Comments on: I HAVE No Change Jar! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:54:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-15010 orangemtl Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:37:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-15010 "Distribution of Wealth"? You mean someone lets the rest of you have some as well? Dammit! Who's responsible for this? Someone drag my treasury minister out of bed RIGHT NOW! I want an explanation for this. “Distribution of Wealth”? You mean someone lets the rest of you have some as well? Dammit! Who’s responsible for this? Someone drag my treasury minister out of bed RIGHT NOW! I want an explanation for this.

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]]> By: Shin00bie http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-10314 Shin00bie Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:10:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-10314 I think true might be upset about something. I think true might be upset about something.

]]> By: true http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-10200 true Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:56:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-10200 Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE. Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

]]> By: Chris Bucholz http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-10106 Chris Bucholz Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:31:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-10106 Mike, this was hilarious. Nice job. ... You should make all your blog posts funny. Mike, this was hilarious. Nice job.

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You should make all your blog posts funny.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9777 glendoor42 Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:25:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9777 anti-simitism Gawd, hahahahahahaha!!!!! anti-simitism Gawd, hahahahahahaha!!!!!

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9743 kingmonkey Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:25:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9743 Monkeychucker? I'm detecting some anti-simitism. Monkeychucker? I’m detecting some anti-simitism.

]]> By: StoatLad http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9688 StoatLad Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:41:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9688 God Save the Queen and her superior system of currency. I'm going to learn to engrave just to make monkeychucker counterfeiting plates. God Save the Queen and her superior system of currency. I’m going to learn to engrave just to make monkeychucker counterfeiting plates.

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9607 Michael Swaim Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:44:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9607 Jesus I want to go to England now. Jesus I want to go to England now.

]]> By: Captain Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9596 Captain Ross Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:13:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/21/i-have-no-change-jar/#comment-9596 If you save up a hundred cockstoppers you get a monkeychucker note. It has a picture of John Cleese dancing to the Spice Girls in his underpants. If you save up a hundred cockstoppers you get a monkeychucker note.

It has a picture of John Cleese dancing to the Spice Girls in his underpants.

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