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	<title>Comments on: Japan Wins Again: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 05:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Eric</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/12/japan-wins-again-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-12637</link>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Eric...&lt;/strong&gt;

I Googled for something completely different, but found your page...and have to say thanks. nice read....</description>
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<p>I Googled for something completely different, but found your page&#8230;and have to say thanks. nice read&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Paddy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/12/japan-wins-again-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8440</link>
		<dc:creator>Paddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd like to point out that when the dog does a handstand, he's suddenly wearing shorts. meaning when making the commercial they didn't mind cutting a hole in the crotch of the dog suit, but it was too much to ask them to jsut make room for the poor actor's head in the suit itself.
Also apparently fever dreams cure heartache. next time i get dumped i'll be sure to drink a gallon of stagnant water and let the healing begin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to point out that when the dog does a handstand, he&#8217;s suddenly wearing shorts. meaning when making the commercial they didn&#8217;t mind cutting a hole in the crotch of the dog suit, but it was too much to ask them to jsut make room for the poor actor&#8217;s head in the suit itself.<br />
Also apparently fever dreams cure heartache. next time i get dumped i&#8217;ll be sure to drink a gallon of stagnant water and let the healing begin.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Watching it again I could swear when that black circle closes around the dog's head it looks like it's about to go on a kill-bill style kill-frenzy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watching it again I could swear when that black circle closes around the dog&#8217;s head it looks like it&#8217;s about to go on a kill-bill style kill-frenzy.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Captain Ross, Yeah I read that on the internet when I looked up how to get dogs unstuck ( which is ,for the curious, leave them alone and let nature take it's course ) after I tried the old wives tales of dumping cold/hot water on them or scare them, which only accomplished getting the little dog dragged around the house some more by his uncomfortable dong. They finally released a little bit later only to get stuck again and again and Again.

@ g, I had forgotten about “I have a bad case of diarrhea” maybe that is why the dog is covering his crotch with his hooves and does that fucked up dance, no explanation for the dolls head though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Captain Ross, Yeah I read that on the internet when I looked up how to get dogs unstuck ( which is ,for the curious, leave them alone and let nature take it&#8217;s course ) after I tried the old wives tales of dumping cold/hot water on them or scare them, which only accomplished getting the little dog dragged around the house some more by his uncomfortable dong. They finally released a little bit later only to get stuck again and again and Again.</p>
<p>@ g, I had forgotten about “I have a bad case of diarrhea” maybe that is why the dog is covering his crotch with his hooves and does that fucked up dance, no explanation for the dolls head though.</p>
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		<title>By: kranktank</title>
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		<dc:creator>kranktank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that is so creepy I am never eating chips or playing with uncomfortable dongs again</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is so creepy I am never eating chips or playing with uncomfortable dongs again</p>
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		<title>By: g</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/12/japan-wins-again-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8369</link>
		<dc:creator>g</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>those wacky japanese!! that's the funniest video since "i have a bad case of diarrhea"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>those wacky japanese!! that&#8217;s the funniest video since &#8220;i have a bad case of diarrhea&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/12/japan-wins-again-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8340</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glendoor, I recently discovered that's how dogs actually mate. I didn't study them or anything I merely saw it on an intellectual-type quiz.

Oh, and, wow. Just, wow. 

Why the dolls head? Why do his back and fore legs move independently of each other? Why the gap-mouthed stare? WHY ANYTHING!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glendoor, I recently discovered that&#8217;s how dogs actually mate. I didn&#8217;t study them or anything I merely saw it on an intellectual-type quiz.</p>
<p>Oh, and, wow. Just, wow. </p>
<p>Why the dolls head? Why do his back and fore legs move independently of each other? Why the gap-mouthed stare? WHY ANYTHING!?</p>
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		<title>By: Bruce182</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bruce182</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was i the only one that let out a "Wtf?!" at the end?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was i the only one that let out a &#8220;Wtf?!&#8221; at the end?</p>
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		<title>By: Joy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg this is hilarious, the song is kinda catchy too. that dog needs to go to tailsmack.com and get what he deserves, he's no chester!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg this is hilarious, the song is kinda catchy too. that dog needs to go to tailsmack.com and get what he deserves, he&#8217;s no chester!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*Gods</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Gods</p>
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