Comments on: A Completely Nondescript Guy Firing A Gun Really Fast: The Daily Nooner (EST)!

By: Anonymous Reader

Anonymous Reader — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:26:47 +0000

wickedragon,
you remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
May I take you, right here, right now?
Yes. I know you want it. You know you want it.
You know you want it.
You do.
I’m taking it.
Don’t forget to leave your front door unlocked.
And by front door, I mean bedroom.
And by bedroom, I mean cellphone.

I feel like a necrophiliac.

By: wickedragon

wickedragon — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:57:23 +0000

HE’S FAT! HE’S REALLY REALLY FAT! FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY McFATFATFATFATFATFAT FATTYFATFAT.
OH MY GOD! it felt good to get that off my chest. Fat fat fatty fat fat fat fat. Very very fat. Oh so fat. Hella fat. Fatter than Veronica Zemanova is hot. Fatter than the CERN institute is cool. Fatter than Abraham Lincoln is dead. Fatter than I’m naked.

PS! I want a beretta :’(
PS!PS! HE’S FAT!

By: joebot

joebot — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:09:07 +0000

hahaHA!!

you can see his boobies jiggle!

By: SickBoy

SickBoy — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:29:21 +0000

You guys are blind. That guy is clearly wearing his ear muffs the wrong way around. He’s got the ‘L’ side on his right ear and the ‘R’ side on his left ear.

By: FollicleMan

FollicleMan — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:06:20 +0000

kaligula, are you fucking kidding me?

By: Wise guy

Wise guy — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:34:37 +0000

What do we have so far? Italian, possibly Italian-hispanic. Has money, bright blue shirt, expensive watch and shoes. Can handle a gun in ways normal people can’t. Likes pie. Body mass of about 140kg. How can you miss that beautiful smile. Has a goatee. Probably has a knife in his pocket. Somehow, he makes chocolate rain hail bullets. Buddah is alive.

By: a penis

a penis — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:51:50 +0000

i hope those aren’t ivory buttons on that shirt of his.
Hey, you know whats a great idea?
Chocolate Buttons. When your done wearing your shirt, instead of having to un-button each button (I have no other way as to how to unbutton a buttoned shirt) you just take them off and eat them.
But then you have a buttonless shirt. I GOT IT! Make the shirt out of graham crackers and sew it together with marshmellows.
So if you get caught in a fire, at least you will have smores. and then death.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:03:07 +0000

I’m out of my chair now, I’m coming to get whoever posted my private videos on the internet, I’m almost to the front door, wait……. I have to stop…… and res……Hey,…. pie!!!

By: kaligula

kaligula — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:36:53 +0000

Wait a second…

If this video IS real, the gentleman in question would have to have a body mass of maybe 140 kg! The obvious way in which he could be so heavy, yet appear so inconspicuous?
Wolverine-like enhanced skeleton.

I don’t know much about adamantium, but I read that the normal human skeleton has a volume of around 0.007 m^3 and a mass of 10.5 kg.

For the video to make sense for a man of perfectly normal outward appearance, the subject would need a skeleton to occupy the same volume but with a mass of 75.5 kg. A density of 10786kg/m^3! This is comparable to lead, at 11340 kg/m^3.

This is not a man you want to mess with.

By: kaligula

kaligula — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:43:26 +0000

This belongs in the fake video article!

A bereta 9mm round has a mass of 8 grams and a muzzle velocity of 365m/s. If he really did fire 18 rounds, that’s a total of 52.56 kgm/s impulse over 3 seconds, or and average force of 17.52 kgm/s^2.

Assuming an average man’s mass of 75 kg and a gravitational acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2, he would have to lean at (90-cos-1(17.52/735))degrees or would experience backwards acceleration to a degree that it greater than that visible in the video!

Yep. No average man could do what we just saw.