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]]> By: rev.felix http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9792 rev.felix Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:52:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9792 Nathan, those weren't implants, those were your testicles. I'm sorry but you're now a woman. Nathan, those weren’t implants, those were your testicles. I’m sorry but you’re now a woman.

]]> By: Captain Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9511 Captain Ross Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:27:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9511 That's one thing going for them. They'll eventually die horribly but at least it won't be from obesity. That’s one thing going for them. They’ll eventually die horribly but at least it won’t be from obesity.

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9509 kingmonkey Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:24:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9509 ... but at least they're not fat, right? … but at least they’re not fat, right?

]]> By: Captain Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9388 Captain Ross Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:20:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/20/monkeys-are-strong-bulldogs-are-lazy-and-rejected-breast-implants-in-a-dudes-leg-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9388 'Mustafa, America is not the country of frying everything. That’s Scotland. They invented the deep-fried Mars Bar. Who looks at a Mars Bar and thinks “You know what? That’s pretty good, but what if we battered and fried it? Now you’re talking!”?' Yeah, but to be fair, only a small percentage of our population is obese. That battered crap doesn't actually make you fat, but it'll knacker your heart. The majority of those folk here who eat battered food constantly are actually skinny with rotted teeth and horrific heart issues. ‘Mustafa, America is not the country of frying everything. That’s Scotland. They invented the deep-fried Mars Bar. Who looks at a Mars Bar and thinks “You know what? That’s pretty good, but what if we battered and fried it? Now you’re talking!”?’

Yeah, but to be fair, only a small percentage of our population is obese. That battered crap doesn’t actually make you fat, but it’ll knacker your heart. The majority of those folk here who eat battered food constantly are actually skinny with rotted teeth and horrific heart issues.

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Please, Kingmonkey, most Americans are already confused enough by geography. If you’re not part of the solution…

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