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	<title>Comments on: An Absolutely Horrific Way To Start Your Week: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/</link>
	<description>The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: FollicleMan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8324</link>
		<dc:creator>FollicleMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... that lady has a huge chin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; that lady has a huge chin.</p>
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		<title>By: Hailslaanesh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8323</link>
		<dc:creator>Hailslaanesh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, how cool would Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory be if all the oompa loompas looked and danced like this!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, how cool would Willy Wonka&#8217;s Chocolate Factory be if all the oompa loompas looked and danced like this!</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8297</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and as for the video...The close-up! Aaaaaahhhh ! Holy shit! Thank God I waited until  Wednesday to view this, because it truely would've been an absolutely horrific start to my week.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and as for the video&#8230;The close-up! Aaaaaahhhh ! Holy shit! Thank God I waited until  Wednesday to view this, because it truely would&#8217;ve been an absolutely horrific start to my week.</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8295</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kingmonkey: I haven't spotted Apoc on this site since he made that threat. I think he's in hiding because he couldn't back it up. So here goes...

*Golly Gee Wilikers. Take that, Apoc !

And...what gives?

*for hilarious definition follow this link:  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=golly+gee+wilikers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kingmonkey: I haven&#8217;t spotted Apoc on this site since he made that threat. I think he&#8217;s in hiding because he couldn&#8217;t back it up. So here goes&#8230;</p>
<p>*Golly Gee Wilikers. Take that, Apoc !</p>
<p>And&#8230;what gives?</p>
<p>*for hilarious definition follow this link:  <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=golly+gee+wilikers" rel="nofollow">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=golly+gee+wilikers</a></p>
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		<title>By: Moo626</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8278</link>
		<dc:creator>Moo626</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dlisted has 2 videos up of this person</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dlisted has 2 videos up of this person</p>
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		<title>By: DesertElephant</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8247</link>
		<dc:creator>DesertElephant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, at least it solves the mystery of what the hell that thing with the Expensive Hat was modeled after.  And that makes me all the more terrified.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, at least it solves the mystery of what the hell that thing with the Expensive Hat was modeled after.  And that makes me all the more terrified.</p>
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		<title>By: squaresquare</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8200</link>
		<dc:creator>squaresquare</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That guy stole my chimpanzees dress and wig!  I had to cancel my Leno appearence!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That guy stole my chimpanzees dress and wig!  I had to cancel my Leno appearence!</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8156</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gees, glendoor42. I'd forgotten how ugly my kids were. That may be a deal-breaker right there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gees, glendoor42. I&#8217;d forgotten how ugly my kids were. That may be a deal-breaker right there.</p>
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		<title>By: Brentin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8152</link>
		<dc:creator>Brentin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why Hailslaanesh, did you miss Swaim dressing up as Queen Elizabeth II? His bosoms were lovely</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why Hailslaanesh, did you miss Swaim dressing up as Queen Elizabeth II? His bosoms were lovely</p>
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		<title>By: Hailslaanesh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/11/an-absolutely-horrific-way-to-start-your-week-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8139</link>
		<dc:creator>Hailslaanesh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha, is it wrong that I am so turned on by that clip?!?  I love the direction this website is taking.  If you cracked bloggers love me, then the next article will contain one of you dressing up as a woman for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha, is it wrong that I am so turned on by that clip?!?  I love the direction this website is taking.  If you cracked bloggers love me, then the next article will contain one of you dressing up as a woman for me.</p>
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