Comments on: How Do You Say ‘You’re Hitting My Cervix’ In Klingon? The Friday Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:49:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: sweet julia http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-36160 sweet julia Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:02:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-36160 Apart from youtube, I also saw many hot sexy videos @ P l u s M e e t . c o m! So many big beautiful women, big curvy girls and big handsome men meet there for fun&love! Apart from youtube, I also saw many hot sexy videos @ P l u s M e e t . c o m! So many big beautiful women, big curvy girls and big handsome men meet there for fun&love!

]]> By: Ranger http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-29826 Ranger Thu, 08 May 2008 08:35:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-29826 Yeah.... I got some pretty great wood off from that video! http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=9&sku=ENGL-CD00366 Yeah…. I got some pretty great wood off from that video!

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]]> By: Ateius http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-9156 Ateius Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:30:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-9156 Actually, these all have perfectly innocent explanations. Troi: Telepathic seizure Picard: Old man stroke Ducat & Kira: Removal of thorn from ass-cheek Blonde chick from Voyager: Actually, giving birth Worf: Can't a Klingon get a little roaring in? Wesley: Mint ice cream to the face (food-fight) Q: Lower back injury Data: Also lower back injury, plus power fluctuations Archer and T'Pol: Wild, kinky Vulcan sex See? All perfectly innocent. Actually, these all have perfectly innocent explanations.

Troi: Telepathic seizure

Picard: Old man stroke

Ducat & Kira: Removal of thorn from ass-cheek

Blonde chick from Voyager: Actually, giving birth

Worf: Can’t a Klingon get a little roaring in?

Wesley: Mint ice cream to the face (food-fight)

Q: Lower back injury

Data: Also lower back injury, plus power fluctuations

Archer and T’Pol: Wild, kinky Vulcan sex

See? All perfectly innocent.

]]> By: scaryblondechick http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-7177 scaryblondechick Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:30:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-7177 The answer to the headliner question is, of course: "KREPLACH!" You all knew that the Klingons were the lost tribe of Israel, right? Who else would eat that kind of food? Stuffed derma, schmaltz herring. Wistan gagh in targ blood. Honestly. And let's not even get into the whole Mah Jongg and prune juice thing. How could you doubt it? The answer to the headliner question is, of course: “KREPLACH!”

You all knew that the Klingons were the lost tribe of Israel, right? Who else would eat that kind of food? Stuffed derma, schmaltz herring. Wistan gagh in targ blood. Honestly. And let’s not even get into the whole Mah Jongg and prune juice thing. How could you doubt it?

]]> By: James Cobb http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-7046 James Cobb Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:31:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-7046 And, people wonder why there's so much erotic Star Trek fan fiction out there. The Star Trek producers make it so easy to write!!!! And, people wonder why there’s so much erotic Star Trek fan fiction out there. The Star Trek producers make it so easy to write!!!!

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-7015 Michael Swaim Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:49:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-7015 Ah, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, I remember you well. Ah, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, I remember you well.

]]> By: Captain Ross (aka Ross) http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6987 Captain Ross (aka Ross) Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:00:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6987 Yes. A thousand times yes. I think you need a very cold shower Andy. Yes. A thousand times yes.

I think you need a very cold shower Andy.

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6962 Andy Pants Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:40:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6962 Is it wrong that I was totally turned on by that video? Is it wrong that I was totally turned on by that video?

]]> By: Dwain http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6950 Dwain Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:29:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/01/how-do-you-say-youre-hitting-my-cervix-in-klingon-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6950 I think Worf had some kind of infection. That looked awful chunky. I think Worf had some kind of infection. That looked awful chunky.

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