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11501 kingmonkey Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:26:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/samuel-l-jackson-releases-video-endorsement-of-presidential-candidate/#comment-11501 Yeah, I've heard glendoor42 likes seasoning rubbed into his meat. BAM! Yeah, I’ve heard glendoor42 likes seasoning rubbed into his meat.

BAM!

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