- Awesomest kinds of poetry: Limericks, … … … that is the only awesome kind of poetry. #
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February 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I guess the alcohol kills the part of the brain that knows self-respect, huh? Just kidding. Some of my best freinds are drunken Scottish poets. Not in real life, but… I’m trying to humour you, here.
February 11th, 2008 at 8:59 am
As long as you’re a drunken Irish or Scottish poet it’s acceptable.
February 11th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Shhhh! You just called yourself a published poet in public, Capt. Ross.
February 11th, 2008 at 6:15 am
As a published poet, I’d like to say poetry is awesome when written by Edgar Allen Poe and featurinh rape, death, plagues, more death and murdering an old guy because he has conjunctivitus.
February 10th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Are you including the squirrel-stalking parts of her blog?
February 10th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I don’t know. I hear Rosie O’Donnell has some pretty deep shit on that blog of hers.