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	<title>Comments on: If It Has Two Teams It&#8217;s A Sport: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Dooney And Bourke Bags</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-it-has-two-teams-its-a-sport-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30515</link>
		<dc:creator>Dooney And Bourke Bags</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 16:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Dooney And Bourke Bags...&lt;/strong&gt;

I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dooney And Bourke Bags&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Thoroughbred Breed</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-it-has-two-teams-its-a-sport-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14618</link>
		<dc:creator>Thoroughbred Breed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Thoroughbred Breed...&lt;/strong&gt;

Having a road to untold web pages referring to this is solid gold....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Thoroughbred Breed&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Having a road to untold web pages referring to this is solid gold&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-it-has-two-teams-its-a-sport-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-10683</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Or should that be...

Mustafa Al Wrath 'a Khan ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or should that be&#8230;</p>
<p>Mustafa Al Wrath &#8216;a Khan ?</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-it-has-two-teams-its-a-sport-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-10681</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mustafa El Wratha' Khan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mustafa El Wratha&#8217; Khan</p>
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		<title>By: meh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-it-has-two-teams-its-a-sport-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-10676</link>
		<dc:creator>meh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glendoor my buddy was a ranger for 4 yrs. 2 tours each in Afghanistan and Iraq.  Only action he got was shooting a dog.  Two weeks home and he got shot at the park by some kid trying to break into his car.  He acted really mad, but you got to admit all army guys want to have a bullet wound they just dont want to die.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glendoor my buddy was a ranger for 4 yrs. 2 tours each in Afghanistan and Iraq.  Only action he got was shooting a dog.  Two weeks home and he got shot at the park by some kid trying to break into his car.  He acted really mad, but you got to admit all army guys want to have a bullet wound they just dont want to die.</p>
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		<title>By: Professor THE Guy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-it-has-two-teams-its-a-sport-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-10626</link>
		<dc:creator>Professor THE Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@kingmonkey, you could upgrade to Monarchmonkey. That sounds pretty good to me.

@Andy Pants, I think you should go with Andy Slacks.

@glendoor, I've been at gunpoint twice, and I've decided that if it happens again, I'm going to disarm him and shoot the guy in the back of his damn head. I bet I could get off on self-defense or some kind of disociative disorder like they do in Law &#38; Order all the time.

@Otto. Yeah. I remember that guy I actually agreed with Nick (though Nick should have shut up sooner) about how Choocher was being a bastard. And, when Ross blamed Choocher for why we can't have "nice things," I just about died laughing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@kingmonkey, you could upgrade to Monarchmonkey. That sounds pretty good to me.</p>
<p>@Andy Pants, I think you should go with Andy Slacks.</p>
<p>@glendoor, I&#8217;ve been at gunpoint twice, and I&#8217;ve decided that if it happens again, I&#8217;m going to disarm him and shoot the guy in the back of his damn head. I bet I could get off on self-defense or some kind of disociative disorder like they do in Law &amp; Order all the time.</p>
<p>@Otto. Yeah. I remember that guy I actually agreed with Nick (though Nick should have shut up sooner) about how Choocher was being a bastard. And, when Ross blamed Choocher for why we can&#8217;t have &#8220;nice things,&#8221; I just about died laughing.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mufasa?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mufasa?</p>
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		<title>By: Jumbalya</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-it-has-two-teams-its-a-sport-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-10610</link>
		<dc:creator>Jumbalya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And Rasta Mustafa</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Rasta Mustafa</p>
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		<title>By: Jumbalya</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jumbalya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Candy pants!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Candy pants!</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well this fucker jumps out the car and tries to beat on me. He was damn lucky I only had one arm functional and a big maglite and the cops showed up quick, cause otherwise I'd have killed the son a bitch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well this fucker jumps out the car and tries to beat on me. He was damn lucky I only had one arm functional and a big maglite and the cops showed up quick, cause otherwise I&#8217;d have killed the son a bitch.</p>
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