Comments on: And Once Again, I Lose To Oprah http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:49:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: molly http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-34787 molly Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:41:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-34787 I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club---------- Mixedmingle.com--------- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there. I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club———- Mixedmingle.com——— where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11250 kingmonkey +1 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:47:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11250 "Yeehah potatoes?" Are you saying something about the Irish, you bastard? “Yeehah potatoes?”

Are you saying something about the Irish, you bastard?

]]> By: StoatLad http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11233 StoatLad Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:13:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11233 Slightly-more-than-kingmonkey, you are frighteningly correct. With the right feats (and epic spells), they'll finally crush all minorities once and for all. Archmage Swaim will usher in a new era of darkness and horror, and our level 3 party will be powerless to stop him. In all seriousness, I think I'm going to write that into a campaign now. Slightly-more-than-kingmonkey, you are frighteningly correct. With the right feats (and epic spells), they’ll finally crush all minorities once and for all. Archmage Swaim will usher in a new era of darkness and horror, and our level 3 party will be powerless to stop him.

In all seriousness, I think I’m going to write that into a campaign now.

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11216 Michael Swaim Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:22:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11216 "Yeehah potatoes!" needs to catch on. “Yeehah potatoes!” needs to catch on.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11205 kingmonkey +1 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:46:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11205 Pharaoh Mustafa, I'm confused... Grand Wizards: they can cast 9th level spells, right? Pharaoh Mustafa, I’m confused… Grand Wizards: they can cast 9th level spells, right?

]]> By: Toatally not Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11168 Toatally not Andy Pants Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:33:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11168 Hey check out what I figured out how to do 8) 8) 8) It was meant to say Live eight. Hey check out what I figured out how to do 8) 8) 8)

It was meant to say Live eight.

]]> By: Toatally not Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11167 Toatally not Andy Pants Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:32:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11167 I can see (Black God) Oprah coming up with this concept. "Hmmmmm. Do I save the Peruvian blind orphans, or the limbless African landmine victims? Decisions, decisions...." Then Bono would say "Wait a minute why choose? We can just pit them against one another. YEEEhah potatoes! I Just loves me some saving the world" Then they would all start a big charity event which doesn't actually raise any money (like Live 8) but get's heaps of publicity for the washed up egotistical has-been musicians that take part in it. Just so they can both be all smug and preachy about it. HEY BONO, HOW MUCH OF THE PROFITS FROM YOUR LAST ALBUM WENT TO CHARITY?!?!?!?! OH WHAT'S THAT? NONE! FUCKING NONE! WHY DOES EVERY FUNDRAISING EVENT YOU'RE INVOLVED IN CRASH AND FUCKING BURN? RED LABEL OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALED? BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING MUSICIAN NOT A FUCKING BUSINESS MAN, YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG. Just GIVE people money instead of waving it around LIKE A GIANT FREUDIAN COCK! God, I hate Bono. What was this article about again? I can see (Black God) Oprah coming up with this concept. “Hmmmmm. Do I save the Peruvian blind orphans, or the limbless African landmine victims? Decisions, decisions….”

Then Bono would say “Wait a minute why choose? We can just pit them against one another. YEEEhah potatoes! I Just loves me some saving the world”

Then they would all start a big charity event which doesn’t actually raise any money (like Live 8) but get’s heaps of publicity for the washed up egotistical has-been musicians that take part in it. Just so they can both be all smug and preachy about it.

HEY BONO, HOW MUCH OF THE PROFITS FROM YOUR LAST ALBUM WENT TO CHARITY?!?!?!?! OH WHAT’S THAT? NONE! FUCKING NONE! WHY DOES EVERY FUNDRAISING EVENT YOU’RE INVOLVED IN CRASH AND FUCKING BURN? RED LABEL OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALED? BECAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING MUSICIAN NOT A FUCKING BUSINESS MAN, YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG. Just GIVE people money instead of waving it around LIKE A GIANT FREUDIAN COCK!

God, I hate Bono.

What was this article about again?

]]> By: coolhair http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11126 coolhair Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:27:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11126 Oprah is orginally from my home state of Mississippi which is the poorest state in the nation, next to Arkansas. I never hear of Oprah doing anything for people here, despite the "charity work" she is known for. I have seen one "Oprah Winfrey Road" sign near her hometown of Kosiusko, and it was a dirt road. Oprah is orginally from my home state of Mississippi which is the poorest state in the nation, next to Arkansas. I never hear of Oprah doing anything for people here, despite the “charity work” she is known for. I have seen one “Oprah Winfrey Road” sign near her hometown of Kosiusko, and it was a dirt road.

]]> By: Otto E. Roddick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11089 Otto E. Roddick Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:18:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11089 Every time I see a picture of Oprah (especially when she had the bowl cut) I'm struck by her resemblance to the Flintstones' neighbour Weirdly Gruesome. Meeester Fleeentstone! Every time I see a picture of Oprah (especially when she had the bowl cut) I’m struck by her resemblance to the Flintstones’ neighbour Weirdly Gruesome. Meeester Fleeentstone!

]]> By: illbeatz2g http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11085 illbeatz2g Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:57:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/03/and-once-again-i-lose-to-oprah/#comment-11085 Man, that guy with the anti-capitalist spam must be kicking himself that he didn't wait a few days - this would have tied in perfectly with his 'Oprah's a DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB' theme. Assuming that it is actually a guy, and not Hannah Montana... Man, that guy with the anti-capitalist spam must be kicking himself that he didn’t wait a few days - this would have tied in perfectly with his ‘Oprah’s a DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB’ theme. Assuming that it is actually a guy, and not Hannah Montana…

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