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	<title>Comments on: How Idiots Pull Down Palm Trees: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: cody</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31753</link>
		<dc:creator>cody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 18:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BEAUTIFUL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BEAUTIFUL!</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31481</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 07:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha. These are Afrikaans people from South Africa... Some would say that their actions are a fairly accurate representation of the truth :).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha. These are Afrikaans people from South Africa&#8230; Some would say that their actions are a fairly accurate representation of the truth :).</p>
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		<title>By: The names Joe...Wojoe for short</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13304</link>
		<dc:creator>The names Joe...Wojoe for short</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#62;.&#60;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;.&lt;</p>
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		<title>By: The names Joe...Wojoe for short</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13302</link>
		<dc:creator>The names Joe...Wojoe for short</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is there a difference between the soft taco and the burritto?? Because the only one I see is that the Soft taco has a horrid design flaw of trying to be a taco...but limp and pale. The contents of the soft taco fall out as easily as I fell out of ron jeremy's girlfriends ear hole!! It is much more efficient to wrap the end and transmorph it into a burritto.

I just...dont know anymore</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there a difference between the soft taco and the burritto?? Because the only one I see is that the Soft taco has a horrid design flaw of trying to be a taco&#8230;but limp and pale. The contents of the soft taco fall out as easily as I fell out of ron jeremy&#8217;s girlfriends ear hole!! It is much more efficient to wrap the end and transmorph it into a burritto.</p>
<p>I just&#8230;dont know anymore</p>
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		<title>By: DudeMcMan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13281</link>
		<dc:creator>DudeMcMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, uh, orangemtl - I love my country as much as any other I think... but all that anit-american shit we get to deal with? You're not really helping all that much by complaining about it, and putting up idealistic views of what our country does.

You know, besides blunder military incursions for transparent profit gains.

I mean, every country has it's problems and sure, I guess we get singled out a fair amount - but that sarcasm doesn't really help our case man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, uh, orangemtl - I love my country as much as any other I think&#8230; but all that anit-american shit we get to deal with? You&#8217;re not really helping all that much by complaining about it, and putting up idealistic views of what our country does.</p>
<p>You know, besides blunder military incursions for transparent profit gains.</p>
<p>I mean, every country has it&#8217;s problems and sure, I guess we get singled out a fair amount - but that sarcasm doesn&#8217;t really help our case man.</p>
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		<title>By: Yung</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12664</link>
		<dc:creator>Yung</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Ross, what's a burrito?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Ross, what&#8217;s a burrito?</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12548</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm glad I stopped to read your follow-up comment, Pablo. I was going to laugh, because Cmdr. Ross is a Scotchman.

Also, some people don't like Americans, but me... I live next door to them. Still, even if you don't like their cars, foreign policy, health care, popular entertainment... wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah, at least they produce memorable internet articles.

Cracked, America's only internet site since ever!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad I stopped to read your follow-up comment, Pablo. I was going to laugh, because Cmdr. Ross is a Scotchman.</p>
<p>Also, some people don&#8217;t like Americans, but me&#8230; I live next door to them. Still, even if you don&#8217;t like their cars, foreign policy, health care, popular entertainment&#8230; wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah, at least they produce memorable internet articles.</p>
<p>Cracked, America&#8217;s only internet site since ever!</p>
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		<title>By: Commander Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12547</link>
		<dc:creator>Commander Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for realising that mistake.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for realising that mistake.</p>
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		<title>By: Pablo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pablo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey I am sorry, that was aimed at orangemtl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey I am sorry, that was aimed at orangemtl.</p>
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		<title>By: Pablo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/04/how-idiots-pull-down-palm-trees-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12518</link>
		<dc:creator>Pablo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Commander Ross, it's that sort of attitude that characterises Americans as dumbasses. This almighty only race on the planet worth a damn sentiment. I mean, your obviously so caught up in this crazy patriotic fervour that you failed to use your brain and realise that these particular dumbasses are not American... Moron.

As for the truck comment, you think anyone in the world apart from an American would want an American truck? Your sadly mistaken. Your car industry is a joke, there simply to satiate your desires for stupidly heavy and large, poor performing, inefficient, ugly, badly built but AMERICAN vehicles. Japanese vehicles clearly have the lead in terms of technology and build quality which is why.. they are outselling your domestic vehicles, I guess some Americans are not so dumb. Europeans vehicles lead in ride rifinement and interior build quality but hey, I guess you can live with leaf springs on your sports cars, it's not like you have to turn corners or anything. Your car interiors suck too!

As for the aid crap, I'm guessing you just don't know anything about the issue in hand.
http://www.globalissues.org/TradeRelated/Debt/USAid.asp
Check that out is you would like to see some real figures, oh and don't worry, the data is US based.

Just one more moron being brainwashed in a fascist state.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Commander Ross, it&#8217;s that sort of attitude that characterises Americans as dumbasses. This almighty only race on the planet worth a damn sentiment. I mean, your obviously so caught up in this crazy patriotic fervour that you failed to use your brain and realise that these particular dumbasses are not American&#8230; Moron.</p>
<p>As for the truck comment, you think anyone in the world apart from an American would want an American truck? Your sadly mistaken. Your car industry is a joke, there simply to satiate your desires for stupidly heavy and large, poor performing, inefficient, ugly, badly built but AMERICAN vehicles. Japanese vehicles clearly have the lead in terms of technology and build quality which is why.. they are outselling your domestic vehicles, I guess some Americans are not so dumb. Europeans vehicles lead in ride rifinement and interior build quality but hey, I guess you can live with leaf springs on your sports cars, it&#8217;s not like you have to turn corners or anything. Your car interiors suck too!</p>
<p>As for the aid crap, I&#8217;m guessing you just don&#8217;t know anything about the issue in hand.<br />
<a href="http://www.globalissues.org/TradeRelated/Debt/USAid.asp" rel="nofollow">http://www.globalissues.org/TradeRelated/Debt/USAid.asp</a><br />
Check that out is you would like to see some real figures, oh and don&#8217;t worry, the data is US based.</p>
<p>Just one more moron being brainwashed in a fascist state.</p>
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