Comments on: If This Is The Kind Of Sex Gene Simmons Has Had 4,000 Times, I No Longer Envy Him http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:32:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: sexybigbeauty http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-36310 sexybigbeauty Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:20:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-36310 OMG! Recently there are hot discussion at hot dating club ____P l u s M e e t . c o m ____on Britney's nude photos issue. It is said that her photos were stolen by a thief when she was on vacation in Hawaii. Don't know the female in the photo is Brintey or not. But many online friends think it's her !!!! OMG!

Recently there are hot discussion at hot dating club ____P l u s M e e t . c o m ____on Britney’s nude photos issue. It is said that her photos were stolen by a thief when she was on vacation in Hawaii.

Don’t know the female in the photo is Brintey or not. But many online friends think it’s her !!!!

]]> By: DirtyJerz http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-11131 DirtyJerz Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:43:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-11131 God, he looks so bored... But my real question is, Who the fuck wears thong flip flops to seduce America's Number One Glam Rock Star?? I'm just saying, I would at least wear heals.... God, he looks so bored…
But my real question is, Who the fuck wears thong flip flops to seduce America’s Number One Glam Rock Star?? I’m just saying, I would at least wear heals….

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-11123 glendoor42 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:18:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-11123 Paris Hilton looked like a rabbit. Paris Hilton looked like a rabbit.

]]> By: Ranger http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10902 Ranger Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:39:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10902 I got to poke Charlize Theron in the bum. I wonder if I should post that video on the 'net?! www.NeilsNotes.com I got to poke Charlize Theron in the bum. I wonder if I should post that video on the ‘net?!
http://www.NeilsNotes.com

]]> By: Briggundo http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10816 Briggundo Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:58:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10816 All these rock stars who brag about the huge volume of chicks they screwed, who cares when it's really lousy and sad sex? Simmons bragging about getting laid 4000 times is about as exciting as someone bragging that they've jerked off 4000 times. In fact, if I had to choose between: 1. Having sex just one more time with the person of my choosing. or 2. Having sex with Gene Simmons 4000 times. ...I'm going with option #1. All these rock stars who brag about the huge volume of chicks they screwed, who cares when it’s really lousy and sad sex? Simmons bragging about getting laid 4000 times is about as exciting as someone bragging that they’ve jerked off 4000 times.

In fact, if I had to choose between:

1. Having sex just one more time with the person of my choosing.

or

2. Having sex with Gene Simmons 4000 times.

…I’m going with option #1.

]]> By: Shari http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10801 Shari Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:29:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10801 I watched snippets of the video and had the same impression as Mr. Swaim...that this looked like something Gene did because it's what he's always done and he had no enthusiasm for the task. The fact that he's chewing gum the entire time like a bored public works employee who is stuck directing traffic while his buddies work the road reinforces that notion. I watched snippets of the video and had the same impression as Mr. Swaim…that this looked like something Gene did because it’s what he’s always done and he had no enthusiasm for the task. The fact that he’s chewing gum the entire time like a bored public works employee who is stuck directing traffic while his buddies work the road reinforces that notion.

]]> By: Otto E. Roddick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10632 Otto E. Roddick Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:27:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10632 The Plaster Caster thing is true (I kinda thought it was common knowledge). For those who don't know the story, Google "Cynthia Plaster Caster" and I'm sure you'll find some interesting info (I'm not about to test-run it while at work). I believe she also made casts of Page, Plant and Hendrix' wangs. I can't verify this one, but I've heard reports that Plant has never been happy with how his turned out. Something about those cold, damp English winters. The Plaster Caster thing is true (I kinda thought it was common knowledge).
For those who don’t know the story, Google “Cynthia Plaster Caster” and I’m sure you’ll find some interesting info (I’m not about to test-run it while at work).

I believe she also made casts of Page, Plant and Hendrix’ wangs. I can’t verify this one, but I’ve heard reports that Plant has never been happy with how his turned out. Something about those cold, damp English winters.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10587 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:36:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10587 KISS cock casts? I wonder what the going rate for those would be. KISS cock casts? I wonder what the going rate for those would be.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10561 glendoor42 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:53:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10561 They, the members of KISS, use to have their junk cast in plaster by their groupies so the groupies could take the cast home and use them as dildos. KISS had a song called Plaster Casters about it. I heard that in fifth grade so the veracity of that is highly questionable. If that is true wouldn't those casts make an interesting listing on Ebay. They, the members of KISS, use to have their junk cast in plaster by their groupies so the groupies could take the cast home and use them as dildos. KISS had a song called Plaster Casters about it. I heard that in fifth grade so the veracity of that is highly questionable.

If that is true wouldn’t those casts make an interesting listing on Ebay.

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10523 Michael Swaim Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:14:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10523 @ IHaveA and glendoor: I'm sure it used to be bigger, it's just been worn down by years of constant erosive friction. @ IHaveA and glendoor: I’m sure it used to be bigger, it’s just been worn down by years of constant erosive friction.

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