Comments on: “My God, They’re Dead. They’re All Dead…Well, At Least We Have Billions Of Seeds.” http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:43:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Debbie S. http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-38661 Debbie S. Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:40:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-38661 RE: "The first part of your title to the article, “My God they’re dead. They’re all dead…Is that a quote from a movie and if so which one? If not please tell me it’s from a video game or something so I know I’m not crazy." The quote "They're dead, they're all dead" is from Mission Impossible. I wouldn't be surprised if it was in something else as well. RE: “The first part of your title to the article, “My God they’re dead. They’re all dead…Is that a quote from a movie and if so which one? If not please tell me it’s from a video game or something so I know I’m not crazy.”

The quote “They’re dead, they’re all dead” is from Mission Impossible. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was in something else as well.

]]> By: live4good http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-35881 live4good Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:12:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-35881 We should always remember: we have only one earth mother. She will treat us in the way we treat her. I and my online friends in big people meet club ___PlusMeet.c o m___ often discuss environmental issues and problems at the forum. Though P l u s M e e t . c o m is a hot dating site for big curvy women and their admirers. We will not forget our responsibilities as a human on earth. We should always remember: we have only one earth mother. She will treat us in the way we treat her.

I and my online friends in big people meet club ___PlusMeet.c o m___ often discuss environmental issues and problems at the forum. Though P l u s M e e t . c o m is a hot dating site for big curvy women and their admirers. We will not forget our responsibilities as a human on earth.

]]> By: Dallas http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-22032 Dallas Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:08:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-22032 The first part of your title to the article, "My God they're dead. They're all dead...Is that a quote from a movie and if so which one? If not please tell me it's from a video game or something so I know I'm not crazy. My mental state is already seriously in question because not only did I see Titan A.E, but I have it on DVD. The first part of your title to the article, “My God they’re dead. They’re all dead…Is that a quote from a movie and if so which one? If not please tell me it’s from a video game or something so I know I’m not crazy.

My mental state is already seriously in question because not only did I see Titan A.E, but I have it on DVD.

]]> By: Gorsia http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-12992 Gorsia Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:54:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-12992 (about what I said earlier) think Ninja Warrior meets Resident Evil. (about what I said earlier) think Ninja Warrior meets Resident Evil.

]]> By: Gorsia http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-12991 Gorsia Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:53:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-12991 It is kind of an interesting idea. I guess they're fairly optimistic with their assumptions about human survival rate. They might have other apocalypse bunker plans in the future. If I had the billions to have some kind of end of the world bunker, I'd at least set it up like some kind of intelligence and survival test, and if people aren't smart enough to make it through they die in some horrible fashion, perhaps becoming food for the next contestants. Expect to see someone rip off my idea and make a straight to DVD movie about it. If they were really worried about people dying out on earth, they should try moving to Mars. It is kind of an interesting idea. I guess they’re fairly optimistic with their assumptions about human survival rate. They might have other apocalypse bunker plans in the future.

If I had the billions to have some kind of end of the world bunker, I’d at least set it up like some kind of intelligence and survival test, and if people aren’t smart enough to make it through they die in some horrible fashion, perhaps becoming food for the next contestants. Expect to see someone rip off my idea and make a straight to DVD movie about it.

If they were really worried about people dying out on earth, they should try moving to Mars.

]]> By: Brandon http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-12013 Brandon Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:04:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-12013 Mike, you saw Titan AE too?!?!? I thought i was the only one.. Mike, you saw Titan AE too?!?!?

I thought i was the only one..

