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By: not me

not me — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:15:33 +0000

True, you are the biggest bonehead I have found on the internet.

A. your comments have nothing to do with story or discussion and
B. your logic fails you.

I am no where near rich, but am not poor either. I am a college student, who is educating myself through loans, which I will have to pay off soon. The thing I have learned, and what the rest of America needs to learn, is how to live within your own means.

You deserve everything you have. Write that down.

By: Willie

Willie — Fri, 30 May 2008 07:50:47 +0000

“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

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By: the chaotrix

the chaotrix — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:22:29 +0000

*carves 18 homeless shelters out of the dense impenetrable material of True’s words, feels better about herself, goes on a shopping spree to celebrate*

By: Mr. THE Guy

Mr. THE Guy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:21:52 +0000

True, STFU.

1.) This is the place to discuss that.
2.) No one will read that whole big brick wall of text.
3.) You’re an idiot.

By: true

true — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:58:39 +0000

Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

By: Mr. THE Guy

Mr. THE Guy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:02:57 +0000

“Please please please just do it my way.” Aren’t you a bossy motherfucker? Just don’t do it at all. The 11th commandment: Thou Shalt Keep Thy Religion To Thyself.

By: That Guy

That Guy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:50:05 +0000

Don’t let the LDS get you!

I refuse to define “cult” here but as a Catholic I say Catholicism is a cult. A freakin’ huge one… with lot’s of tiers of power. Nice juicy cult-drama.

I will say I also believe that walking into the middle of a busy street or my college campus in a suit and tie (don’t forget sacred undergarments) thumping the Bible 2.0 and the council of Elders or 13 or w/e is unwanted, unnecessary, and soliciting. For the record, our apartment manager physically escorted a pair of Bible thumpers to their car. If I wanna convert somebody I start by leading by example and telling my friends; I try to inform only the people who will listen. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just do it my way…

By: macxamillion

macxamillion — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:42:15 +0000

I’m there man

By: Mr. THE Guy

Mr. THE Guy — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:42:42 +0000

Macxamillion, come on, we just had an understanding: me, an athiest, Jelijah, a Mormon, just saying to hell with that shit and lets go have a drink.

Why do you have to start Bible thumping? Everyone knows the main thing to take from the Bible is to treat others as you want to be treated (unless you’re a masochist, then you need to treat others how you don’t want to be treated). It’s just a humor blog, it’s not going to do any lasting harm. So, lighten up and have a drink with me and Jelijah should it turn out that I’m wrong and people end up going to heaven when they die.