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	<title>Comments on: Heretofore Unknown and Exclusive Secrets of Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Gooch and Funbags</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Seijinumaru</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/#comment-40328</link>
		<dc:creator>Seijinumaru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In my opinion, she's too skinny and doesn't look very attractive as a blond.
Her natural hair color is much more appealing and I don't think it would kill her to bulk up a bit to make her hips a tad more proportionate to her breasts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my opinion, she&#8217;s too skinny and doesn&#8217;t look very attractive as a blond.<br />
Her natural hair color is much more appealing and I don&#8217;t think it would kill her to bulk up a bit to make her hips a tad more proportionate to her breasts.</p>
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		<title>By: Travis Bass</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/#comment-30874</link>
		<dc:creator>Travis Bass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I found this site on collegehumor about 4 days ago, and have to say its one of the most informative and funny ones i've seen in quite some time. It matches my sadistic, adolescent, potty humor that no matter who you are you know is funny

as for Lohan getting naked, girls are predominantly very concerned about their body image, so if she has the "balls" to do this after everything thats been said about her, thats fine. She's a good looking girl, and if given the chance I would fuck her to pieces :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this site on collegehumor about 4 days ago, and have to say its one of the most informative and funny ones i&#8217;ve seen in quite some time. It matches my sadistic, adolescent, potty humor that no matter who you are you know is funny</p>
<p>as for Lohan getting naked, girls are predominantly very concerned about their body image, so if she has the &#8220;balls&#8221; to do this after everything thats been said about her, thats fine. She&#8217;s a good looking girl, and if given the chance I would fuck her to pieces <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Money</title>
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		<dc:creator>Money</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is sad... When some one has a recent record of dug use and weight fluctuation as much as she has lately it only means one thing..... She's looking for validation and self confidence in all the wrong places.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is sad&#8230; When some one has a recent record of dug use and weight fluctuation as much as she has lately it only means one thing&#8230;.. She&#8217;s looking for validation and self confidence in all the wrong places.</p>
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		<title>By: ~j</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/#comment-12807</link>
		<dc:creator>~j</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's completely possible to have boobs that large with nipples that small, without surgery involved.  Her proportions indicate it's not likely in her case, but...

~j</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s completely possible to have boobs that large with nipples that small, without surgery involved.  Her proportions indicate it&#8217;s not likely in her case, but&#8230;</p>
<p>~j</p>
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		<title>By: Kazer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kazer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone before me commented on her having normal proportions... I disagree, her tits are way too big for her frame. It's like tying beach balls to a stick, and it's disgusting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone before me commented on her having normal proportions&#8230; I disagree, her tits are way too big for her frame. It&#8217;s like tying beach balls to a stick, and it&#8217;s disgusting.</p>
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		<title>By: Channel Ryan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/#comment-12400</link>
		<dc:creator>Channel Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Channel Ryan...&lt;/strong&gt;

I Googled for something completely different, but found your page...and have to say thanks. nice read....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Channel Ryan&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>I Googled for something completely different, but found your page&#8230;and have to say thanks. nice read&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Indiscriminate</title>
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		<dc:creator>Indiscriminate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well I would wrap it up but I wouldn't say no to that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I would wrap it up but I wouldn&#8217;t say no to that.</p>
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		<title>By: Rob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a bunch of liars.

If a girl half this good looking moved in nextdoor you would all suck your own fathers cocks to see her nude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a bunch of liars.</p>
<p>If a girl half this good looking moved in nextdoor you would all suck your own fathers cocks to see her nude.</p>
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		<title>By: Dominic</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/#comment-11722</link>
		<dc:creator>Dominic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True, you fool; Monopoly doesn't end. And Lohan looks good.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True, you fool; Monopoly doesn&#8217;t end. And Lohan looks good.</p>
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		<title>By: meg</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/22/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/#comment-11553</link>
		<dc:creator>meg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ew!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ew!</p>
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