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	<title>Comments on: Gwyneth Paltrow Helps Kate Moss Have Crack Baby</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/</link>
	<description>The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: biglover</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-35511</link>
		<dc:creator>biglover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kate Moss is beautiful, but her boobs are too small. 

I like big curvy beauties @ P l u s M e e t . c om_____, a wonderful online club for big boob women, big booty women and big manful guys to mingle and seek fun&#38;more!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kate Moss is beautiful, but her boobs are too small. </p>
<p>I like big curvy beauties @ P l u s M e e t . c om_____, a wonderful online club for big boob women, big booty women and big manful guys to mingle and seek fun&amp;more!</p>
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		<title>By: david</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-12721</link>
		<dc:creator>david</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I’m fertile. I could donate some of my time helping Kate. 2 months should do it, right? I’m sure I could handle the stress involved
&lt;a href="http://www.bioyun.net" rel="nofollow"&gt;oyun&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I’m fertile. I could donate some of my time helping Kate. 2 months should do it, right? I’m sure I could handle the stress involved<br />
<a href="http://www.bioyun.net" rel="nofollow">oyun</a></p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11899</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hannah Montana made Cracked.com get FollicleMan's hopes up, then she shattered his dreams. Damn you, Hannah... damn you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hannah Montana made Cracked.com get FollicleMan&#8217;s hopes up, then she shattered his dreams. Damn you, Hannah&#8230; damn you.</p>
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		<title>By: FollicleMan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11876</link>
		<dc:creator>FollicleMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Geez, nobody with a "Hannah Montana will get Kate Moss pregnant with the Antichrist"? Are we over that now?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Geez, nobody with a &#8220;Hannah Montana will get Kate Moss pregnant with the Antichrist&#8221;? Are we over that now?</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11860</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't apologise, the stick figure is much less offensive and probably more realistic too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t apologise, the stick figure is much less offensive and probably more realistic too.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11720</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i had to replace the image of kate moss. sorry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i had to replace the image of kate moss. sorry.</p>
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		<title>By: Commander Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11694</link>
		<dc:creator>Commander Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, I ruined a joke 

:-(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, I ruined a joke </p>
<p> <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Pharaoh Mustafa</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11656</link>
		<dc:creator>Pharaoh Mustafa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ethiopians playing jazz?

Hmm...

http://www.afropop.org/img/ea/ethiopia/2006E-11-400.jpg

By the way, Kate Moss isn't even that hot, but she is addicted to the coca, so I guess she'd do some FREAKY things for that nose candy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ethiopians playing jazz?</p>
<p>Hmm&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.afropop.org/img/ea/ethiopia/2006E-11-400.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.afropop.org/img/ea/ethiopia/2006E-11-400.jpg</a></p>
<p>By the way, Kate Moss isn&#8217;t even that hot, but she is addicted to the coca, so I guess she&#8217;d do some FREAKY things for that nose candy</p>
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		<title>By: Commander Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11642</link>
		<dc:creator>Commander Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can't wait for that calypso version of 'Take Five'.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t wait for that calypso version of &#8216;Take Five&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/05/gwyneth-paltrow-helps-kate-moss-have-crack-baby/#comment-11587</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, she has a kid, but focusing on that ruins the joke. Damn you. BTW, Ian wrote the earlier post you're referring to, but he left Cracked to go teach jazz to Ethiopians so screw him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, she has a kid, but focusing on that ruins the joke. Damn you. BTW, Ian wrote the earlier post you&#8217;re referring to, but he left Cracked to go teach jazz to Ethiopians so screw him.</p>
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