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-11004 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-11004 Blackdaisy, no one's denying the importance of crop diversity. I think we're all just a little more preoccupied with the fact that there will be no living creatures left to eat the crops. The only living things (radscorpions, mole rats of various sizes, and deathclaws) will be less interested in eating vegetation, and more preoccupied with feasting on the few irradiated, mutant survivors of the radioactivity. Blackdaisy, no one’s denying the importance of crop diversity. I think we’re all just a little more preoccupied with the fact that there will be no living creatures left to eat the crops. The only living things (radscorpions, mole rats of various sizes, and deathclaws) will be less interested in eating vegetation, and more preoccupied with feasting on the few irradiated, mutant survivors of the radioactivity.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-10971 glendoor42 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:08:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-10971 I mispelled hear, godammit. I mispelled hear, godammit.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-10970 glendoor42 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:07:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-10970 Tomatoes, I personally am not real crazy about tomatoes but do on occasion eat them on a cheeseburger. I like them to be sliced pretty thin and for them to be firm, not slimy and running. I do not mind them diced, like on a taco, and put on the cheeseburger like with shredded lettuce on diced onion. That's usually pretty good. @kingmonkey If that is a bug in Mrs. glendoor42's lapel pin be prepared to here interesting conversations like this "what do you want for dinner? " "I don't know, what do you want for dinner?" " I don't know" TEN MINUTES LATER " Well what do you want for dinner?" " I don't know, what do you want for dinner ?" " I don't really care" FIVE MINUTES LATER "How about Chinese?" " I had Chinese for lunch" " Well why did you say you didn't care?" "I don't know anything but Chinese is fine with me" " Well how barbecue?" " No, I don't want barbecue" " I thought you said anything was fine with you except Chinese?" " Well Chinese or barbecue" "Well just goddamn!" TWO MINUTES LATER " Well what do YOU want for dinner? What about McDonalds?" " I had McDonalds lunch" " Well shit" I assure you there is twenty more minutes of this bullshit every fucking day and after two days of listening to this if you haven't poked your ears out with an ice pick just wait for the weekly budget conversations. God I miss Iraq. Tomatoes, I personally am not real crazy about tomatoes but do on occasion eat them on a cheeseburger. I like them to be sliced pretty thin and for them to be firm, not slimy and running. I do not mind them diced, like on a taco, and put on the cheeseburger like with shredded lettuce on diced onion. That’s usually pretty good.

@kingmonkey If that is a bug in Mrs. glendoor42’s lapel pin be prepared to here interesting
conversations like this
“what do you want for dinner? ”
“I don’t know, what do you want for dinner?”
” I don’t know”
TEN MINUTES LATER
” Well what do you want for dinner?”
” I don’t know, what do you want for dinner ?”
” I don’t really care”
FIVE MINUTES LATER
“How about Chinese?”
” I had Chinese for lunch”
” Well why did you say you didn’t care?”
“I don’t know anything but Chinese is fine with me”
” Well how barbecue?”
” No, I don’t want barbecue”
” I thought you said anything was fine with you except Chinese?”
” Well Chinese or barbecue”
“Well just goddamn!”
TWO MINUTES LATER
” Well what do YOU want for dinner? What about McDonalds?”
” I had McDonalds lunch”
” Well shit”

I assure you there is twenty more minutes of this bullshit every fucking day and after two days of listening to this if you haven’t poked your ears out with an ice pick just wait for the weekly budget conversations.

God I miss Iraq.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-10958 glendoor42 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:37:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/28/my-god-theyre-dead-theyre-all-deadwell-at-least-we-have-seeds/#comment-10958 Yeah, but it don't have fuck all to do with that cheeseburger that Swaim's offering. What kind of pickles will it have on it? Dill, bread and butter (Gross) sweet pickles(Gross), relish, (these people should be shot). Will it be on the the cheeseburger or on the side pickle spear type thing? Will it be a kosher pickle, for any Jewish folks that would like to compete? Will it be one of those huge mutant Chernobyl pickles that cover the whole cheeseburger. These things are awful, God did not intend pickles to be that big. How will the pickle slices be cut, ripple cut or smooth. This does not affect the taste but if they are ripple cut you cannot have pickle races. ( this is where you take the smooth cut pickle off the cheeseburger and have at least two people flick it at a plate glass window and watch them slide down the window, last one left on the window wins) Being that there is only one cheeseburger I guess pickle races are a moot point. Yeah, but it don’t have fuck all to do with that cheeseburger that Swaim’s offering.

What kind of pickles will it have on it? Dill, bread and butter (Gross) sweet pickles(Gross), relish, (these people should be shot).
Will it be on the the cheeseburger or on the side pickle spear type thing? Will it be a kosher
pickle, for any Jewish folks that would like to compete? Will it be one of those huge mutant
Chernobyl pickles that cover the whole cheeseburger. These things are awful, God did not intend pickles to be that big.
How will the pickle slices be cut, ripple cut or smooth. This does not affect the taste but if they are ripple cut you cannot have pickle races. ( this is where you take the smooth cut pickle off the cheeseburger and have at least two people flick it at a plate glass window and watch them slide down the window, last one left on the window wins)
Being that there is only one cheeseburger I guess pickle races are a moot point.

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